Rundown for Tuesday, August 02, 2005

First Hour

Live clips

The critics

Jimmy's presents

Mary Carey's plastic vag

Happy Birthday; O-Town

Happy Birthday, Little Jimmy

New bits

Mary Carey's packaging and vag

Podcasting question

Ron and Fez coming in on Tuesday; fucko list

Golden Ticket criteria

Critic talk

Speculation

Request

What Opie loved yesterday

"Phenomenal Jimmy" by Henchman

Olive joke

What "Punching out" means

What punching out REALLY means

Caller continues with a knock knock joke (end of call)

Jimmy plays a song snippet

Suggestion for the Golden Ticket

Russ Martin

Mid Hour-ish

Golden and Fucko nominations

Liz Wilde; another list needed?

Eric Logan: banter

Blink on 102.7

Radio, ratings, golden ticket talk (end of call)

Why Opie asked the question; MLB on 176

"Opie's Flubs"

Sending Ricky the ex-Intern for food

 

 

Bruce Kelly: on the fucko list?

What's Bruce doing today?

Jimmy's HBO special (end of call)

Joey Paesano wants Queen tickets; Steve explains

"Bruce Kelly is Crying" by Harry T

Attempts a joke and fails

Golden Ticket nomination

Don't just suggest, send in an appropriate clip

Suggests "The Hideout" as well

Andy and Allison's wacky radio

The August "AOTM" contest is on; The Comedy Cellar has added a prize

Setup

CBS 3 in NJ gets "Assaulted" by Chris

Praise for the idea

Second Hour-ish

Setup

Early leader for August; comments; replaying the audio; commenting

Its an Auburn Tiger

Replaying the audio again and again

What could beat the costumed assault

Big Kev: his "Assault" back in the day

Air horn assaulter: behind the scenes on his "Assault"

Bit idea

Ba-ba-booey

When that was popular; the "602 Things that Tick You Off" book archaisms 

Faggot's mating call

Setup

Archaic thing that pisses him off

Anti-Pay TV PSA

Comments

Jimmy asks Kev about guests for O&A

Steve from O-Town, living in Alabama: love their college sports

Did the Lion Costume "Assault" in Alabama

Opie's SkyFi; congratulating Steve (end of call)

Lion Assault

E Rock Radio

Mid Hour

 

 

The interactive O&A show; widget for Mac

Jimmy's labeling; critiquing the "AOTM"; lion roar; bullhorn

Labels; Jimmy hates Saturn

Background on Natalia, Jason and NY Confidential; Jimmy's GFE with Natalia

Condom problem

Eating

Found a hero in Jimmy

The free hours

Opie reviews The Wedding Crashers; Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo and Rob Schneider 

Friend caught the HIV in Brazil

Got 2 cups

Lots of signing going on in studio

Comment

Strippers

Lap dances 

The Gregster calls

"Bob Kelly's Broke My Knee Man" remix by Dru Boogie

Third Hour-ish

 

 

The Post: CBGB's is closing

Tangent: Awful t-shirts; shirts for fat chicks

Back to the story of CBGB's closing; Anthony played there

NYC

Popular t-shirt; Von Dutch

Comment

Kev's t-shirt

9 Songs

Shirts

Independent shirts

Vote for Pedro shirt

Hard Rock t-shirts

T shirts

Iron cross

T shirt

T shirts

Calvin pissing

Misfits

Porn star T shirt

"Funny" t shirt; "Hot Bottoms"

Pregnant t shirt; "I'm with Stupid"; FBI shirt

Monster Ball sex scene is real

Crinkle Crinkle shirt from Eat A Bullet

Back to the article for a second

Tangent: Anthony's Jack Nicholson signature

Back to the article: The Postman Always Rings Twice

Anthony's Nicholson picture's new signatures

Mid Hour

"Not as think as you drunk I am"

T shirts

T shirt Hell or Rotten Cotton 

Went too far

Part 2 of the Gregster calls

"Bagel Diva"

 

 

O&A will be broadcasting from the X Games in LA from 11 to 3pm on the West Coast, 2-6pm Eastern; NO SHOW MONDAY, AUGUST 8th

Guests: Jay Mohr and some X Gamers

Taking time off and lacking shows; where to see The Boys in LA

Opie rented his car yet?

Difference between O&A's cars in LA

Raphael Palmeiro

Interruption: More stuff to sign

Shirt

Some inside jokes; Has a problem with Jimmy's whale comment

Talking with the caller about his wife (end of call)

Raphael Palmeiro: never used steroids

Palmeiro tests positive for steroids

Raphael Palmeiro lies through his teeth

Apologizes

Fourth Hour

"Never intentionally"; could've been the Viagra

Steroids; tarnished records; Ty Cobb; Jimmy and Opie debate baseball players

Confidentiality

Pete Rose

Leno's jokes about Palmeiro

Bonnie killed on Letterman

Vos and Bonnie's wedding will be in Canada and Jimmy might not make it

Bryan Herta: Won the Indy 400 in Michingan

What to do if you need to piss while driving

Jimmy asks some questions

Saturn cars

Bryan's win in Michigan

What questions should we ask?

Groupies

Interviewing Bryan

Big fan

Danica Patrick

Indy Car is on Xtreme Ch. 152 (end of call)

Jimmy's gift from a young lady in Washington

"Happy Birthday Jimmy"

"Golden Ticket"

 

 

Rob Dibble: More info on Raphael Palmeiro, steroids, caffeine and baseball players

Giambi

Best hitter?

Rod Carew

Baseball

Comment

Dibble's show; stats (end of call)

Live Read: Game Fly

Erik mistakenly brings up Jimmy's gift

Sex Teacher