First Hour

Quick problem with the levels on the Instant Replay Machine (some new clips debut)

Yankees lose AL Championship Series to the Red Sox: Who was Opie really rooting for? Is the Sport’s Curse over? Clips of Anthony and Ben; Anthony takes a beating

Fidel Castro makes The Boys laugh

Rioting Bostonians

Tease: Norton visits a hooker

George Bush does “Sunday Bloody Sunday” (thnx Foundry)

Debut: "Sexiest State" promo

Mid-Hour BREAK

 

XM logo behind home plate yesterday

Some more quick game talk

Norton’s pal Bob Kelly calls in and makes a bet with Norton

Idaho makes a quick request for a new try at “ Sexiest State

Hooters' outfits need updating

Anthony uses his cough button; Opie makes a prediction

Opie and Norton discuss dinner with Bob Eatman: Anthony didn’t go; formal dinners; “Bill” references; Bob’s wife’s thoughts; Norton’s evidence scheme; Norton makes Anthony nauseous

Opie makes plans to bring back “New England Clam Chowder Puke-Off”

Snot discussion

(Second Hour)

Bob’s wife (Robin) helps Opie dump; Bob and Robin’s marital problems lead to relationship discussion

(Quick NYPD request for the list of movies The Boys often take lines from: Silence of the Lambs, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Cuckoo’s Nest, Clock Work Orange, Casino, Goodfellas, JFK, and the Godfather movies are the top ones)

Callers chime in on cheating; Norton draws a sexual line

Norton gets NAILED!!

“Hi Mom, I Got Fired For Masturbating”

Mid-Hour BREAK

 

Danny the Intern presents “Oompa Loompa” shirts for everyone

Tease: Sully of Godsmack tomorrow?

Signed “Oompa Loompa” shirts on EBay to support intern

More calls on cheating

Jim’s “Hot Teen News”

Opie can’t take care of himself; Bruce Springsteen sings a line

Last call on cheating

George Bush does “Imagine/Walk on the Wild Side” (thnx Foundry)

BREAK

 

Third Hour

(Audio of Angry Golfer clip from Foundry)

“Oompa Loompa” shirt signed and on EBay

Jim farts

Oompa Loompa guy not so bad; ‘Little People’ discussion

“Coming or Going” tries to premier

First call from a female: midget in a supermarket; Opie invents new game “Follow the Midget”

Super Bowl story from first year at WNEW; EBay update

WNEW employees: Roger “Pop Tart; Window Cling” (whatever his name was); Bad radio promotions; Eddie; missing promotional items

(Mid Hour)

“Coming or Going” premiers with smatterings of movie and porn discussions; Ed Wood lines

Stalker Patti is announced to be in the building

 

Fourth Hour

Caller suggests a new game

“Bill” Call

BREAK

 

Stalker Patti is still waiting; OAVirus.com gets a plug

News: Miss American Pageant

“Hot Teen News”: Minnesota high school’s topless swimming and ‘Two-Piece Tuesday’

“Hot Teen News” update: Teen Thelma & Louise turn up safe in NYC; Fill-in the Blank

(Mid-Hour)

Stalker Patti in studio for an update: turns 50 on June 4, 2004 ; new contest?; gynecologist story; masturbation

The New Frenchy (Henri) calls in to bash Patti

Norton relives his first appearance on the O&A show

Caller; Patti’s Vibrator

Warning Music debuts

END

 

No “What Did I Learn”