Rundown for Friday, December 10, 2004

First Hour

"Duck Job"

Clips 

Last day of the Free Play week

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest: email Ben or Steve

All O&A listeners are automatically signed up to win a MyFi each week. Each premium subscription gets you in the drawing again.

Opie tries to make Anthony happy, but doesn't work

Dinner with E. Lo last night

Interruption: Jimmy's shirt; Jimmy slept late

Opie eat?

Anthony in an awful mood

Dinner: moved to 6pm from 7; Opie takes the brunt from Anthony; E. Lo gets the low-down next; 20 mins vs. 2 hours thanks to cabs and busses; traffic 'cops'; Anthony much calmer todsay; Jazz band; Jimmy's extra minutes; Jim got Anthony in the bathroom; got Opie in the elevator (too sexy)

Mid Hour

: Free Play convert since What's in My Pants

Twelfth day

Jimmy's shirt

Replays

Singing 

Norton

Jimmy's crabs: caught 3 times from 2 girls; hotel crabs

Lindsay Lohan outside the studio yesterday: Anthony was smitten; Body guards; her Dad; she's 18; using The Boys office; Jimmy got a pic; De Niro flashback; messing up; feeling Lindsay's boobs; no Opie pic; Anthony's picture not for public consumption; Anthony bashed on Instant Feedback thanks to Erik; bad meeting w/ a sick Opie

Crabs question

Anthony should've done a "Falling Down" impression

Ozone's Midget in a Giant's jersey

Club Ben: Do the Herky-Jerky 

Meetings: E. Lo's brilliant; ready to kill

Brian Regan (last guest at WNEW) in later

Opie: Brian is one of the top 5 comics out there; clean act but always new material, sometimes even in the same night

Things are happening: Bob Eatman call; Devil comments

Girl blowing crabs; in her eyelashes; new listener, will sign up

Need a cliffhanger: 12th day; #1 Bone Head of the year; Orgy on Monday?; new Steve shirt on Monday?

Brother Joe's "Dry Vagina"

Second Hour

Opie eating his Granola

Crabs in the Army story

Traffic

Anthony in traffic: Man annoys from crosswalk; Opie's advice for next time (Steve trips; flame shirt; gives Danny's Falun Gong audio to Opie); crosswalk story

Anthony lacks Christmas spirit, as do most New Yorkers; Opie's fight for a cab 

Falun Gong: persecuted in China so they protest here; Yoga deaths

Danny speaking to Falun Gong member about their leader

Protests; torture scenes; hands across 5th Ave.; tried to give a flyer to Opie

Special powers? 

Comment

Happy endings?

What was learned

Set on Steve?

Comment

What?

Ben's breakfast; Norton speculates on why Ben opens bathroom windows; 4 Seasons dump

Brian filling out paperwork outside the studio

Mid Hour

By Request: "Ding! Fries Are Done"

Indy 500; new listener

in studio: free play: $2 for O&A; @ Caroline's all weekend; save a buck- sign up now!; Guest on last 'NEW show: PB& Jelly

Tours less: now has 2 kids and a wife; tries to be funny for his son; kid's mic set; niche toy for comedian dads

Living in Las Vegas: local election billboards; why Vegas?; LA life

Bad set up

Jimmy bashes while Brian is nice

Evil Knievel; new names for The Boys: "Drilldos" and "Shit Dicks" replace "gentlemen"

Radio classics vs. O&A type shows

set up

Staying at friend's houses 

Opie's a "stay with friends" guy; Anthony loves hotels

Brian @ Caroline's; Opie's Pop Tarts: directions by Brian

Opie throws out some words for Brian

Laci Peterson trial

C word?

Third Hour

set up

Donut Day: edited version

set up

Watching fishing

Typewriters: white-out ribbon

Set up

Saying the wrong thing; Opie's story; pixilated eye

set up

Bike stunts as a kid

Bird in the house; Anthony: flying things in the house; bat in a dorm room

set up

Plane delays; listening to the Tower

Between radio and gig tonight; Jimmy compared to Brian: little different lifestyles

Norton's Mom's call

Jimmy's whores

Sunday tickets may be available for Brian @ Caroline's; BrainRegan.com

set up

Lotto ticket line

set up

Stupid computer

(I missed a chunk here- sorry about that)

Brain exits the studio

Need a cliffhanger

Erik's "funny story"

Flaming Steve stuff

Noah and Kandi update: LADirectModels.com; Kandi's new pics

Text messages form Kandi

Fourth Hour

Noah's sex-text back to Kandi

cliff hanger ideas

Girl roommates; Three's Company

Don West

Anthony's new computer: for show prep

Opie's family's old car schemes

Sexiest State being saved for after the free play

"Shit Dicks"

"Hi Mom, I'm in Porno"

"Potato Diva"

Free Play lasts all weekend long!

Cliffhanger: Drilldo bit next week

Technical Virgin

Mid Hour

Canine Used to Subdue Naked Suspect

like an old story

Norton's clip

"Potato Diva"

Opie can kill the Canine Officer

Anthony makes Opie VERY uncomfortable

Anthony tells most of the Chester/Opie story

Laci Peterson Songs: in the style of 9/11 tribute songs

: Terrible Tribute to Laci and Connor

new listener

offensive and gross- new listener

"Gay Per View"

Comment on Peterson song

What Did We Learn?

: Dong; baby ass; Chester; cliffhanger; crab buffet

: prime rib causes liver problems; Regan's PB&J got O&A fired; seaweed

The Vos standup comedy kit; speaking fetuses

: Gay elevator; what?; on Steve!; glug glug

Rent Boys; pickled punk; text sex