Rundown for Wednesday, December 22, 2004

First Hour

Clips

Christmas for Opie's nephews and nieces

Erik decorated the studio

Anthony's home Christmas decorations: lone Catholic

Blow up lawn decorations; icicles; manger scene; stockings; Anthony's robe and slippers; Opie's wreath

Opie's night with an old friend, Jay, last year ( WNEW employee on tambourine); crackers; wine; java-log (spilled coffee; Noah); pajamas; smoke; Fire Department

Opie teasing

Marshmallows?

Shit dicks!

Jay/Opie call

Chimney sweep

disclaimer

Mid Hour

Opie's first Winter in NYC in years: turned the heat off; cold shower; no landlord; basement; NYPD; O&A fan

men in uniform;  if Steve was there...

putting the logs out

The Liberator

"Funny story"

Christmas in an apartment; apartment neighbors' AC problem

Monster Rain

Norton defends himself

The Boys are BIG NEWS! Broadcasting from Syracuse; day behind

Dean Johnson in Boston spreads the story

Another article (or is it a blog?)

XM's fuckups: photo shop; flight layovers to Vegas

Third Article: just needed one to break the ice; E Lo talks to Billboard Radio; Bob Eatman; "O&A take over for Stern while he's on vacation"

Stern's dickness: MTV VMA's backstage

John Sykes looking to find a new job; Joel Hollander could get the job done; O&A not kid friendly?; Sykes on the buffet line

Second Hour

Mel Karmazin at the Senate Committee Hearings; XM gets it

The Hypocrite Stern: throwing O&A out of his press conference

Back to the O&A article: another surprise coming from Citadel?

Listening in Syracuse: yesterday's show (minus GWIMP)

South Park Christmas Song got rave reviews

Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo's "Virgin Mary"

"Shit Dick"

"Coffee Diva"

Gary Hoey doing all the Christmas Song beds

Foundry Chat gets reamed

Mid Hour

Busty Hammer from the old WAAF days: video resurfaces (Coffee Diva); boob tricks

Long Island Strip Clubs: boob tricks; rug act; scrappin' for less; Minor Leaguing

Minor League strippers

"Dwarfs: Not a Fairytale" oooohhh!!! Screen cap; Bob Kelly crying

E Lo gift basket: cheese and sausage; Frenchie wasn't happy

Canadian strip clubs; Opie goes off on Buffalo

Asians & cats: aliens?

Foundry chat; "only $50,000" is SARCASM

Some people don't get the joke; other sarcasms

Pat Croce is waiting on the phone

Making fun of some listeners

Strip Club: get a dollar in the hole

Unicycle basket ball

Brother Joe's "SARS"

Third Hour

Anthony's getting the Christmas Spirit

Stalker Patti is in the building: Patti originally; Patti now; (very hot in studio)

Pat Croce: one of the last guests on WNEW; new TV show; Artest fight; Olympic karate; "Pirate Soul" the Pirate Museum; Slam Ball; star players; funny parts of the NBA fight; new show geared for women; a man's man; opens January 5th: PirateSoul.com

Pat's motivational TV: Arnold clips

Serious Questions Only: "The Best You'll Ever Have" at 9 o'clock

Steve gives the book's synopsis; "kah-fee"; the new (Dru Boogie) Steve music; bullet points

Norton describes Patrice O'Neal's creepy g-spot finding technique

More bullet points

Oops! Wrong one

Ragging Steve; racist titles on 45

Likes the song

Play the song

Mid Hour

Song description; Warning! Disclaimer!

John Valby's "Leroy"

bring it to the edge every day

Truckers decorating their trucks

South Park's "Merry Fucking Christmas"

comment; Syracuse gonna play that song?

Valby's song

Idea for the upcoming interview

Stalker Patti in studio: Ben doesn't like Patti; Patti's outfit; yelling and laughing; heart monitor; gyno and other doctors; turning 50;

Love Life: boyfriend at the Playboy Club; Christian Fellowship

Funny Story: graphic book

Fourth Hour

Gifts: All (oh, not all) the Interns get a gift as well as Ben, Steve, Norton, Anthony and Opie

Describing the gifts: Show Prep board; "March on WNEW"; Godiva chocolate

Saving for a MyFi: Opie gives away a MyFi

Patti's invited to stay for the Sex-pert

Mash Up: Eminem/Paul McCartney

Serious Questions Only: Norton (Conner) decides on his plan of action for the phone call

Shannon Mullen, Sex-pert, talks about her book, "The Best You'll Ever Have": Anal sex; the g-spot; acc-SEX-eries; "tush talk"; penis vs. clitoris; orgasms; p-spot

Shannon is totally oblivious: losing her g-spot; Sex-pert for iVillage

question

Tush-ilingus

Mid Hour

question: chest dumping

Fun for her?

question: ol' gravy leg

Abe Lincoln hat

question: glass coffee table book? Scat?

Yes; fun for her?

Henri: gag reflex question

Scott in Modesto has a question

Shit Dicks/Straight

Monster Rain

Shannon?

Li'l Jimmy (who'll be at the Downtown on Dec. 23rd with Nathaniel the Intern; Message from Li'l Jimmy's Mom; Conner's call from his Mom

pussy farts

'Conner' is running through that book!

Ladies of the night

Book Party

Shannon Mullen calls back: book party is at...

Bernie Getz tomorrow?

Shannon Mullen calls back: hello? riiiiiiip

  Shannon Mullen calls back... again: phone problems

(Sorry if my descriptions spoiled the jokes!)