Rundown for Friday, December 3, 2004

First Hour

Linda McCartney destroys "Hey Jude"

Cherry Darts' Contestants: Big mess outside the building; Keith the Cop, Club Soda Kenny, and Master Po on hand to control the mess of drunks; the crowd outside since 1am

Steve C. explains the crowd; Darren likes the food the listener's brought

Anthony and the Doorman

Keith witnessed Anthony's driving; Anthony explains

Jimmy: tired, worked last night; still no whoring; girlfriend/dating; whiskey pusher

: Wants California to be SEXIEST STATE (Free play week needs shows to re-run: today's won't be one of 'em!)

Mid Hour

Comments (45th show today)

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Cherry Darts' Contestants: Sending some of the crowd away; carrying food

Ben still out from Food Poisoning 

"Nutcracker Suite"

Votes are in: Sexiest State is declared

: Pennsylvania's bid for Sexiest State yesterday

Steve Updates: Ben on the way in

Cherry Darts' Contestants: First 25 will come up and play

Sex Bagel calls from the crowd: hot chick; flame shirts; Kenny gets it wrong; theme song in the works; Sex Bagel: gets Kenny to skip; will bring girls up

Ribs; Master Po; Ben

: Played Cherry Darts last time: sparks controversy

Opie bets Steve C.; Master Po

5 Men Arrested in a Bathroom: Anthony wants to call the men

Bearer of Ribs make it into the studio: waiting since 2am

Back to the news: looking for details

Steve gets the call: The Cherries have arrived

Keith observes the crowd; comments on masturbating in bathrooms; Norton and Keith's cock-looking anecdotes

John arrives with Cherries (courtesy of The Hard Rock) and flame boots

Brother Joe's "Police Got My Car"

Club Soda Kenny in studio: "fucking hot" chick; the ribs

Anthony: where the ribs have been; vomit

Everyone excited to see Ben come back

Opie: where to see couples fucking

Sex Bagel: long line; contestants bribing the show people; XM broadcasting to the street; Candy found on line, crowd approves

Rules for Darts

Anthony doesn't like the "Sex Bagel" name

waiting line terrorists joke

Club Soda Kenny theme song contestants: Khemystri's; Pappy's 

: Kenny not funny

4 versions of another theme song

Kenny comments on a chick

Why "Sex Bagel"? Erik explains; O&A tease ("Planes, Trains and Automobiles")

Need to set up the studio for Cherry Darts; Opie worries about Master Po; when Kenny kills

Sex in the morning across the street

Kenny praises The Boys

"Ding! Fries Are Done"

: 1-866 FU LINE-1

Girls, cherries and contestants all waiting

Anthony: no longer a sorcerer on EQ2; questing

Opie's Pop Tarts are cooked 

For the FREE PLAY WEEK: Brian Regan, Stephen Lynch, and others

Opie's Pop Tarts; EQ2

Candy fills out paperwork- wants to bang a Midget; Norton has an idea

Opie gives up his Pop Tart dream; food not making it up

Steve postponing; nobody to take charge; Ben

Stephen Lynch's brother, Drew: Gallagher 2, Jim Belushi, Opie's and Anthony's brothers

Drew Lynch's "Gary Foster"

Third Hour

Candy in studio: paperwork problems; Master Po explains, Steve steps in

Candy in the Land of the Midgets: describes midget fetish; live midget sex

Candy interview: where from, how old, how long in porn, etc.

Papering the windows; flashing Norton; she looks like Kate Hudson and Heather Graham

Keith the Cop: paperwork hasn't been filled out downstairs

Candy's first movie experience; Candy gets naked

Keith reads the paperwork questions

Wannabe stripper Midget chick

Jimmy's hookers

Candy propositions Norton; checks out Norton's mule; Norton's in heaven

Steve: 5 gentlemen ready

Food has made it to the studio

Candy gets ready to be a dartboard; Linda, in studio to help

Logistics of Cherry Darts; Darren video-taping

Star (the other porn star) in studio: conversation before stripping the clothes

Steve: pictures on FoundryMusic.com and OpieandAnthony.com later

Star gets nekkid; contestants are crashing

Mid Hour

More logistics to work out; Kenny declared the official judge of Cherry Darts

XanaStar.com and Blackmirror.com

Interviewing the Contestants: 1- whacky food; came from Philly with Linda; 2- secret sauce

Kenny back in studio to judge; measuring rules; ONE dart per contestant

First Heat

1st Contestant, Linda: perfect start! Nails Candy

2nd Contestant, Artie: goes for Star; controversy- Anthony gets closer, Opie on the scene; an override from the booth 

Norton partakes in the ribs and donuts

3rd Contestant; 4th Contestant (Erik mics the girls); 5th Contestant

Playoff: Winner declared

Andy from Hazelton, Pa.; clean-up

Second Heat

6th Contestant: Andy

7th Contestant: Dan 

8th Contestant: King Kong Bundy/Butterbean (Pat)

9th Contestant: Kevin 

10th Contestant: Uncle Frank tries for Candy

Winner declared

Prizes given for waiting; Opie leaks

Next week: Win a MyFi for being gross

Girl in a Norton t-shirt (eatabullet.com)

Third Heat

11th Contestant: Stingray

12th Contestant: Clark goes for Star (Brian Regan on the show next week)

13th Contestant: woman (didn't catch her name)

14th Contestant: Ricky 

15th Contestant: DoughBoy; Controversy! Glancing blow; Keith calls foul

Kenny declares winner

(Fourth Hour somewhere in the Third Heat)

Cleanup; some soul enters the studio: Norton recognizes the man; has something in common with Anthony

Fourth Heat

16th Contestant: Bill 

17th Contestant: Mike dedicates the throw to his Mom

18th Contestant: John

19th Contestant: Joe from Miami

20th Contestant: Justin (somethingawful.com); Norton gets the Inappropriate Bell; goes for Star

Kenny declares a winner

Ragging the next group of contestants

Fifth Heat

21st Contestant: Valez

22nd Contestant: John 

23rd Contestant: woops, missed his name too

24th Contestant: Louis

25th Contestant: Danny (Girls courtesy of Joe from BlackMirror.com)

Winner declared; 5 contestants for the Final Heat; prizes for participating

Final Heat

 1st Heat Contestant on a dart league, practiced with cherries at home; The Boys will shoot for listeners to win a second MyFi; Linda from 1st Heat stirs up things

Heat Winner: measurement taken 

Heat Winner: going for Star; measurement taken

Heat Winner: Panics

Heat Winner: Star clenches; measurement taken

Heat Winner: throws and GAME OVER!

Winner of the MyFi is declared

(Mid Hour somewhere in there)

Linda shows her ass: sexy panties

Opie, Anthony, and Norton will play for listeners on the phone to win another MyFi

Opie, Norton and Anthony talk up themselves and each other; Joe from Black Mirror 

Still looking for a midget for Candy to screw

: Keith from Texas chooses Opie

: Cody from Buffalo chooses Jimmy

: John from Denver chooses Anthony

: Jeremy from Kansas chooses Master Po from the list of show extras

: Johnny from North Carolina chooses Steve

For the second MyFi 

Master Po throws for Jeremy

Martini Steve throws for Johnny

Jimmy throws for Cody

Anthony throws for John

Opie throws for Keith (at Candy)

Tie breaker: Winner of the MyFi is declared 

Norton and Anthony commiserate over the stickiness

Thank you's and Plugs: XanaStar.com; BlackMirror.com

Anthony thanks the girls for their cooperation; Norton gets his mule touched

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