Club Soda Kenny says helloRundown for Friday, December 17, 2004
First Hour
Clips
Thanks XM
Too hot in the studio today
Club Soda Kenny says hello
Getting into the building
Betting on when the puking starts
Kenny has a huge announcement for later; 4 Club Soda songs; Kenny's emails to corporate
Contestant (Pat): shows up for everything; Keith: Pat spent some time in jail after Cherry Darts; Pat discusses
Kenny reads his email to Corporate about the Tour Bus Tour
"Club Soda Kenny's Theme Song"
Review
Donkey Sausage outside studio?
Khemystri's
"Club Soda Kenny's Theme Song"
Review
Heavy Metal "Club Soda Kenny's Theme Song"
Review, replay of Khemystri's and the Heavy Metal themes
Erik's "Club Soda Kenny's Theme Song"
Review; Erik gets bummed
Mid Hour
makes a vote
wants to come in;
"Let's Get Retarded" ;
lies and lies and lies about jobs and listening to the show;
"Let's Get Retarded" ;
(wreck)
Side bet for an out-of-state listener to win a MyFi: rules are set
Discussing which Show Regulars get MyFis
Khemystri's
"Get Your Cock Out"
Irate fan from
Maine is mad at Ben
Ben after the show; Steve tries to explain
Contestant from Arizona: has proof
Norton reads
Maine Guy's latest rant
Norton impression
WNEW: cursed; tanking in the ratings; exec's fault
Rewind: Jared
from Maine: Spot holding mix-up (Kenny comes back from getting Opie breakfast;
big announcement later!
Theme song); conflict resolved
Giant
"Man-Eating" Shark in Australia; (Kenny wrecks) surfing; "I Dream
of Jaws"
Back to WNEW: RuPaul in mornings; Frankie Blue brought in from 'KTU (in NY)
Description of the audio: Frankie, tanked from a party, argues with a DJ and goes on air in her place with Black Earl as his board op
drunken dummy;
The Boys have a field day!
Comments: worst thing a DJ can do? Mess up the Call letters
tomor-row;
(aired around noon) uses 'KTU instead of WNEW
WNEW makes some great decisions; (
Fiery Wreck of the Day) speculation: call to Frankie Blue
More audio: before being removed by the GM (big boss)
"Mix KTU";
did he curse?
( Fiery Wreck of the
Day is on the New Jersey Turnpike); Speculation on Frankie Blue's future
Mid Hour
Eggnog Drinking starts at 8am sharp!
Frankie Blue comments
"Casey Kasem Outtakes" (ponderous, fucking ponderous! Two...two!?)
1-866 FU
LINE-1
Dominic Chianese "Jim Norton" promo
Norton's pictures of The Sopranos in airports
Kenny's "Frank's Place" guy observation; big announcement coming after the Contest!
Gastric Bypass Guy in the contest: Ellis; Steve comments
Don't let him
drink
don't let him
Male Nurse:
pile on; gives medical advice (Kenny wrecks again)
Let him drink
England's Christmas Party Etiquette: no tit grabbing; no ass copying
Kenny: still standing in front of the mic; "Sling Blade"
Sexual Harassment
in the Work Place
5 Callers from "Far" to win an additional MyFi: rules are determined
Third Hour
Anthony recounts his Ben Stein conflict from WNEW: "Chew down"
Phone guesses are deemed way off
Aaron from
Texas: 32
Jim from Pa: 29
Jimmy's eating habits
Chuck from
Ohio: 40
Jim from
Illinois: 33
Jared from
Maine (no longer hates Ben; VIP): 35
Cups are being filled
Brother Joe's
"Police Got My Car"
Metallica never gets old; Steve taping for Foundry Music and Opie and Anthony.com
Darren (Opie's brother) is an Official Pourer; O&A have no confidence in thier crack staff
Noah the Intern helping out- its his birthday; birthday banging? Nathaniel also helping out
Norton tries the Eggnog; Opie asks for Anthony's description; Anthony obliges
Studio reconfigured for the contest
Meet the Contestants:
Dice from Long Island: likes the "Shit Dick" song; Pat from NJ: arrested after Cherry Darts; Matt from NJ: truck message board; Joe from Queens: color of the Eggnog; BJ from Oakdale, LI: boat drinks; John from Connecticut: Brought his sister
Fruit Cake; Land O'Lakes Eggnog
Steve from Brooklyn: wearing a "What's in My Pants" t-shirt
Norton at the Downtown with Nathaniel the Intern on Dec. 23rd
Ellis the Bypass guy; Doug from Arizona
Rules are given; Kenny toasts
Mid Hour- 4th Round
5th Round: Starting to get rough; trash talking
11th Round: still going; enough eggnog in the studio?
12th Round: new rule- must finish each shot in the minute or disqualified
13th Round: First casualty bows out; another contestant gets shaky
14th Round: another contestant out
16th Round: someone farts; BJ declares himself in until he pukes
20th Round: time to let the girls in; another contestant out
Jimmy clocks himself
21st Round: another contestant out
More signs of encouragement go up outside the studio
24th Round: contestant has trouble
25th Round: Another contestant bites the dust; another out
26th Round: Everyone has trouble
27th Round: Another out
The remaining two contestants wreck over and over and over again
Big Fire on the
Parkway
Fourth Hour
phone
contestant to root for his number
The Contest Continues.... I won't spoil the ending- you'll just have to listen.
The Winner continues to drink
Description of the Runner Up's triple-puke
First complaint from the Winner at 43; wrecks, wrecks again; 50; wrecks; is slowing down; wrecks; witty banter from the professionals, Winner wrecks again
Steve calculates the calories in the Winner's shots
The Winner slows down even more; the studio encourages him (wreck)
Keeps drinking; Anthony and Norton give up; Winner wrecks then boofs....finally; Erik pukes
The Boys try to talk to Erik
Gallons and Calories are tallied; Winner crashes one more time
The Contest is over
joke comment
bad phone
wreck
Ben-hater wins the second MyFi
"diabetic coma tea bagging" gets a hearty laugh
Jared from
Maine: Ben not a dick
Norton wrecks
Brother Joe's
"Jerking Off With My Left Hand"
1-866 FU
LINE-1
Ben back in studio; stench of the "55 Gallon Drum Challenge"; stench in the bathroom
Mid Hour
truckin' and
pukin'
3 fingers
yesterday and today
disgusted
Erik's experience
listening to
the puking
corrects Steve;
WDIL
Steve tries to defend himself and his screwy math
WDIL
puked
Someone farted; fingers are pointed
Imaginary Bill's
"Gas Mask"
Song review
Steve's fingers
"Club Soda Kenny" :
No hand shaking after puke-fest
Drum Roll: Kenny's announcement- see Kenny and some great comics on Wed. Dec.
22nd at 10pm (I stink- I missed what channel- was it ESPN? It was whatever
channel he was on last time);
"Club Soda Kenny"
Brother Joe's
"Granny Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
Sticker Stop Promo
What Did We Learn?
Puking makes the Show happy: power puke
FU Anthony;
Hawk's pussy stomach
reducing
eggnog; (wreck) Nathaniel at the Downtown Dec. 23rd (516) 293-7700
oof-ah
Dice chant;
102.7 KTU; fat man pile-up; calc. malfunction; flaming calc.; open contestant
spot; puke garbage cans; Frankie Blue
Thanks to listeners
Mash Up: Oasis/Green Day/Aerosmith
