First Hour

Clips

Presidential Tracking Poll: Election coverage has started; Nader; Gore; Bush; Kerry; Teresa Heinz Kerry

The Boys officially declare the president

Concession speeches; renaming the landmarks

Ebay Auction: Oompa Loompa shirt update

Tribute to America

: questions Anthony

: celebrities leaving the country

: racism

: Stalker Patti on the phone; Patti update; (breaks will be every half hour thanks to actual commercials) 50 Greatest Chick Flicks of All-Time: Who is the biggest fag?

Team America ’s “America, Fuck Yeah!”

Mid Hour

: on a cell phone!?; has no job

: (: Taylor Lawe calling in later to answer Raquel, the Radio Shack girl) jokes

: (: Lazlow calling in later to discuss the game); tattoo parlor; barber shop

: Nathaniel the Intern on the streets for election coverage

Fun loving homeless?; Update on homeless Ziggy

Steve C.’s new hairdo

George W. Bush speaks “Sunday Bloody Sunday”

Second Hour

First sponsor: Dead Air, Please Stand By

: rhymes

Election coverage from Rockefeller…er… Democracy Plaza

: Radio Shack ditty

: THE Black guy

: Tom Brokaw sets up interview with Bush; the audio; Brokaw’s post interview discussion

: rhyme

: Danny, the Hardest Working Intern, calls from the "Live with Regis and Kelly" crowd: Mid-Western woman

: rhyme for the truckers

: 50 Greatest Chick Flicks of All-Time from Oprah magazine (Anthony tallies his chick-flick score; side bet between Anthony and Opie); more Brokaw on the way

Mid-Hour

Tom Brokaw sings Eminem

: Danny gives the phone to a fine young lady

: Brokaw and Bush; Brokaw elaborates

: Danny on the "Live with Regis and Kelly" line with a guy

: Nathaniel on "The Tony Danza Show" line with a woman

: Gives The Boys a good idea

: ; Lady Di’s flophouse; : tries to help; (Third Hour) ; Di attempts to read and explain her resume; : Henri

: Nathaniel in "The Tony Danza Show" line with a woman; Tony makes her day

: Brokaw audio; 50 Chick Flick list; your calls

Kerry comments on Eminem; Eminem on SNL

: Taylor Lawe describes Raquel

: Nathaniel on the Tony Danza Show line; Stern

AUDIO: Tom Brokaw interview

Tony Danza’s Halloween costume malfunction

AUDIO: Bush attacks Brokaw

Mid Hour

: Taylor Lawe tells Raquel how she really feels; Raquel rebuts

: 50 Chick Flicks list

: Mia, the Lesbian for a Day, gives her opinion on the situation and impresses The Boys

: Ozone's : Midget on a horse (Midget Sighting renamed "Ozone's Midget Sighting" due to it being his bit in the first place)

: Trashes Norton; Norton kills the listener

: tries a trucker rhyme

: Danny with Jesse the Homeless Guitar Player

: Chick Flick thing next

Fourth Hour

50 Greatest Chick Flicks of All-Time List from Oprah Magazine: Who is the person who has watched the most of these chick flicks?

List breeds controversy

Tallying 30 through 42

: comments on a movie

Steve gets ragged

Tallying 20 through 30

: gives info on a movie

Opie fixes his tally

Tallying 11 through 19

A movie is disputed

Top 10

Mid Hour

A (so-called) synopsis puts everyone to sleep

A winner (loser?) is declared

: "What Did I Learn?" next

Listener Feedbacks

Add to the show: If you are near a line to a lame show on fifty-something street, call in

: movie comment

Norton in Sacramento this weekend

: gets ragged for his name; "What Did I Learn"

: Ride Along w/ Steve

Feedbacks: WDIL

: WDIL

Sticker Stop at the Peek-A-Boo Adult Mega Store in Farmingdale, Long Island at 7am (and in Washington somewhere with Earn)

Team America’s “Everyone has AIDS”