Rundown for Thursday, December 2, 2004

First Hour

Bellevue clips

Today's episode: ...Murder!...

The Show is not moving to afternoons so stop asking

Anthony on old TV shows: "Cannon" and "Kojak"; Opie caddied for Telly Savalas and his missing parts; pretty people; "Mannix" and his phone; "McMillan and Wife"; Rock Hudson; George Peppard as Banacek; today's shows; more shows and their production dates

: show

: "Barnaby Jones": old detective

Opie's brother: "Man From U.N.C.L.E."

: "Book him, Dan-O"

Anthony: Mannix was the coolest

: Baretta

Baretta started the discussion: 3 years in jail with no trial; Anthony sings along; production date

Act II coming up: Anthony's haircut update; Ben not in today 

Ben's diarrhea; Ben's hog

Mash Up: Beatles/Radiohead 

Mid Hour

 

ACT II: Leave a Message After the MURDER!!

MyFis to be given away

The Wheel then the MyFi

Cherry Darts tomorrow: (bells and whistles) tomorrow's porn star, Star

Martini Steve: two porn stars tomorrow, Star and Candy. First twenty-five people to show up tomorrow get to play; bring food? Steve gets killed; reasoning for bringing food; Ben will call back

Hurricane Ben sweeper: "Its Ben"

: Marvin hated The Show; Gilligan's Island reference bashing

: Greg Proops in later

Love to hate

: food to bring

Steve tries to defend himself again: other obstacles to bring

Topics for later: Tom Brokaw; South Park

: question about Anthony's haircut 

Anthony's haircut: wearing a hat; rough shampooing; magazines to pass the time; reading Cosmo

Early porno: Anthony's Mom's Cosmo; (shit, I missed Opie's); catalogues; actual porn; porn in the woods; National Geographic

: question

Request: Karaoke "I've Had the Time of My Life"

Second Hour

FU LINE: 1-866 FU LINE-1

The Internet is for Porn

ACT V: Stop, Look, and MURDER!

Jimmy spilled his cereal; Canadian PSA explanation

: Canadian PSA- The Restaurant

See the clip on Foundry Music

Cherry Darts: O&A will compete for listeners around the country

Ben too sick to come to the phone

: idea for tomorrow

Steve's update on Ben: bad sushi?

Opie: bad discount sushi; potato salad on the beach; dry heaving asshole; puking and shitting; Opie's naked, drunken, shit covered frat-mate

 Tom Brokaw's last broadcast last night: clip playing; crying on The Today Show yesterday 

O&A won't have a "last show"

"About Schmidt": depressing retirement movie; Opie's kind of comedy; Kathy Bates; "Something's Gotta Give"

: Pre-final broadcast send-off on The Today Show

comments on leaving

: Final broadcast

Mid Hour

doesn't want to leave; what he'll do now; Brian Williams; reminiscing; its over Tommy; future endeavors; last night's escapades; how Tom really feels; colleagues; Tom will be back; reminisces some more; final words

Greg Proops outside studio

Brother Joe does James Taylor doing DMX's "Up In Here"

 

ACT VI: That's a Crock of MURDER!

Greg Proops: Larry the Cable Guy; lazy comedians; acting/actors

: improv comedy

Improv: Greg's weekend job; family oriented

Greg and Anthony comment on kids: Greg's married, doesn't want children; waking next to the bean pod; Johnson & Johnson commercial; too selfish; equipment

Divorce; Laci's Mom; Greg at Caroline's today through Sunday; Norton respects the crime; 

Third Hour

Columbo; Hawaii Five-O; CSI; The X-Files; ER; Norton's preference; Anthony's preference; Cop Rock

Politics: Ukraine's election; Bush; second terms; Reagan and communism; upside; what went wrong with Kerry; Cheney; people resigning; Lynne Cheney; Bill Clinton- Rock Star; smart politicians; Al Gore; tradition; OD-ing

Norton asks for Greg's thoughts on death of the filmmaker,  Theo van Gogh; Pat Sajak; Hollywood politicians; Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Governator  

Proops at Caroline's all this weekend

Learn to speak like a French whore

 

Greg Proops eliciting quite the response

Opie reads  

The New York Times; explanation of Cherry Darts; need a little skank; Norton's anecdote; Candy is nineTEEN

Mid Hour

: likes Greg

: Greg could stand-in; question

: question for Greg 

Greg in "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" (and "Nightmare Before Christmas"); George Lucas; how he got the gig; Episode One memorabilia; in "Kaena: The Prophecy" with Kirsten Dunst; Jay Mohr's "Pay it Forward"

Tabloids: Olsen Twins and Lindsay Lohan; Paris Hilton's family's home videos for the holidays; chicks cultivating the Eloi look; new shows

Norton in an episode of "Ed" ("Just Friends" ep.1.3 in October of 2000); Greg on "Family Matters"; breaking out of the role an actor is known for; 14 years on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"; child actors; Jodie Foster; Drew Carey

Invited back for tomorrow; Greg's new games; Caroline's 212 757 4100

George W. Bush does "Imagine/Walk on the Wild Side"

 

The Boys liked Greg

Norton: STOP WITH RANDY JOHNSON!!; baseball

Smoothie Time! Not for Norton (fuck- Norton really makes me laugh hard)

Fourth Hour

Robert Downey, Jr.: CD

Interrupted: : Stephanie of Pennsylvania tries for SEXIEST STATE

The Boys comment; comments

: Porky's line

: Anthony's Steve jokes

Back to Robert Downey Jr.'s CD: on The Tonight Show tonight; Downey jokes

Taste of Downey's "Man Like Me"  

Everyone, including Brother Joe, comments

Bit of Downey's "Broken" 

Comments

Dash of Downey's title track "The Futurist" 

Comments

: comparison

Sample of Downey's "Kimberly Glide" 

: Comments; Norton rips in

: comment

Touch of Liz Smith's favorite Downey tune "Smile"

Mid Hour

Jay Leno comments; Norton's tidbit of info

: pencil in the ear

 

MyFi giveaway tomorrow: First 25 people who show up get to play Cherry Darts with strippers

Norton spilled his cereal again

Steve's update on Ben; Ben's hair, hog, puking, shitting, being herky-jerky, body hair, sneezing, "Insane, crazy", big head, sick ass, short arms, bathroom; torturing Ben; on the way to the doctor; sweating; The Boys want to hear Ben shit; Norton's relentless teasing

Bat-mobile comparison

Norton's awful question

: Paris Hilton visits South Park

Erik explains

: South Park "Stupid Spoiled Whore" commercial

Norton enjoys the song; Ol' Gravy Leg

"Its Ben, Hurricane Ben" sweeper

Anthony and Norton do not quit- neither do the listeners

WDIL; (Norton's idea for Cherry Darts tomorrow)

Norton's impression; Ben in "The Shining"

WDIL

WDIL

Thank you to Greg Proops and Ben's poops

WDIL

MURDER!! MC...XIIX...

WDIL

Cherry Darts tomorrow