: The Internet
is for Porn; no 
stickers yet; bug in the systemRundown for Thursday, December 09, 2004
First Hour
Bellevue and other clips
Anthony's levels
Everyone is tired
: The Internet
is for Porn; no
stickers yet; bug in the system
Problems with XM: Interns should send the
stickers; meeting after the show, then dinner with E. Lo; being away from the
mother ship; office computers came in yesterday; send your sticker requests
directly to O&A- address up on Foundry (111 W. 57th street Suite 500 New
York, NY 10019 Attn: Wow Stickers)
Norton's gags: hey (insert name); you dropped something!; Norton credits others; 'scuse me sir/miss; things Norton says in the elevator leaving work; yesterday's gag pulled on O&A
Anthony: horrible cab smell after Bravo taping yesterday (for Superheroes, Supervillains, and Supervixens)
: Dimebag from
Pantera killed
Dimebag killed,
brother lives
Steve's (new shirt) update: Liquid Metal (ch. 42) in mourning
Larry King breaks the story
Billboard '04 Awards: tripping celebrities; Mick Mars on stage; Motley Old; Tara Reid
Motley Crue and
Tara Reid at the Billboard Awards: Tara's voice; Mick getting to stage; a reader
Tommy Lee's rap
Gifts for
Anthony from soldier in Iraq; thanks Jim
Stockholder w/
an idea; The Boys disagree; Norton doesn't stop; clips are deployed
Free Play Week bringing in lots of listeners; stumbling on programs; listening to a show you hate
Sol
Sol: very injured
Listener Request: "Duck Job" for recording; oops, "Duck Job" for recording
: wants to do a
Sticker Stop
: spending the
$2 bucks; dollar channel for Anthony, dollar channel for Opie
Best fart story
ever!
Tony Danza
Message Board update?
Board hacked and shut down: Poster's names entertained The Boys; The Devil comments; mid-west probably doesn't get it
High Voltage? Opie and Anthony, O&A Virus
Listener Request: "Gay-Per-View"
Second Hour
Message at Tony Danza's board
Indictments in
the Ron Artest/NBA fight: new footage; old guy, Murray Slaughter (Ted Knight);
could help NBA; ideas for Christmas Day's game
fan
Sirius: SIRI drops, Ben didn't get paid; Ben's Pam Anderson experience: make-up, jet, chef; hemorrhaging cash; Imus is a stockholder
Jimmy's apartment shopping; NYC roaches: everywhere there's an apartment building
Ben's "funny story"
Dick Clark
Suffers a Stroke at 75; Anthony's intelligent humor
Laptop Bad for
Sperm Count
Vos: can't take the ridicule; Vos impression from Opie?
Opie reads Vos' message board post
Norton at The Downtown Dec. 23rd 516 293 7700; eatabullet.com
Vos' awfulness
Florentine at Pantera?
Opie is angered; Ben's a slob; Norton instigates
Mid Hour
Listener Suggestions
Kid Afrika's post that set off Vos; O&A disagree (need to clean up)
"100 Grand"
Opie starts a bit clean up w/Top 10 Earning Dead Celebrities of 2003
CHAOS: Opie gets Ben, Ben gets Norton, Anthony defends Jimmy's medicine; sunscreen; garbage/not garbage
why there's
sunscreen
no hands or feet
wrestler
Back to List of Top 10 Dead Earning Celebrities of 2003: quick rundown from 10 to 1
More Bit Clean-up: Americans Weighing Down Cruise Ships
Interruption: Ben sends Steve into the studio: studio mess
Chairs on Queen Mary II need replacing
Interruption: Jimmy plays chess; question for Steve
Norton makes a cruise chair joke
requests
Anthony requests Baby T-Shirt story: "shocking" baby tees; Norton's baby tee; a little more "shocking" tees; more of Norton's tees
Anthony gives some better examples from T Shirt Hell.com; Opie gets caught not paying attention; examples continue from Baby Hell; on to Worse than Hell; one from just plain hell
"There is No Santa"
"Jim Norton: Coffee Diva"
Third Hour
Master Po's chess advantage
Opie needs to eat: grazes all day
Recap of covered topics; Erik not around
Missing 4; Norton causes trouble; Opie NEEDS to eat
Top 5 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time, make that 6
#6: degenerates into Connor Peterson jokes
#5, oops #5. Wait, is this #5? No, this is #5.
"Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it ooofff!!!"
#4: New "shut up" clip
From Jersey:
liked the Guido song
Connor joke; Opie tries to understand
#3
: agrees with
last caller; when eggnog?
Eggnog drinking contest next Friday; email Steve or Ben to be contestants or if you have stuff for the show
Steve's email account; Opie gets his food
#2: Anthony bombs; Connor jokes
listener Connor
joke
Connor jokes
what's the rest
of the Guido Christmas?
Connor joke
Mid Hour
Potatoes make it to Opie; hot sauce
Worst Christmas Song of All Time from the NY Post: Anthony has it? Nope, Opie has it. Oops, wrong one again. This can't be right
They suffer, we suffer: 
"12 Days of Guido Christmas"
You'll never know; Opie does some filing
"Tourette's Whore House"
Opie ate; Anthony welcomes Opie to the program
Twelfth Day
speculations; Opie Hulk
Cell phone tumor worries; Ben's cell bill; Opie's unlimited
Connor for
Christmas?
Norton's Afrin nose
Tyson in Trouble
in Arizona; Tyson comments and spells
Fourth Hour
Tyson was drunk; Tyson's training
question for
Tyson
Tyson's ex; Tyson's Tourette's surfaces; Mike's nights out
spilled his
coffee
Canadian PSA description
Norton's take on the PSA; Steve's pronunciation
Ozone's 
Midget Crutches
Florentine update on Dimebag's death (Bobzilla lives on); Liquid Metal in mourning on Ch. 42; how the news reports
"Tube Bar Prank Calls"
Anyone paying attention?
t-shirt idea
Bone Heads of the Year from Maxim magazine (O&A made the list of 2002)
what has
happened
#12: Almost as bad as O&A; $25 Million for Hannity
t-shirt flop;
Norton helps it along
#11
Mid Hour
#10: Firefighters drinking and banging; Bloomberg
#9; #8
#7: not a bonehead move
#6
Connor
Ben distracts Opie; Connor joke
#5: "I Stink" Blog spot
Connor
Connor Laci
anchor
Straley on Norton
#4; #3; #2; (Red from the Tube Bar)
"I'm
with..." shirt
Excited midget; crying Bob Kelly; #1
What Did We Learn Today?
Twelfth day;
sun tanning; TuPac; Kah-fee
message board;
what?; Z 100; SPF; Vos; Shambles, Arizona
Tomorrow: Brian Regan
Norton's Arnold impression
snort, not
shoot
South Park's Eric Cartman
"Come Sail Away"
