Rundown for Monday, August 1, 2005

First Hour

Clips

What the critics are saying

Phil Mushnick knows nothing about video games

GTA is taking the hit of non-censorship censorship; new video games that plug into any TV

Mushnick is wrong

Use the ratings system

There's no moving on

Old gamer dad

GTA on EBay

Tony from Hatfield, PA (Mid Hour) Describing his "Assault on the Media"

Winner of July's "AOTM" contest will be announced later today (end of call)

Late entries: Buffalo Paul's second try for July

Coming up next: Anthony's weekend, Jimmy's customer service update and sedated Jimmy audio

Watching/describing Paul's "assault"

The Golden Ticket; ragging on Phil Mushnik

Who's not coming to

Jimmy loves Jeff McKay's traffic

One Golden Ticket for the fans?; the Greaseman's dreams continue to be dashed

The first Non-Fuckos, Ron and Fez

The last stipulations R&F had to adhere to on commercial radio

R&F's announcement; R&F play a song

Jimmy makes a point

R&F's final words

The history of the final words by Psycho Mark

Opie reads the press release: points out the inaccuracies; first AFRO show coming soon

Adding a potential; what's coming up next; the studio environment; teasing Erik

Bill Burr's audio from Ozzfest

Second Hour

 

 

The 4 remaining Golden Tickets

Wedding Crashers, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and other movies 

Anthony's weekend

No Filter Paul Field gets a beating and leaves with a crash

When Paul wasn't being the center of attention, this guy was:

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http://www.wowfans.com/video/ac4.mov 

Check here for a few pictures of the dancers and here for Ballbuster's pictures of Anthony and friends

Question 

Saw Murderball; message boards

Mid Hour

In response to the Post Whore caller

Discussing Dugout Doug

What's coming up: the Aristocrats; Jesus statue opens eyes; Jimmy's call; retarded kid tells a joke

"Ramone, Open Your Mouth"

 

 

The Golden Tickets; Jimmy squeaks one out for Erik

Anthony also saw Tom Jones while in Atlantic City

Discussing the late edition "Assaults"

Buffalo Paul's second July "Assault"

Prize package for 3rd place

3rd Place "Assault"

The Second Place prize package

2nd Place "Assault"

Honorable Mention causes a debate on which month its for

E Lo's text message; Buffalo Paul is teaming up with Chicken Shit for this month

Proof it was E Lo; Ben knows nothing

Third Hour was somewhere around here

Comment

Prize package for Honorable Mention

The First Place Winner

First Place "Assault"

Click here for the results of the July "Assault on the Media" contest

Watching the first "Assault" for the August Contest

Marc, the first August assaulter, enters the studio and begins to describe the assault

Interruption: The prizes are scrutinized 

Steve in Salem makes a request for his prize package

Back to Marc's "Assault"

Marc's "Assault"

The Funny part; Marc gets some shit signed

Some fans enter the studio: where they are from and what they've brought

Opie and Anthony appreciate their gifts while Jimmy gets scorned

Steve receives his gifts

Jimmy continues to abuse his gift

Mayor Mumbles Menino audio

 

 

Love for Jimmy's humor

  Calling shenanigans on Opie's gift

Anthony can't find proof of his gift; the certificate of authenticity

Setup to the audio; Jimmy's procedure

Jimmy's call from the recovery room to Opie

Brother Wease and his much better health; sinus numbing techniques

Joke on O&A

Jimmy smashes the gift giver; Dr. Steve

Authentic signed memorabilia 

Jimmy reads an article on a smart Democrat, Dov Hikind, and racial profiling

Pronunciation of Hikind

Racial profiling

Description vs. Profiling

Amputee going through security

Fourth Hour

Irish profiling 

Their hatred of Americans

Checklist

Jesus statue joke bombs like nothing has ever bombed before

Coming up: Jimmy's hooker was arrested; joke 

Tube Bar tapes

"Stalker Patti's Sexy Promo" by Dru Boogie

 

 

Jimmy is irate over the computer passwords, then he likes it, then he's mad... etc.

Henchman's "Phenomenal Jimmy"

A very special knock knock joke

Replaying for the setup to Jimmy's knock knock joke

MBA Trades

Manny man man Manny

Jamie Lissow enters the show: Jimmy's Stand Up NY show

Knock knock joke

Talking to the comedian

Knock knock joke doesn't work for another caller

Prediction for the joke

Knock knock punch line renews the life of the bit

The background music

Doug the trucker kills the bit

One more try for the bit

Jimmy knock knocks one out of the part

Mid Hour

Rain delay was called off early

The music; Jimmy and Anthony illustrate timing

Another caller tries for the laugh and doesn't do too badly

Jamie tries one

Punch line from Brooklyn

Long setup, but nice payoff

A++ for the caller's joke!

Byron Scott reports on the Jesus statue's eyes opening

Anthony's knock knock joke

Jamie's Plugs: Stand Up NY on 78th and Broadway this weekend

"Special Ed" by Stephen Lynch

Everybody plugs O&A

 

 

Anthony: unsanitary chips

Knock knock joke makes no sense

Knock knock joke

Bomb

Jimmy: Kentucky Fried Cruelty for all your horrific chicken killing videos

Jimmy and Anthony debate animal cruelty

Knock knock

Than might have a joke later

Upstaged by a retard

WDIL: Vos isn't the only retard out there telling jokes

Anthony and Jimmy continue to debate chicken cruelty

Olive joke gets ruined by Opie

Nathaniel tries an Olive joke and smashes the laughing room

The August "Assault on the Media" has started