Rundown for Thursday, December 16, 2004

First Hour

"Duck Job"

Clips

No heat on in the studio yet

The Doorman: Anthony's relationship with him; ringing the doorbell; door remote control; Opie's lock out

Stereotypes the Doorman

Norton's relationship with the Doorman

Fake security after 9/11

The doorbell

Doorman theory

Jimmy's "SpiderMan" clip

Ben's new cleaning lady: Opie's chain smoking cleaning lady; Steve's stack of porn: in depth discussion on hard core porn; Ben's maids; Norton's and Opie's maids

cleaning before the maid arrives?

Pissing on the toilet bowl

Opie's maid guilt; Arthur comments; Ben teasing

Triple H coming in later

Brother Joe's BRAND NEW! Christmas Song "Jerking Off with my Left Hand"

 

Slim Shady's last album; buy Eminem's studio

Norton's cold; office is great

loved yesterday's fart on "The Apprentice" chicks; Review of "The Apprentice" chicks interview; another MyFi giveaway? 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest: will have representatives for out of state contestants; 2 oz. per minute; no peeing; food for Steve; watching area?

Can't say, "Merry Christmas"

"Merry Christmas": not all-inclusive; inventing the holiday season (hoo hoo); Chanukah's jealousy; Kwanzaa  

Schools taking away anything not all-inclusive; Minorities force feeding majorities

Norton rants

Majority has the right too

Majority guilt 

National holiday; question for Opie

Second Hour

Opie's dumps

its because of the liberal media

FCC to Leave Satellite Radio Alone: Norton rants

its because of the ACLU

comments on Norton 

Wants some sex on the show ( Report: Kerik's Love Nest Used By WTC Resuce Workers);

Chester: Reloaded Game

comments on "the faggots"

Marion won't be able to come in to wish the Boys "Happy Holidays"; Lady Di's a mess; might come by tomorrow

Lady Di's punch to the face

"Green Poopies"

Thinks Norton is in GTA: SA

Chris Penn's not to skinny; Jay Mohr listens to the show, will call

Spike TV's Video Game Awards: Best Game ; Hosted by Snoop; Anthony comments on the Dogg's street cred; (going Hollywood like Snoop and Howie) Halo 2: Best FPS, Anthony disagrees; Best Sports Game: Madden 2004

Hot Chick outside the studio

"Bobbing for Apples" 

"O&A Promo"

1-866 FU LINE-1

Mid Hour

 

Triple H married Stephanie

Triple H in studio: Security: Master Po; handshakes

New training book: pompous woman; from skinny to now; 

Married Stephanie last year: perks; the McMahon family for the Holidays

WWE: lost many guys to other ventures; Brock Lesnar; January 9th (New Year's Revolution) in Puerto Rico 

Injuries

Acting: Can be very selective; The Rock wrestles less 

HHH in Blade: Trinity

Blade: plays a vampire; slamming Ryan Reynolds around; Wesley Snipes

Wrestler to Movie Actor: first movie; knocking Hulk Hogan

Chyna/XPac sex video

Third Hour

Chyna and XPac: still friends with Sean; Chyna wanted too much; Chyna's clit

Moving on from Wrestling: Playboy reeens it for the women; need that fan base to make it elsewhere 

Fight with Goldberg question

Goldberg: not a great wrestler; took website babble the wrong way; "confrontation" at a booth; apologized later

In the Ring: all about trust; beating people up in the ring

Fan sites question

Internet: inflames passions; ruining endings; being blamed on websites

Spanking girls: issue with Stephanie; cameras?

On John McEnroe's show; Explaining the Challenge

Serena in studio: CityStyleGirls.com; StunningSerena.com; 20 years old; gets undressed; Norton gives Serena a spank; how smooth? VERY smooth; bruising Serena's ass; creepy people in studio; HHH renames Norton; showing the Drilldo; Triple H makes suggestions and stays out of trouble; boyfriend enters studio 

Serena takes some fingers from her boyfriend; flips for more; sounds

Triple H plugs: "Making the Game" in bookstores; Virgin Megastore book signing tonight; see HHH in Blade: Trinity; WWE Monday nights

"Ding! Fries Are Done"

"Potato Diva"

 

Triple H interview gets RAVE review

Questions

Answers: Opie dumped; Anthony does not have his Wizard Robe yet; Norton not paid yet

Opie enjoys the listener update requests

Anthony's EQII profile now up: JHAX

Comment

Ben responsible now; Ben teasing

Fourth Hour

girl's lips

Girls: Opie's sad for Serena; Anthony is hopeful; scary Uncle Icky 

Norton at the Downtown Dec. 23rd

Stepping Out magazine: Lil Jimmy Norton's Joke Pick of the Week- Norton's Nonsense 

Mendi: big butt jokes; selling real estate

"Everyone Knows its Mendi"

 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Tomorrow: Eggnog Drinking Contest; nothing in the Eggnog; bring food to be a contestant

Steve: met with Master Po to work out the paperwork issue so the contestants don't have to wait outside for hours; gets ragged for the length of the meeting; goofing

number of subscriptions? Opie dangles some info

strip club banging 

Listener Additions:

"Big Ass Titties"

Review; confused by the next song; one minute rule

"Merry Christmas Conner"

Still confused

"Conner Tribute"

Can't get the song authors on the phone; Norton sells out Opie

"Laci's Song"

Review

"Remembering Laci"

thanks 

Norton giggles like a school girl

explanation of "Merry Christmas Conner"; joke

Free Play convert: happy

New lyrics; angels

Video Game Scares Off Burglars: games do sound realistic

Remembering Benny

Disclaimer for next song

"Sponge Bob Peterson"

Lady Di: phone's not turned off; jobs she's looked into; "Let's Get Retarded" ; lies about her bruises; Marion corroborates Di's job search story; Di's roommate "Let's Get Retarded"

Lady Di's a liar

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Eggnog Drinking Contest tomorrow

Ben: Club Soda Kenny's latest email about getting O&A into the studio

Tour Bus Tour

Bring food for Steve and toilet paper for Ben

Erik's friends outside the studio

Steve: plans for tomorrow; air fresheners

What Did We Learn?

Norton at The Downtown Dec. 23rd... very complete

Norton's email addresses

retarded maid; free spanking; Ben

Opie requests a "Ben Rumor"

pussy whipped HHH

Triple H's O&A promo