Rundown for Tuesday, December 07, 2004

First Hour

Jimmy's Mother's call

This or this? Opie adjusts Anthony's levels

Everyone wants to intern for O&A: Thinking about Jimmy all night

Anthony's hooked on "The Swan": the bearded lady; The Pageant; make-up/hair; husbands

: hooked on "The Swan"; hairy chick looked hot

Anthony: chick looked hot, but dorky; Opie: mole hair

Men's nose, eyebrow and ear hair: Frank at the Roxy; wife cuts hair, men give up on hair

: Mayor Menino; hasn't paid yet

Opie refuses to kiss caller's ass for two bucks

O&A interviews yesterday on other XM channels: Anthony played EQ2; still cheaper than the other; the XM "deal"

: Tyson Walter, Center for the Cowboys: Norton the bandwagon fan; Cowboys' coach; chit chatting with Bill Parcells; Cowboys golf course, cheerleaders, and pro shop; traveling by plane; might be able to stop by; playoffs 

Met Opie and Norton in Dallas at the Improv

Bob De Niro picture 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Today: sniffing and sucking behind Vos' ear; eating his boogers 

Norton nails Opie's sweater; Anthony has his clothes put out for him; Ben's short sweater; Opie compliments Anthony's outfit

Hate filled (comedic) music later

"Green Bay Funeral Home"

Bellevue clip: "Shut up!"

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Contestant in the building; Eggnog drinking contest coming soon: shot a minute

Norton: disgusted with the FCC; Anthony explains offensive vs. actionable; Opie likes the push towards satellite the FCC creates

Michael Powell: FCC Complaints Soar- thanks to ONE fucking group; not a national outrage; regular radio is done; woman at Congressional Hearing cried from Super Bowl Boobie; nobody saw the boob 

: racial slurs for a joke

Anthony: The American people are NOT outraged

Larry King: irrelevant; Kurt Loder: hipper (than King) old guy; "young up" the news; Brian Williams going over well; Norton explains the Williams blow-off

: great fan, awful host

Larry King audio: surreal

Second Hour

Larry King interviews Motley Crue about their reunion 

Larry King live at Idlewild; Larry partying

Steve describes old Mick Mars

Larry King questions Mick, Nick, who? What?

Larry gets befuddled 

Larry King's buffoonery  

Steve: video up on Foundry

Larry King doesn't have a clue about the Motley Crue; goofing on Larry and Jimmy at the same time

Steve: Vince Neil's plastic surgery 

Tommy Lasorda 

Opie: O'Reilly comments on Barry Bonds

Anthony: O'Reilly and Rush scandals ignored while they jump on other people's scandals

: Motley Crue Challenge 

Larry King describes the Challenge; Tommy Lee phone call

: Duran Duran on Larry King 

Menu causes confusion

Norton baffles O&A with a Damien reference: giggles are had by all

Larry King: The Motley Crue

Bashing Larry King; deciding which songs to play; Larry sings

Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood"

Opie: reads the XM copy's "special deal"; the O&A cult 

Vos outside studio; The Boys rag Vos 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Not too late for more entries

Foundry has O&A "Best of" videos up

Vos in studio: Norton's idea; ragging; Opie tells Vos about Norton's mom's call

Norton slipped last night: Vos consoles; Norton explains; Anthony compares to Adam Ferrara 

Vos on Adam: references past centuries

Opie describes Norton's call; Vos and Norton's sister; Adam and Anthony's sister; Vos' sister

Norton's Mom's call: "Ladies of the Night"; "Dr. Phil...something for something"

Norton's perfect idea

Jeffrey Dahmer's and John Wayne Gacy's Moms' similar calls

Norton and women: wonderful relationship w/ Mom; Vos says he gets hot chicks

Opie wants to give away the MyFi, Anthony doesn't; Vos' ear is cooking; the contestant

Discussing logistics of eating Vos' ear gunk

: MyFi? The Boys explain

Anthony reminisces about the Walkman

Vos broadcasts his technological ignorance; too old for music?!

