Rundown for Monday, December 13, 2004

First Hour

Clips

Godfather discussion: Ben Corleone

Pat's Won; Hi to all the Free Play listeners who ordered the program

Free Play Week: Drilldo later? Noah's text messages left out of the replays? Hawking themselves for $2

Opie and Ben's Sports Minute: Anthony and Norton chime in; David Wells in Boston; Jeter on Johansson

Eggnog idea; bunch of children

Fruit Cake; poisonous Poinsettias; Chester killed by Russian Mob?

Chester cliffhanger

Norton and Kandi

Norton's ass

XM for O&A: where's Garrett? 

Ben: Awesome Garrett works with Lynn Samuels 

Sirius makes another awful hire: The Radio Chick

Kandi's AIDS test? Noah: Kandi's working

Team America's "Everyone Has AIDS"

Sexiest State Promo

Mid Hour

Spreading the Virus

Anthony skeeves writing in dirt; Norton: tongue on a napkin and fingers on a newspaper; Nails on a chalkboard

Wells' sucks

No team dedication anymore

"Drilldo Bit"

sharpening knives; snot eating

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest this Friday: 10 people drink a shot a minute

knife through Styrofoam 

Anthony's a week away from being a germophobe 

Howie Mandel's OCD: on Tough Crowd; blue light path; shaved; couple of hundred for Norton

Norton at the Downtown in Farmingdale, NY on December 23, 2004: Norton didn't name the show; flyers

49 minutes until a Connor reference 

One spot for the Eggnog Drinking Contest for the person who comes from the farthest away: OpieandAnthony.com for the address, bring proof

Naughty Norton

teeth grinding 

blackface 

World Stars Hockey Game in Russia stopped for Bananas on the Ice; no rage from Anson Carter; Canadian Blacks

dress up a midget

thanks for the email offer through Foundry

Man the color of an asshole; Cinnamon Lips

Brian Regan at Caroline's was hysterical; nails on an emery board

Second Hour

Regan's audience not aware of opening acts: Russ Meneve and Joe Di-something

Russ' and Joe's jokes: Bad sex toys for men

Vibrating pocket vag; Joe DeRosa

Red Peters' "Holy Shit, It's Christmas"

Ben all excited about Tom Cruise calling in later... just like Brian Williams called and Russell Crowe came into WNEW: part of Golden Globe press; Norton's prospective questions 

Foundry Music chat going on for first day

Office is done: Anthony shot Kennedy on his Alienware, beat his highest score; JFK-Reloaded.com; Anthony gets bashed for when he shoots; what you're supposed to do

depository/suppository

chicken cutlet fucker 

Norton's belly; Philip Seymour Hoffman chick

kill driver

Tom Cruise bio; Scientology

Anthony is a Level 22 Wizard and completed blah blah...

JFK Reloaded offends his Dad; other games

Hawks on a luxury building in NYC: interns should be interviewing the snobs; other hawk problems 

Mid Hour

Anthony's Shore Road, Brooklyn apartment porch: just for pigeons 

Norton's Cliffside Park residence: chirruping pigeons on his air conditioner 

Need to talk to the Hawk People 

Marion comeback; on Foundry chat; need her toenails and pubes.... no pubes!?! 

Connor Clapton 

Patti's shaving particulars; will bring nail clippings for Friday

Hawks documentary

Mary Tyler Moore is for the Hawks; Erik on his way to interview; stupid signs

Norton's show material: Rent Boys, Monster Rain, Helen, etc.

John Valby's Christmas song

1-866 FU LINE-1

Third Hour

Erik: nobody is there; can't see the birds; on the street interviews; Fox News arrives- a new plan is hatched; Steve is running tape; Bernard Kerik; blew the load; need a reliever; might try again

comments on Erik

Erik makes it live again; Good Day hosts talk about Erik

Comments on the Erik's Assault on the Media: ideas for next time

Previous live TV attacks on O&A's behalf: Gumby; Gorilla; newscaster tackle; Psycho Mark

New name for Erik

Pictures of Erik; ideas for Danny

sounds great; what can Danny do?

Erik back in studio: looking at his picture

Erik's Assault on the Media

Comments

Good Day Live comments after Erik's Assault on the Media 

fucking awesome

Live shots

flip sign gag

Erik's Mom

Chocolate Salty Balls banned from radio; Tom Cruise calling later?

South Park's "Chocolate Salty Balls"

listening live

Norton: meeting; mortgage; stolen credit card; credit problems

Anthony's credit report problem; Repossessions GMAC: Get Me Anthony's Car

Danny at the scene

Prison Pussy

Cell phone problems

Danny still waiting

Stern working one day a week

Stern comments

Killing murderers in prison

Splash... vvvvrrrrooommmm

Idea for Danny; Danny still waiting

Ben gets Gary Hoey's CD of Christmas music 

Anthony and Norton sing some Peterson jokes

Connor jokes in the workplace

Check Foundry later for Erik's Assault on the Media

Courtney Love Kicks Drugs and Credit's Neil Young : Bad cues; 

"Old Man" Exclusive audio

Fourth Hour

Wants to drive down from Maine for Eggnog Drinking Contest

The Boys' days off for Christmas; Norton at the Downtown on Dec. 23rd

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest: Food for Steve; Toilet Paper for Ben; Patti's toenails and pubic hairs for the eggnog; double shot every minute; person from farthest away makes it into the contest with proof

Norton makes Anthony squirm and Opie laugh

Jigger 

Inappropriate Bell gets a workout 

Christmas Shopping: Opie's going skiing; Anthony's giving gift certificates; Anthony is the wild card gift giver, hasn't done any shopping or decorating yet; Norton is apartment shopping

(The plug came out of my radio and I missed a couple of minutes)

Nathaniel talks about his stand-up: took a class; pay to play

Mezuzahs

Jewish neighborhoods

Nathaniel's stand up at Caroline's: Than

Comments

Anne Frank

Pills

Dad moved out on Father's Day

Precursor to divorce

Mid Hour

Anthony's yelling parents: fights; Mom winding down; hearing it through the walls; faking it for a day; excuses; finally divorced; not about Anthony; "girl's" Dad left on Christmas; Christmas' hidden baggage; Opie: Father's Day baggage; old girlfriend's dead Mom baggage

sad Christmas story

() Christmas birthday bottle bashing

Norton's quick story

Dad knocked up girlfriend for Christmas

Divorce Mom for Christmas

Prison banging for Thanksgiving

choose a girlfriend for Christmas

Beat up Dad on Christmas

Father/Son brawls

Divorced for Christmas, finalized on Valentine's Day

Boxed up his stuff for Christmas

Monster Snow

Nathaniel's Stand-up: Country Club

Richard Belzer voice

Norton's advice

Job; Third Rail; Cherokee (comment); Jujitsu

Nathaniel also in commercials: eTops (?), Comedy Central, NFL and National Geographic channel ads; does sketches and improv

What Did We Learn?

too wordy; hawks

Tom Cruise?

Schilling's ankle surgery a success; Ben Corleone; suppository

Norton's Tom question; "Boogie Nights"; hawks and Erik

Patti

Norton's question; Patti's pussy