First Hour

Clips

Sleep patterns

motorcycles; gym

: Lazlow will call eventually; : fake commercial

: got a plane

: almost heard O&A in game

: makes a joke too early in the morning

: jumping off buildings; Vos

: report on Vos

: fake commercial

Vos teasing; sleep; Norton's dream

New “Eminem” computer virus; Opie’s old computer; new computers

: Bush and Kerry’s speeches; Danza applause breaks; Vos on the phone

President/Apprentice clips spliced together

Mid Hour

Opie’s disgusting story; Anthony’s more disgusting story

Vos at a benefit last night

: Vos; Norton/Vos teasing; Vos’ girlfriend ; the Donald Trump Roast; Vos will have sex on the show?

: California couple ready to have sex

Vos’ next gig

Second Hour

: Adam and Ariel from Sacramento (where Norton will be tomorrow and Saturday at the Punch Line) will send pictures; new Sexiest State ? Feedbacks decide

WARNING: These Sexiest State pictures are very sexually graphic and explicit. 

: Pop Star; The President’s daughter’s nipples in The Post

paranoia

Bush’s new tax policies; Iraq

: Kerry’s concession speech (: retards talking politics)

The Kerry to Bush phone call

: John Kerry; Opie files Kerry's speech

Kerry in ‘ Nam

: Bush’s victory speech

Bush Sr.

Anthony’s divorce analogy; Opie is uncomfortable

Anthony’s divorce story

Third Hour

: Author of “Falling Stars”; Lesbian couch has arrived

The Doorman; sign-in names

“Falling Stars” author; Retard News; girl with Lesbian couch

Divorce ‘jokes’

Chris Rock’s OJ/Women bit

U2’s new music; Norton’s musical tastes

Lesbian couch

: Lesbian couch getting broken in tomorrow

Tickets still available for The Punch Line in Sacramento this weekend

: Rich Everitt, author of “Falling Stars: Air Crashes That Filled Rock & Roll Heaven” talks about the plane crashes that killed Randy Rhoads (Ozzy’s guitarist); Lynyrd Skynyrd; John Denver and others

Mid Hour

Most feedbacks for a guest ever

Pictures of the Sexiest State couple arrive

: Natalia and other NYConfidential.com girls in tomorrow

FU LINE: 1-866 FU LINE-1

(Dead Air: only for a few seconds)

Feedback

Erika the Lesbian Couch Lady; Lesbian Couch enters studio; Danny the Intern has problems; Mulder inspects the couch

Erika tells her story

Fourth Hour

Erika gives The Boys some gifts; Opie puts his gift away

Anthony’s gift; Opie puts Anthony’s gift away and mortifies Anthony

I will not ruin what happens next- just listen to Opie in all his glory and enjoy

Feedbacks

Review of the tape

Mid Hour

: comments

Past Opie glory

: Wants to play

: Handi-capable Newscasters on "How's Your News?"

: Interviews with James Carville; Peter Jennings; Al Franken; Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (what he should’ve said); Rob Reiner (Norton makes Anthony drool); and Wolf Blitzer

Rest of the audio tomorrow