First Hour

Clips

The Election: Red vs. Blue states; Ohio; CBS with Dan Rather; election gimmicks; best coverage winner; worst coverage winner; graphics

: Bush went to Bed; W 2

Congratulations given to all the celebrities who tried to influence the vote

4 more years; who voted?

: John Edwards, wannabe Vice President

Anthony’s templates are overloaded; the gay board; Anthony’s the TV connoisseur

Marion Barry in D.C.; picture of Gov. Pataki on p.10 in NY paper

John Edwards- go the way of…um, who was that guy?

Bush speaks “Imagine/Walk on the Wild Side”

Mid Hour

It’s Whip ‘Em Out Wednesday

: Imus on MSNBC

Norton’s peeing habits; silk on the mule; boxers or briefs?

How did Bush stay awake all night?; What has he done lately?; New wars on the horizon

: - Bush stole another election; voter intimidation; black president; break off the penis

: good news story coming up

: Tom Brokaw won’t leave; Tom's last words

: Stoner Spelling Bee today?; need some sex

Yesterday’s call between Tony Danza and Deborah (Foundry rulz!)

Second Hour

: Chicago Sun Times article on The Boys, MAN!! (click the link and scroll down); bad analogies

Celebrities for Democrats

Feedback

: Canada Says Kemosabe not racist (Reuters); Norton’s favorite couple- Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka

: Stern and Sirius

‘Kemosabe’ and ‘Squaw’; changing team names; word meanings

: Opie reads the article

Stereotypes disappearing from television; Opie watches “The Biggest Loser”

Mid Hour

Anthony watches “The Swan”: Deafy

No more edgy comedies; saying “monkey”

Opie’s basketball story; words Anthony avoided

Feedback

Quote: “One monkey don’t stop no show”

: Stoner Spelling Bee; need to sex up the show

FU LINE: 1-866 FU LINE-1

Black voters; Latino voters; announce a winner already!

: Ozzy (Norton’s ass); Ozzy likes the Canadian PSA; Norton in Sacramento , November 5^th and 6^th; did U2 rip off Ozzy?; Sharon

Checking the contestants for Stoner Spelling Bee

Two “Friends” clips being replaced

: Marion Hammerstein Ballroom tickets for “The Passion of O&A” almost sold out- only single tickets left; Di’s a mess;

Canadian PSA: She spilled my coffee

It’s Whip 'Em Out Wednesday

: “Guess What’s in My Pants” later

Stoner PJ from D.C.; Stoner Brian from Jersey ; Stoner Steve from Jersey (Anthony’s woodshop story; making bowls); Stoner Tim from Jersey

First Round

Stoner Andy from New York joins the contest

  Dawn in Jersey ; Springsteen’s new songs

New “Pants” song

Opie needs to pee; Norton’s Bob Kelly story

: Jackson Whites

Norton’s “Tough Crowd” gags

Round Two

Talk with Stoner: Anthony’s “Whore of the Week” story

Talk with Stoner: FM modulators

Fourth Hour

The Boys make fun

Winner and Runner-up are chosen  

Feedback: stalking in ; fake commercials

: Norton blasts the media

: the pirate; Tony Danza applause breaks

Spelling; words Vos can’t say

“Fag Talk”

Porn: SpringThomas.com: teen slut calls black lovers the "N" word; BrutalSpankings.com: pretty self explanatory

Anthony stumps Norton and Opie; Reservoir Dogs

: Governor’s Island

: spreading the virus

: Old Dirty: Homeless; wanted by the law; stolen goods; money; (Mid Hour) conspiracy; Dominican Millionaire (feedbacks)

Anthony may bail on the show to play the stock market

: Pirate story next

: Guy tries to take over Governor’s Island ; Chinese protestors

: Chinese protestors on tomorrow’s show

: No more cat meat served in China

Brother Joe’s “SARS”

: Opie reads the Pirate story; (Opie’s pirate story) massive response; crazy talk

Rick bashing; Norton at the Punch Line in Sacramento this Friday and Saturday

More on the crazy pirate; Norton stumps O&A; (feedback); The Blue Tulip Party

Retarded babies

Brother Joe’s “Dry Vagina”