Rundown for Thursday, December 23, 2004

First Hour

Iron Sheik's "O&A Promo"

Lots of clips

Anthony's partaking in Fareed's Christmas gift: bed spins

Opie's car

Time off: not many people working; stale show; going to the Downtown in Farmingdale tonight to see Li'l Jimmy Norton

Need help from the listeners: make requests

Devin Ratray (Buzz from the "Home Alone" movies): very drunk; a little sick; drinking; on Law&Order and Third Watch

Tape of Macaulay Culkin and Michael Jackson: interview

Devin's Dad: Peter Ratray's movies

On Law&Order: Criminal Intent with Vincent D'Onofrio

NEW! Brother Joe's Ben Sparks Tribute: "Herky-Jerky Christmas" 

"Donna Summer Tickets"

"O&A's Fun House" promo

Chauncey Haden babble

Yesterday's Sex-pert interview

Wreck of The Day: Northern Boulevard

Reviews from Amazon.com on Shannon Mullen's "The Best You'll Ever Have"; (printer problems) 

SpongeBob Peterson

Bernard Goetz "Subway Gunman": coming in; running for Mayor

on the city water tower

Bernie's background: robbed by 4 men on a subway, shot them all

Mash Up: NIN/Marvin Gaye

Second Hour

Wrong song: Erik screwed up, Ben laughs

Manic "Herky Jerky Ben" tribute

Chick wants to know, "why all the Laci/Conner stuff?"

Anthony explains; Opie accuses Anthony of "spin"

"Conner" and "Jon Benet" as kid's name

"Sexual Harassment Tape"

Brother Joe's "Psycho Granny Got Run Over By a Reindeer" 

"Potato Diva"

The Show is going as predicted

What do Norton and Mike Tyson have in common? A Tranny of course! There's video; Norton's experience

Clueless Tyson shows up at a Christian Dior party in the Guggenheim 

Norton's gay

Transvestites: in Brazil; Tranny Bond Girl; making a vag from a schlong; Norton's questionable experience

Mid Hour

tranny websites 

Jimmy's not out of the closet 

schlong to a vag story

Opie, Anthony and Norton take the "Female or She-male" test: winner is declared

in a snowstorm 

Bernie Goetz is in the building

RARE! South Park's "Virgin Mary"

Bernie Goetz in studio: Rattles off some topics; begins talking about his trial

Misinformation; during the shooting; being mugged before

Third Hour

Political representation in Washington; running for Mayor; Rudy Giuliani

Anthony makes an observation

Ground Zero: Bernie's building ideas

Plugging his website: www.makenynyagain.com

Some songs get played for Bernie

Legalizing drugs (more songs)

Bernie's NY policy ideas: pot and naps (more songs)

Bernie Goetz' squirrels; vegetarianism (Charlton Heston comments); Michael Moore; no meat in schools

comment

Bernie's feelings during the shooting in the subway: (Mid Hour) detailed description

Judging the shooting; 8 months in jail for carrying

Anthony tries to get Bernie to focus again

Going to jail: (kept on track) general population; treated well; lots of pot

Media perception; video games

Kenan Thompson of "Fat Albert" and SNL: remember Bernie? Working with Cosby; gist of the movie

Bernie tries to make Fat Albert a vegetarian (the Boys cry for help)

Fat Albert fat suit; Bernie continues babbling; more cries for help; why Bernie's story became so popular

Bernie's squirrels

Fourth Hour

Kenan bows out of the interview

Serious question

www.Bernieformayor.com; the Boys want pictures

Christmas Ass

1-866 FU LINE-1

Fun with Sound Effects

Bernie cutting liners with Steve

Review of the Bernie/Kenan interview: Thanks to Ben for Bernie; OCD; pictures with Bernie

Brother Joe's "Herky-Jerky Christmas" Ben Tribute

The Show gets Christmas gifts from Big Kev

Bernie Goetz can't find his umbrella and jacket; topics for next time

Bernie's thoughts on black people: AIDS; crime; NY

Girls hitting on Bernie; 57; vegetarianism; health advice; hookers

Bashes Bernie

Sex; Bernie autographs Norton's picture with him

Team America's "Everyone Has AIDS"

Mid Hour

Henri, the New Frenchy: infected with fame

Bernie review: Bernie is filter-less

New listener

Nativity scenes (wreck); Norton's cyst

Club Soda Kenny was on Inside the NFL on HBO last night (w/ Jim Florentine)

Inside the NFL

Norton: Gifts Florentine forgot

Club Soda Kenny: star of the show; will help Jimmy at the Downtown tonight in Farmingdale

Black Earl in studio: ideas for pictures with Bernie Goetz

Frankie Blue's tape: Earl contributes nothing as usual

Earl on Bernie

Earl paid for Opie? Earl exits

Laughing "Rudolph"

Dania Ramirez ( is Laurie in "Fat Albert"): her character; relationship with Kenan; R rating; lesbian character; on Buffy the Vampire Slayer; impressions; opens Christmas Day

What Did I Learn?

Bernie better than Earl; tape from Earl; crazies from Brooklyn ; speed typing more skillful than shooting

WDILs

Merry Christmas everybody! See ya Monday!