Rundown for Wednesday, December 1, 2004

First Hour

Clips

Its Whip'em Out Wednesday

The People's Radio Show: Erik and the listeners really coming through

Drop Acid PSA: commentary on drugs, San Francisco, sound effects, etc.

Anthony tells about mescaline at Van Halen concert; glowing french fries

: acid flashback

: sings

Opie's oatmeal

Taking requests from listeners today

: Requests "Police Got My Car" 

Brother Joe's "Police Got My Car" Interrupted due to sound problems

: O&A sign on tv 

O&A Assault on the Media is on

Erik updates problem with Joe's song

In honor of World AIDS Day today: Team America's "Everyone Has AIDS"

Mid Hour

Bellevue Clip

Yesterday's conference call meeting: Jimmy, the secret weapon; XM happy with number of subscribers, O&A are not

2 months under The Boys' belt: office still not finished; Ben's fault; Jimmy, Opie and Anthony all want to be the best around, nothing's gonna ever bring you down, you're the best around...

Jimmy's not bitter... yet; in-studio cameras; nothing answered

USA Today: Laci's Mother Yells at Peterson; divorce always an option? Anthony debates

: divorced twice

Anthony: Judges and attorneys are lazy; cookie cutter justice; corpse payments; Dominic Barbara; Opie calls for the Daily News and Post articles on Anthony's divorce; anniversary date; "I hate this place...been married for 10 years...."; accepting Anthony's awards; men get screwed

Second Hour

Norton: stop paying when stop laying

Anthony: marriage has nothing to do with love

Common law or living together

NY Law: need a reason to get divorced

: divorced three times

: not even married but got screwed anyway

: about to start divorce proceedings

Norton: sticks up for Laci's mom; what Scott could've done

In honor of World AIDS Day today, listener request's Jay Mohr, Mike DiNicola and Stephen Lynch's "FBA" (studio version); Two-fer: (live version) "FBA"  

Today's already covered subjects

Norton's panties

Laundry: Opie and Norton happy; Anthony's got burnt and lost

Sex Bagel lives in area where Anthony used to: also has clothes disappear 

: scared straight program

Opie: never getting married; thought about it in Greece

Proposing through the bathroom door

Discussion: Will Ferrell in "Old School"; ending good movies; "Full Metal Jacket"; "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"; M. Night Shyamalan's "The Village"- movie with a message

Mid Hour

Chick flicks in disguise: "The English Patient"

"A Clockwork Orange"

: marriage story: Jumbo-tron marriage proposals; "Here and Now"; gets arrested 

: boyfriend of divorced woman

Sports events proposals

Newsday: Product Review: Decent Debut for MyFi

Elton John's MyFi commercials

wedding song

: wrecking proposals at sporting events; Philly Fanatic

Opie on "Kiss Cam" 

: happy his wife died

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Missouri man wants to eat stuff; Matt wants to eat Norton's farts; (If you want to send files to the show: steve@foundrymusic.com) vomit enema; fast forward: Missouri man will wear Tippy Tom's undies on his face or walk outside in lingerie instead

Cherry Darts on Friday: winner gets a MyFi (pictures and video from last Cherry Darts competition)

Martini Steve: girls coming in for Cherry Darts

: Tom Brokaw crying (Steve joke); Elton John's MyFi commercial

Steve describes the "West Coast stripper" coming in; Anthony describes Cherry Darts

Cherry Darts questions: how to pick contestants (Jagermeister machine? You won't be seeing it no more); working out the rules; how many people to let in; the time it will take; prizes for losers

Men's Bathroom: Tippy Tom Memorial Stall; Ben still opening the windows

Third Hour

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Still taking suggestions for the weeks ahead

Brother Joe's "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

: Full Frontal

: idea for Friday

The show needs more MyFis

: wants to drink

Larry the Cable Guy in studio: Truckers and southern accents; Jim Norton on Last Comic Standing; truckers; Trucking Bozo (?) on XM; hunting; Asians in the woods; Thanksgiving; sights while traveling

: question for Larry; Larry describes a skit

Noodling

: request for analogies

Larry's analogies; Larry roasting Jeff Foxworthy at the Hammerstein Ballroom tonight

: noodling 

: idea for a MyFi

Larry's audience; evolution of Larry's stand-up; Bill Hicks; don't have to agree to like the comedy; Janeane Garofalo

: Larry's girlfriend

Mid Hour

Voice activated radio

: likes Larry

Noodling with Paula Poundstone; Blue Collar TV

: Master Po doing his job?

Larry's experience with Master Po; dip; Hooters

FU LINE: 1-866 FU LINE-1

Jeff Foxworthy Roast will air on Comedy Central; Blue Collar TV on the WB

Larry's radio history: DJs who just don't get it0

 The Apprentice; The Swan

History behind "The Cable Guy"; some Jeff Foxworthy roasting jokes; rundown of comics appearing tonight

: questions; Houston Improv: Norton Feb. 24-26

Lot Lizards; balls for your truck; eating bull nuts; Larry's brother's bowling team

Fourth Hour

: college football

: sleeper creepers

: bull dick cane

NASCAR: Viagra car; Opie doesn't get the racing; fining Earnhart; Dick Trickle 

: 'Coon dick toothpick

Not in School: "Remember the Alamo"; God

Meat-Head; Hollywood elite; Filmmaker killed over Muslim film; Pat Sajak; Muslim jokes vs. Born Again jokes; Barbara Streisand; PETA; profiling at the airports

Plugs: Larrythecableguy.com; Blue Collar Comedy Tour CD and DVD

Team America's "America, Fuck Yeah!"

Anthony getting a hair cut after the show; male shampooing (Monster Rinse!); full report tomorrow

Mid Hour

John Sahag: girls; experience; cost; atmosphere

How's Your News? Meat-Head and a retard sing the "All in the Family" theme song

Ben's word crutches; haircuts

Cost of a haircut in NYC; How's Your News? on Trio December 5th at 8:30 Eastern

: quick

: man massage

Jimmy: never been to a spa; still off the whores

Imus: being sued; calls Opie; got O&A to meet with Fareed who then bashed The Boys

Imus comments; Norton praises Anthony

CNN: Fired nanny sues radio host Don Imus; Opie's lawyer; lawsuit description

Imus talks about the cancer kids on his ranch; Imus' near death experience

: movie moment

: WDIL; didn't enjoy Larry

: WDIL: Larry's jokes only worth 7 cents

Anthony hates the Christian Children's Fund commercial

: WDIL: red state day

rags Anthony; Anthony rebuts

: WDIL: has a few

: goes badly

ragging

: WDIL

Some days are worth more than others

WDILs

WDILs

: WDIL

: WDIL: When Anthony gets to the balls he's full

: WDIL

"It's over Johnny": Details to the Cherry Darts tomorrow