Rundown for Tuesday, December 14, 2004

First Hour

"Peterson" clips

Spreading the Virus: word of mouth, tell a friend

Erik can't watch his Hawk video; the hawks

"The Honeymooners" lines; the box set; one set, one camera; classic storylines; 36 episodes; Star Trek: a bomb; Trixie; Feminists; Alice rules; classic lines/ episodes

The hawks: recap of story; Erik's Assault: video and stills on Foundry or OpieandAnthony.com

Tidbit of "Honeymooners" trivia from Norton: residuals

Advertising for the show; "Assault on the Media" for a MyFi

Past "Assaults": Gumby; Gorilla; relegated to the gag reels; Psycho Mark dropped the Atomic Bomb; (tidbit of "Honeymooners" trivia corrected) 

"Assault on the Media" Greatest Hits on OpieandAnthony.com tonight

Stoner Spelling Bee with Tommy Chong later today?

Tom Cruise: added to the list of "blown off"

Steve enters the studio: not so flaming

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest this Friday: no pubes; bring food for Steve, t.p. for Ben; person who comes the farthest will automatically be entered into the contest

The O&A show doesn't get to fly

Eggnog Drinking: show up; no leaking or puking; double shot a minute to keep it short

Mid Hour

Anthony out of parody retirement: lyrics and vocals by Anthony, music by Brother Joe; Steve is honored

: Eggnog contest question

Diapers?

Anthony's "Martini Steve"

Steve comments on his tribute; Norton comments on Steve; Brother Joe's house call; Steve's Foundry Music shirts

Tommy Chong and Stoner Spelling Bee?

"Riders on the Storm" by Snoop Dogg

Back to the Hawk Story: Recap; Danny sent to mess with street people; man with a telescope; eagle costume

Live shots abound; Danny not in a live shot

Rich kook interview- interrupted for comments: rich; Julia Childs; rich lady surgeries; back to

Interruption: Wreck of the Day: miles and miles of backed-up traffic

Smoothie dumps

Turf War w/ Falun Gong?

Homeless? Fuck 'em! The BIRDS need help!; 5th Ave money; hunting the birds

Second Hour

gets pissed

Comments; urban hunting

Hook nosed problem

Comments

Falun Gong's invisibility powers

Comments

Who's the kook?

Comments

Montana shoes

Slightly off track; Danny slinks out; Intern hierarchy 

shoot 'em and stuff 'em 

Steve back in studio to explain: Danny's audio; star and a circle; confidence waivers after the fact; Jimmy piles on

Steve-d

Woman trucker slightly enjoyed the last clip; wants male WOWs; driving jack

Nathaniel's comedy

Smoldering Steve

Blame Steve; Norton: Blame Danny; Steve's stammering

Driving jack

Downed planes and wreckage for miles

Morons from Montana  (wreck)

Truckers see everything, especially during skirt season; old gags (wreck)

Can see everything for skirt season; new listener

Sticks up for Danny

See "Danny" at The Downtown on Dec. 23rd; Norton wrecks

Truckers see everything (wrecks big time but lives on); road head

Trucker sights

Mid Town Tunnel road head (wreck)

See through the front windshield 

George WER-shington Bridge

Road head

UFO sightings: adding r's; Stupid Vos words; Bonnie call

The Boys need audio from "Dwarfs", the HBO documentary

Mid Hour

Midget hands/fingers 

Baby with no face: description by Anthony; man with snap-on facial features; deformities 

Truckers don't see much; breast feeding

Awful Laci Peterson parody later

Brother Joe's "Police Got My Car"

"Potato Diva"

Bad version of Linkin Park 

Boston pissed off today: FU to Pedro- going to the Mets; Red Sox to get David Wells; Norton hates Schilling; Sheffield 

commercials for XM

Card store not the Mall anchor; which store is The O&A Show?

question about early show time

National show; tweaking the hours; not competing against anyone

Norton's mistake

Birdman 

Video of "The Today Show" WOWing online

O&A beat out Bob & Tom

Conner/Jon Benet Wedding invitation: special guest, Adam Walsh 

Song intro ideas for Noah and Erik (wreck)

Third Hour

Scott Peterson Verdict: Anthony watched half hour of arguing before verdict; death penalty in NY; death row; life in prison without parole; Norton not really for death penalty

Norton wants Bernie Getz; Opie wants Tom Cruise

Peterson Juror now a star, but not for long as history shows

Peterson Trial Jurors

Peterson Trial (made funny)

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off" clips; Mark Geragos 

Norton rant: Geragos' new Michael Jackson trial

Backing OJ and Michael Jackson: blacks; Anthony's mother's opinion; Michael's bedroom alarm; Anthony's Mom's advice

Anthony's Mom sings "Me and Bobby McGee" complete with clips

Anthony makes for an uncomfortable Christmas this year

wants the visual

kids on kids

old joke (wreck)

Awful Laci Peterson songs; Ed Wood/Conner jokes

Asssuck's parody

song reviews

Norton and Anthony sing

company in Hell

awful

Laci Peterson Tribute Song by John Strand

Discussion: Murder for killing a fetus?

Wrote it like he knew her

Ripped off the melody

Norton unsympathetic to faceless child

Anthony describes her some more

"Anthony's Mom Sings" by Dru Boogie 

Loud musci; Anthony said "precedent", not "president"; Wershington

Twelfth Day of Guido Christmas

Ben's trying to get Gary Hoey; Steve's tearing eye

Ben bashing: gossiping into his tiny phone; giggling

Gary Hoey's Christmas songs

Dimebag in a Kiss Casket?; Gene Simmons

Ben's Boston related gossip

Gary Hoey's "Mr. Grinch"

Phish coffin

Smoothie Time cancelled today: Norton's smoothie dumps

Chester cliffhanger 

Anthony's ex-mother-in-law comments; Ben bashing; more comments

new listener: What's a sticker?

Opie explains : send your requests to the studio (address on OpieandAnthony.com)

Rewind! Faceless Baby has a future on Maury

"The Maury Povich Show" freaks: obese children

Fourth Hour

Maury's Progeria kids

Paternity tests

Reality Shows: New Fox show "Who's Your Daddy?"; how to tell who's your daddy

"Joint Full of Cannabis"

What's a "wood floor"?

Explanation

Tommy Chong in studio: no jobs out of jail; selling Tommy Bongs; bad half hour in jail; keeping busy; other inmates; sex; GED courses; gardening; Indian Sweat Lodge; prison food; (Mid Hour) friends Pat Morita and Arnold Schwarzenegger; quit smoking; healthy pot ingesting; asshole government bullshit; being hit on by men; Marijuana-Logues  (or potshow.com)

Question

Strawberry; definitive stoner movies

dipping pot in honey

on probation

Munchies

relationship with Jay Leno?

Falling out with Cheech; remembering Sex for Sam; satellite radio

dipping pot in honey

Pot butter

going to the Marijuana-Logues question; Water bottle bong; cooking with pot; very stoned; Corsican Brothers on DVD?

WDIL: Arnie loves the pot

www.potshow.com; will be touring; see Tommy in "That 70's Show" in January