Rundown for Thursday, December 2, 2004
First Hour
Bellevue clips
Today's episode: ...Murder!...
The Show is not moving to afternoons so stop asking
Anthony on old TV shows: "Cannon" and "Kojak"; Opie caddied for Telly Savalas and his missing parts; pretty people; "Mannix" and his phone; "McMillan and Wife"; Rock Hudson; George Peppard as Banacek; today's shows; more shows and their production dates
: show
: "Barnaby
Jones": old detective
Opie's brother: "Man From U.N.C.L.E."
: "Book
him, Dan-O"
Anthony: Mannix was the coolest
: Baretta
Baretta started the discussion: 3 years in jail with no trial; Anthony sings along; production date
Act II coming up: Anthony's haircut update; Ben not in today
Ben's diarrhea; Ben's hog
Mash Up: Beatles/Radiohead
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Mid Hour
ACT II: Leave a Message After the MURDER!!
MyFis to be given away
The Wheel then the MyFi
Cherry Darts tomorrow: (bells and whistles) tomorrow's porn star, Star
Martini Steve: two porn stars tomorrow, Star and Candy. First twenty-five people to show up tomorrow get to play; bring food? Steve gets killed; reasoning for bringing food; Ben will call back
Hurricane Ben
sweeper: "Its Ben"
: Marvin hated
The Show; Gilligan's Island reference bashing
: Greg Proops in
later
Love to hate
: food to bring
Steve tries to defend himself again: other obstacles to bring
Topics for later: Tom Brokaw; South Park
: question about
Anthony's haircut
Anthony's haircut: wearing a hat; rough shampooing; magazines to pass the time; reading Cosmo
Early porno: Anthony's Mom's Cosmo; (shit, I missed Opie's); catalogues; actual porn; porn in the woods; National Geographic
: question
Request: Karaoke
"I've Had the Time of My Life" ![]()
Second Hour
FU LINE: 1-866 FU LINE-1
The Internet is for Porn
ACT V: Stop, Look, and MURDER!
Jimmy spilled his cereal; Canadian PSA explanation
: Canadian PSA-
The Restaurant
See the clip on Foundry Music
Cherry Darts: O&A will compete for listeners around the country
Ben too sick to come to the phone
: idea for
tomorrow
Steve's update on Ben: bad sushi?
Opie: bad discount sushi; potato salad on the beach; dry heaving asshole; puking and shitting; Opie's naked, drunken, shit covered frat-mate
Tom Brokaw's last broadcast last night:
clip playing; crying on The Today Show yesterday
O&A won't have a "last show"
"About Schmidt": depressing retirement movie; Opie's kind of comedy; Kathy Bates; "Something's Gotta Give"
: Pre-final
broadcast send-off on The Today Show
comments on
leaving
: Final broadcast
Mid Hour
doesn't want
to leave; what he'll do now; Brian Williams; reminiscing; its over Tommy; future
endeavors; last night's escapades; how Tom really feels; colleagues; Tom
will be back; reminisces some more; final words
Greg Proops outside studio
Brother Joe does James Taylor doing DMX's
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ACT VI: That's a Crock of MURDER!
Greg Proops: Larry the Cable Guy; lazy comedians; acting/actors
: improv comedy
Improv: Greg's weekend job; family oriented
Greg and Anthony comment on kids: Greg's married, doesn't want children; waking next to the bean pod; Johnson & Johnson commercial; too selfish; equipment
Divorce; Laci's Mom; Greg at Caroline's today through Sunday; Norton respects the crime;
Third Hour
Columbo; Hawaii Five-O; CSI; The X-Files; ER; Norton's preference; Anthony's preference; Cop Rock
Politics: Ukraine's election; Bush; second terms; Reagan and communism; upside; what went wrong with Kerry; Cheney; people resigning; Lynne Cheney; Bill Clinton- Rock Star; smart politicians; Al Gore; tradition; OD-ing
Norton asks for Greg's thoughts on death of the filmmaker, Theo van Gogh; Pat Sajak; Hollywood politicians; Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Governator
Proops at Caroline's all this weekend
Learn to speak like a French whore
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Greg Proops eliciting quite the response
Opie reads
The New York Times; explanation of Cherry Darts; need a little skank; Norton's anecdote; Candy is nineTEEN
Mid Hour
:
likes Greg
:
Greg could stand-in; question
: question for
Greg
Greg in "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" (and "Nightmare Before Christmas"); George Lucas; how he got the gig; Episode One memorabilia; in "Kaena: The Prophecy" with Kirsten Dunst; Jay Mohr's "Pay it Forward"
Tabloids: Olsen Twins and Lindsay Lohan; Paris Hilton's family's home videos for the holidays; chicks cultivating the Eloi look; new shows
Norton in an episode of "Ed" ("Just Friends" ep.1.3 in October of 2000); Greg on "Family Matters"; breaking out of the role an actor is known for; 14 years on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"; child actors; Jodie Foster; Drew Carey
Invited back for tomorrow; Greg's new games; Caroline's 212 757 4100
George W. Bush does "Imagine/Walk on the Wild Side"
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The Boys liked Greg
Norton: STOP WITH RANDY JOHNSON!!; baseball
Smoothie Time! Not for Norton (fuck- Norton really makes me laugh hard)
Fourth Hour
Interrupted:
:
Stephanie of Pennsylvania tries for SEXIEST
STATE
The Boys comment;
comments
: Porky's line
: Anthony's
Steve jokes
Back to Robert Downey Jr.'s CD: on The Tonight Show tonight; Downey jokes
Taste of Downey's
"Man Like Me"
Everyone, including Brother Joe, comments
Bit of Downey's
"Broken"
Comments
Dash of Downey's
title track "The Futurist"
Comments
: comparison
Sample of
Downey's "Kimberly Glide"
: Comments;
Norton rips in
: comment
Touch of Liz
Smith's favorite Downey tune "Smile"
Mid Hour
Jay Leno comments; Norton's tidbit of info
: pencil in the
ear
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MyFi giveaway tomorrow: First 25 people who show up get to play Cherry Darts with strippers
Norton spilled his cereal again
Steve's update on Ben; Ben's hair, hog, puking, shitting, being herky-jerky, body hair, sneezing, "Insane, crazy", big head, sick ass, short arms, bathroom; torturing Ben; on the way to the doctor; sweating; The Boys want to hear Ben shit; Norton's relentless teasing
Bat-mobile
comparison
Norton's awful question
: Paris Hilton
visits South Park
Erik explains
: South Park
"Stupid Spoiled Whore" commercial
Norton enjoys the song;
Ol' Gravy Leg
"Its Ben, Hurricane Ben" sweeper
Anthony and Norton do not quit- neither do the listeners
WDIL; ![]()
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(Norton's idea for Cherry Darts tomorrow) ![]()
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Norton's impression; Ben in "The Shining"
WDIL
WDIL
Thank you to Greg Proops and Ben's poops


WDIL
MURDER!! MC...XIIX...


WDIL
Cherry Darts tomorrow
