floating toxinsRundown for Wednesday, December 15, 2004
First Hour
Arnold clips
Opie: bad headache; cell phone tumors; hasn't dumped in days; Anthony gives some advice; enemas, laxatives, and suppositories; Smoothies; Opie's eating habits
floating toxins
okay
Grape Nuts
Burger remedy; Opie's breakfast foods
Home remedy
Ear tumor
Cell phone tumors; headsets; Anthony's car phone; tumor inducing electronics
answer (wreck)
Coke dumps
E Lo. (Eric Logan) called Opie last night: 20% more gooder subscriptions; The Show is going to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show and the Porn Awards (Norton only flies Continental; Continental blamed for Concord crash; Airbus 300 crash); no details on the Vegas trip
Mid Hour
E Lo wants the Show to broadcast from a tour bus on the way to Vegas: discussion ensues
One bathroom; small beds; road food; winter in the Rockies
Steve's fire attire: flaming boots; against the bus idea
Beds; icy roads; sleeping bus driver; at least 3 days on the road; not functional
23 degrees in NYC
likes the
bus idea
Bus driver; Kenny and Washington
HO&AV
trucker to
drive
"on the
road" misconceptions
Kenny's email to Washington: suites, limos, rental SUVs, chartered planes
O&A and Norton broadcasting from Vegas Jan. 6 and 7, Thursday and Friday
Ben's "funny" comment
Norton's dump advice
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It's Whip'em Out
Wednesday: send your address to:
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New York, NY 10019
Morning Wreck of
the Day; Fire
Media: dead bodies okay, tits not; based on ratings so must be entertaining
Won't watch beheadings; smell of 9/11
Dead bodies on the News
National
Geographic tits; had XM, didn't know O&A were on it; WRECK
Caller from San
Fransisco
Jim the Boat to
the Head guy: wants to be with a woman; Ben bashing; Norton offers a dinner date
with a lovely lady; icebreaker; on a website
Dude
Stalker Patti
Patiently waiting for a girl to call
Assault on the
Media: "Monster Rain"
Review of Jimster1973's American Singles profile; Norton wrecks
Jimmy at The
Downtown on Dec. 23 in Farmingdale, NY
More on Jim's profile: activities; first date
doesn't like
Jim
Jim is invited down for his birthday on Friday; old girlfriend
blow up doll
The Jimster will be on hold, waiting for love
Mid Hour
Gene Simmons calling in today: didn't like Ben when he came to WNEW; honest sellout
Steve has Gene lecture tour audio- interrupted by Jimmy's fart and 
"Martini Steve's Clothes are on Fire"
Steve describes Gene's lectures; discussion on Gene's success; KISS franchise; bands living on name only; transition into all new band members
Queen touring
Nirvana: all about Kurt
Yes
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Queen shit dick
"Shit
Dick"
Brian
Johnson
Gene, a sellout? Discussion on selling out vs. buying in
Gene's lecture
tour
Gene logic; Norton's apple-y mouth
Gene;
Anti-Marriage
Third Hour
Gene's marriage logic discussion
Gene logic:
happiness
Gene justifies his own lifestyle; can't live by KISS rules
Ben's shirt; Gene calling later
Elizabeth, Ivana, and Stacey R. from "The Apprentice" coming in: 
Erik explains why; Norton fakes it
"Donna Summer Tickets"
It's Whip'em Out
Wednesday
Gene Simmons calling later; "The Apprentice" girls coming in later
Girl outside the studio: gift basket from Caroline's
Tells the Boys
who "The Apprentice" chicks are
The Boys dig into the Caroline's gift basket
Celebrity 
Anna
Kournikova Married Enrique Iglesias; Anna's puffy vag
Anthony: Rod Stewart ruined Rachel Hunter; Opie: so hot in "Stacey's Mom"; Rod Stewart
"Do Ya Think
I'm Sexy"
Anthony off on
Rachel Hunter
Hunter in Playboy last month or so; DJ's she may have banged
Imus comments
girl comments
on Stacey R.
Reality Shows: the new game show; "The Real Gilligan's Island" with Rachel Hunter as Ginger
Norton's ass getting ready for eruption
Celebrity Joe
Simpson comments on his daughter's boobs
Celebrity
"One Night in Chyna" sex tape; Joanie's peenie; career slump; taping
sex
Rachel Hunter's Playboy pictures get scrutinized (I found a bunch here)
Guessing the DJ who banged Rachel Hunter
Mash Up: Snoop Dogg's
"Riders on the Storm"
"The Apprentice" girls: car sent for them
Norton's limo pick-up horror story; Jimmy's Mom comments
Jimmy's bits: friend Jessica Delfino's Dirty Folk Rock; Anthony's fag reference
Fourth Hour
"The Apprentice" girls:
Erik- problems with the girls
the show is not
horrible
Trooper Kills 2
in the Middle of Interstate 80; Anthony rant: move your cars after a fender
bender
Peel the girls
makeup
Serious questions only
Idea for the
girls
Snap their
necks
Norton's ass is bubbling
Doesn't like
Norton; ba-ba-booey!
Update on Jimmy's whoring (wreck)
"Mom's Advice to Jimmy"
O&A Promo
Want your stickers
immediately? Send a request to:
111 W. 57th Street Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
"The Apprentice" girls- Elizabeth, Stacy R. and Ivana in studio:
Trump; smart girls; corporate abbreviations; Stacey the lawyer; how Elizabeth
got fired with the help of Ivana; Jen C.'s anti-Semitic remark; pitching their
show ideas to Norton's stink; dating habits of the girls; Norton's dating habits
Gene Simmons: chest shitting; community activities; the girls and Gene's
listening tastes; KISS coffin for Dimebag?; Gene's "Speaking in
Tongues" seminar- on marriage; gays; male/female visual displays; Donald
Trump as an example; Gene argues with "The Apprentice" girls; men's
vs. women's sex drives; Gene clarifies his stance on marriage; Gene's DVD;
male/female languages; cash and love
Really quick plugs
