Rundown for Tuesday, November 30, 2004

First Hour

Clips

New Doorman breeds controversy; schedule change in the future?; The Boys need warmer climates

Thinking too much/ not thinking enough

O&A shelf life

Studio cameras

Getting cabs to work

Ben bombs

Opie's apartment 

Preppy Killer Going Back to Jail: becoming the scourge of society; tape of the Preppy Killer

Anthony gets out of yet another speeding ticket

Mid Hour

: Cop

Meter Maids; Mike Wallace arrested by Meter Maid

MyFi giveaway starts...um, soon? 

 Monday, December 6th for one week, the show will be available to everyone with XM for free

: Was a meter maid; bonuses for tickets; wanted to be a cop

: improper use of a milk crate; taking up two seats on a subway; no pen, no ticket 

: joke

Traffic people: power trip; cause accident; Anthony ignores

: speeding story

Mash Up: NIN/ Marvin Gaye

"World Without Vibrators"

Car accidents while people sleep every morning; Norton's grandma's saying; hanging up on people

Second Hour

: self incriminate yourself

Opie clears the lines; active listeners 

MyFi: recordable; fast forward; rewind

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Divorce his wife on air; I can't even type what Norton suggests for Paul; Run Around Park for Erin; will be a gyno for Patti; bash his junk with a Sirius radio or eats its guts; piss on his girlfriend; will be a gyno for Patti or take Drilldo in the ass

: Okay, I'm sorry, I can't even think about this discussion, let alone write about it; Bonnie; a grandma

Anthony and Ben are disgusted; Norton is disgusting; 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Jesse wants to fellate Anthony

Dr. Smith comments on Jesse/William

: Paul agrees to thoroughly disgust everyone for a MyFi

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Staple Gun Challenge; Opie wants puking

: Wants to compete with Paul: eating out of Tippy Tom's undies 

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Kristen wants to gangbang with anal in studio

Norton: still not whoring

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Pierce wife; go to a movie

Going to movies in suburbia: Jewish man on a cell phone; teenagers; movie theater in Brooklyn; Puerto Ricans vs. Caucasians

: tried to hush someone at the movies

Hispanics stabbing in Comack; blacks moving around the theater

: Anthony's a fag; Norton's scabby boogers; caller burns Anthony

: whites allow it

: Need list of required viewing movies; Norton rattles off a list (Foundry has a list here)

: interrupted by Steve's flaming boots; reasonable intimidation at a theater

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Email your ideas at OpieandAnthony.com or click here for more information; challenges Master Po to a fight

Master Po speaks candidly about fighting; O&A carry (Richard Cheese to perform in studio in the future)

Po gets pissed and confronts O&A; blame game 

Po explains; Opie and Anthony take turns throwing each other under the bus

Norton tries to diffuse with Stephen King's top movie quotes: #49

: Declares Opie the winner

#40

: Opie's needs

Opie gets truly scared

#31

Opie blames Anthony; Richard Cheese's new cd: "Tuxicity"

Po explains his role on the show; Norton compares the crew to the original "Bodyguard"

: Po's a fake; Opie utilizes the distraction

Richard Cheese's "Baby Got Back"

"World Without Vibrators"

Ragging Opie and Po

Anthony is a level 18 Wizard; Ever Quest technique

Sucks To Be You!! Lava Lamp Explodes, Killing Man (Washington)

Opie still shaking; Anthony soothes all;

Steve no longer protects; ragging Steve's flames

Norton's mush mouth strikes again

: pussy

: provoking the bear

Surviving Subway Jump; uncomfortable WNEW moment

Homeless killing people

: take it under water

: 30 min. paperwork to protect Po?

Opie sells out Anthony, Norton sells out Anthony, Anthony sells out Opie; O, N & A try to

Steve C.'s flames

: Guy who wants to fight Po

NY Post: NBC Jet Kid Dead; insensitive news' headlines

Steve jokes

: muffled

: (Smoothie Time!!!) Tasteless headline from the Post

The awful Post; Phil Mushnick

Real Post headline

Steve jokes

Headlines; Steve jokes

Mid Hour

Need time for more headlines

Mash Up: Eminem/No Doubt

Clip discussion

MyFi contest decision

Anthony and Vos' ear cack

List of Dangerous Toys for Recall

: good call!

Dangerous toys; sex with minors double standard?

Norton farts, Ben sprays

Choking hazards; strangulation hazards; Norton and Anthony elaborate on the toys; Opie gets dismayed

Comedic rule

Exceedingly loud toys; toxic toys

: hazardous toy

: hazardous toy

Some toys: Robert Reed Yo-yo; Baby Shakes A Lot; Fishing Game (third toy they won't even say)

Fourth Hour

Silence of the Lambs: The Musical turns up in Entertainment Weekly

"Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket"

The Listeners chime in with some dangerous toys

: Dangerous toys

Dangerous Toys of O&A's youth that were never recalled: Lawn Darts; Click-Clacks; Super Elastic Bubble Plastic; Incredible Edibles

: Lite-Brite

: New games

: Bubble Plastic

: New toy

Michael J. Fox's use

Shrinky-Dinks

: new toy

Hot Wheel's Tracks for beating; Color Forms' smell; new book smell; ditto smell

New toys

: BB Guns sold to kids; Anthony's pistol; Opie's rubber band gun

Steve C.'s "Ding! Fries Are Done"

What Would You Do For a MyFi? Giving away one MyFi a week for the next 5 or 6 weeks

Anthony's show email

: Marvin wants "real" comedy

Dumb Hick

: bashes previous caller

Mid Hour

The show's ADD kicks in hardcore

: southern truckers

$0.07 a day

: southerners

: Marvin worth the 7 cents

: NY accents pretty funny

Norton makes a joke; Anthony still ruffled

Nicholas Cage's new chippy

After show meeting today

Father Surprise, Call Girl Daughter (UK)

Fake news stories reported as real

Stephen Lynch's "Gerbil Song"

Norton's cyst

: busting on Anthony for his new neighborhood; interrupted by Jimmy's ass

: WDIL; Norton at the Downtown in Farmingdale on December 23rd

: WDIL

WDIL

Anthony learned: Sophie Monk makes the show better

WDIL 

WDIL

more WDILs

Final Steve joke; WDIL