: robes Rundown for Monday, December 06, 2004
("Cherry Darts" clips from Friday's show are up on Foundry)
First Hour
Clips
Problems with Anthony's audio
EQ2 Update: Anthony is a Level 21 Wizard (almost)
Beginning of Free Play week
How to get your EQ2 Wizard Robe (mic problems); explaining Ever Quest; no guilds this time; fantasy world; playing while away from the screen; hours spent playing
Video Game addiction: Ben Stein's son's EQ problem; preferring fantasy life; Anthony is Jhax (of the Wrath)
: robes
: gay
Anthony defends himself: Kurt Schilling plays EQ; Anthony hails from Qeynos, not Freeport
: ex doesn't get
half
Online role playing weddings
: backs up
Anthony
Anthony: loner
Opie's brother: roommate's fully immersed in online gaming; superheroes
: Free Preview
week
: Bob the
Trucker asks a question
Answer after break and a message from Jimmy's Mom
: Steve spell
Free Preview/ Subscription info
Fag Talk
Mid Hour
Free Play week; MyFi Cherry Darts last Friday; MyFi giveaway this week: Vos
Morning Crash
What Would You Do For a MyFi? This week: Vos' ear stench-finger lickin' good; booger cracker
Friday's Cherry Darts: Kandi's Midget fetish
Anthony: watched a midget show On Demand ("Dwarfs")- midget w/ an awful life, orthopedic surgeon, lengthening surgery; Norton watched with Bob Kelly; midget hands/ driving
Candy's fantasy porn; Opie: sure The Show can cast the porn with midgets
Friday's meeting about rules for Free Play Week: long winded way for corporate to ask for what they want
"The show we don't talk about anymore": no getting interns laid; that day; phone calls; at the Diner (Anthony's megaphone)
Second Hour
Well after Cherry Darts on Friday: Intern, Noah, and the porn star, Kandi
Noah gives details: exhibitionism; shopping; orgasms; scratches and bruises
:
Kandi chimes
in with some details about Noah; working while spending the weekend with Noah
"Risky Business": Noah's delusions
2nd half of Kandi's story: Norton relates his experience with Kandi
Norton went whoring: friend from the Bunny Ranch; free girl
Norton: like the werewolf, knows he's the wolf
Norton's Mom's phone message about Norton's whoring
Mash Up: The Doors/Blondie
Mid Hour
XM's "Save Yourself a Shiny New Nickel" promotion
Ben's first internship email
Norton wants to save money; Craig's list; last night's hummer bummer
Kandi dispelled the "Noah is gay" rumor; who's the gay intern?
Norton's parents listen to the show
Norton's Mom:
"Ladies of the Night"; Dr. Phil: replacement addictions
Jimmy's nice, normal mother gives advice
"Hi Mom, I'm in Porno"; "Hi Mom, I'm in Jail"
: advice for
Norton
: Mom could ruin
Norton's act
Third Hour
Norton attended
Billy Crystal's Broadway Premier with his camera and ex: Harvey Keitel; Robin
Williams
After Party at The Tavern on the Green: Norton's suit; Robert De Niro; Yogi Berra; Rob Reiner; Billy Crystal; Mike Wallace
Jimmy
Jimmy bashing
Bob De Niro; James Lipton; regular people in the Fish Bowl
Topics to talk about next; XM's special promotions
What Norton should've done
Norton's and Anthony's Billy Crystal observations
"Ding! Fries
are Done"
NY Daily News: A
Revolution Via Satellite- O&A are pioneers!
Mid Hour
Shopping for the Holidays: Opie ditching for Christmas; no cop-out for Anthony; Norton can't make eye contact; Anthony's inconsistent gift giving; getting bad gifts
What Would You Do For a MyFi? Opie wants a puke-fest; Clam Chowder Puke contest
Ben: sick from Sushi; getting needed items delivered
Girlfriends when you're sick; fever junk; treatment you don't get from whores
What Would You Do For a MyFi? Paulie: eggnog puke fest
Michael Jackson's mouth swab
Lindsay Lohan
distracts The Boys: five-head; bad rock chick act
What Would You Do For a MyFi? Drink Eggnog till you puke on Friday?
$149 Million to
Juan: Wife seeks divorce and half the winnings; wife's lawyer freezes winnings;
Anthony's ex's lawyer paid by Anthony
Woman wants
ex-husband's Medical License suspended
: blame wife,
not lawyer
: woman gets
half the lottery winnings
Lazlow's "Ice Diamonds" commercial
Fourth Hour
: woman won half
the cost of the ticket; Opie prolongs a trucker call
: question about
Dr.
: 
says "Hi"
Top 10 (Pop)
Corniest Lines (someone making popcorn); Jimmy makes a suggestion: guessing game
Popcorn makes it into the studio
#10 from "The Postman"
#9 from "Jerry McGuire": Bob Kelly bashing
: corny movie
line
:
New theme song "Let's Get Retarded"
Norton teases Ben; Opie's joke bombs
#8 from "Braveheart"
#7 from "Independence Day"
#6 from "Notting Hill": Steve's invited in to make a guess (Anthony messes up Steve's theme song); Norton rags Opie; Erik plays some drops; Steve
#5 from "Top Gun": Erik plays the wrong clip; Norton asks for the song by "Berlin"
#4 from "Ghost"
:
Di's phone; "Let's Get Retarded"; Anthony gives advice; :
Marion
can't shut up; Di's previous roommate; (Di drops out) drinking; losing
utilities; no room for Di at Marion's; analogy; a new Lady Di
Di/Marion comparison; Norton worries about the quote list; someone thinks the show is scripted
:
doesn't have a clue; the real black eye story; phone cuts off
: Lady Di's like
a SIMS game
#3 from "Four Weddings and a Funeral"
#2 from "Dirty Dancing": Anthony's gets very excited for knowing this one; Norton's obsession with Connor continues
#1 from "Titanic": Celine Dion (and Ren from "Ren and Stimpy") comments; Celine misses her whistle
Norton was emailed by the "Insensitive Scumbag" who taped retards singing the song from "Dirty Dancing"
"I've Had
the Time of My Life"
Free Play Week and XM's "special" deals: Norton can't believe his ears
free show=
more gooder
Who cursed, who didn't
Norton and Master Po are playing Chess between segments
Nathaniel doing a gig tonight at 7pm at Caroline's: discusses his comedy; will have tape tomorrow
December 23rd: Norton at The Downtown
White Power (?) rapper story tomorrow
WDIL
WDIL