Bonnie calls Vos

Bonnie and Vos' tv pitch; scene from "Dwarfs"

: bashes Vos

Opie tramples Norton's joke 

Question for Vos; Scott Peterson's Mom's call

Scott Peterson's Mom's call

Crackers? Crackers? Taste the booger flava

"Nutcracker Suite"

1-866 FU LINE-1

Third Hour

: Corporate bitch

: Chicago Fire

Vos: Bulls stink, so does his joke

: CNBC: XM in Toyotas

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Idea for eating ear crap; Anthony refuses to sniff; Ben doesn't want to be party to this; Ben explains; picking a booger chip

Contestant in studio: brought food and Texas Hold'Em Poker set

: DJs using O&A stuff; Stern comments

Callers bug Vos

Contestant Paul is interviewed: 22 year old from Jersey

Breakdown of Vos' jokes; obscure references abound

: Vos killing show

awful Vos

: finger sucking pussy

Eating ear gunk logistics worked out; Norton bugged about Ben

Paul gets a whiff and a taste

Norton marvels; anyone else need a sniff? Paul's description

: no booger!

: too much, no booger

Nathaniel; Vos wipes his gunk on a CD

Anthony can't take anymore stench; CD now garbage

Norton wants to torture Ben; Vos has nothing; O&A are disgusted; Vos needs to wash

Mid Hour

: Erik From "The Tony Danza Show" line: Tina from Philly talks to Tony

Erik's Tony Danza Staff t-shirt; rubes happy to talk to Tony

Ben's Erik update: disorderly conduct

: Erik; Anthony: run idiot!!

Tony Police

Someone needs to help Erik

: Erik being held; uproar in the studio

Danny sent to help Erik; Steve jokes; bullying Erik; outrage in studio

Master Po: queries about Erik

Ben updates Erik's situation

Po gets worked up

Discussion: speculation on what happened, what Erik may have said

Silence of the Lambs: The Musical by the Kaplan Brothers "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket"

: Enjoying the show

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Erik on his way back; message for the family; show people need a briefing

: Danny the Intern questions a security guard

Anthony gives credit where credit's due

Discussion: Previous calls and the latest call; Danza show meeting; Danza off the show: Casino/Cooler scene

Fourth Hour

Previous (dirty) call to "The Tony Danza Show" line

Erik informs The Boys: assault; list checking; closing the phone; hiding his shirt; invading Erik's privacy; Ben's killer advice; Tina and her gaggle of rubes; guards listening

Vos bombs; Master Po makes a suggestion

: Keith the Cop gets the facts; gives the real deal (listeners don't let Opie get away with a comment); very injured? Pussies!; Master Po questions Keith; discussion

End of the Tony Danza Saga

Paul the MyFi Contestant brought back in studio; What Would You Do For a MyFi? email your ideas at OpieandAnthony.com or FoundryMusic.com

Paul officially wins the MyFi; no plugs

"Duck Job"

"High Voltage"; no post-show conference call today

Racist Music: Hateful lyrics, should be #1 in Boston (Larry King chimes in); description of the music

Newsweek and 60 Minutes doing the story on "The People Haters": Steve and Ben explain (Norton flusters Ben); handing out discs to school children

Steve doesn't listen; Steve/Ben dispute

Vos is SLEEPING like an old man; tries to defend himself

Really busting Steve's chops

People Haters' "White Nigger" "A Towel is Not a Hat" "Shit Dick" "Spic Kill Ya"

Other "Shit Dicks"; Anthony fucks up

Stephen Lynch's "Vanilla Ice Cream"

Review of today's show; where's Vos? Smoking

: Listener Sticker Stop: Exit 69S off the LIE tomorrow; WDIL

WDIL

: WDIL

Vos bashing; shit dicks

: WDIL

WDIL

CringeHumor.net for a write-up on Vos' new CD

Norton at the Downtown in Farmingdale, LI on December 23rd