First Hour

Clips

Hotline coming soon? Get your stickers

"Anthony" on his headphones

The reason

Explaining AFRO (photos and videos online); praise for Bob Saget in place of Dice

40s PSAs; "Assault on the Media" Contest update

Opie fucked his neck up; the hotel in California

Hotline has been ordered

Someone hacking? and a word to the idiots 

The new technology (Mid Hour)

Comparison; retarded children

Some respect please

On the Fucko List

Paul Anka

Golden Ticket

Comment

Opie yesterday

Why Opie wasn't allowed in

Shining references; Opie steams 

Checking to make sure Dugout Doug can wait through the break

Howard's Done It All

Dugout Doug describes last night's attack on Russ Martin

Props to yesterday's AFRO show and Dru Boogie

Another attack tonight?

Doug's top secret mission (end of call)

Second Hour

The Lists; some shows are sending in audio- Send Your Audio to: STEVE

Setting up the first show's audio

Marco and Aaron Show: Bathroom Slaves

Deciphering; more audio

Need more!!

Jar Jar

Terrence and Phillip

The Nick and George Show: Hairy Asses

Jimmy describes Anthony's and  Opie's asses

More of the asses; Halloween

Gay, not funny

The Puberty Guy

So bad

Tim from Springfield is in studio: Describing his "Assault"

Tim's "Assault"

Tim's planning another; the prizes; Tim gives gifts to the guys

Steve the Lion Man

Other "Assaults"

Coffee and food orders abound

Today's News: Beauty and the Priest; slanted media; jerkoff at the baseball game

Opie and publicity photos; scratching balls; Looking at the pictures on Demented World 

Reiterating today's News

Mid Hour

"Gregg and Tony Show"

"Its Whip'em Out Wednesday"

Music discussion; banter

Jimmy comes back: bathroom

Yankee fan Jumps into Netting

Jimmy leaves to take a phone call to the surprise of O&A; Jimmy has couch/intern problems

Paul Anka

Deliveries

Friend sat in the netting

Explaining to Jimmy the problem he has made

How to properly install a couch

Jimmy calls the company in the background

Locked up because of a furniture delivery

Karma Chameleon; Brian Regan bit

Erik takes his life into his hands to get Jimmy's conversation on the air

O&A discuss moving while listening in on Jimmy's call

Gooch in Cleveland: owns a delivery service- everyone has their own problems

What to say

Third Hour

Update on Opie's secret room dilemma: Email from Wicky; declared personal

The Intern really pissed Jimmy off; Snake Head Fish story next

Anthony: got yelled at during Dave Attell's set at the Cellar 

Snake Head Fish; Beauty and the Priest; Jim Gaffigan and Dick Cavett coming in

"Phenomenal Jimmy"

"Whip'em Out Wednesday- Show Us Your Boobies"

Opie's new favorite song; Dick Cavett won't be on the program

Jim Gaffigan is in studio: why Dick Cavett is desired as a guest

Jim's movies; Dick Cavett; brothers

Snake Head Fish

Fish talk

3 Block Sex Offender Area

Where the fish come from; security issue

Beauty and the Priest (Mid Hour)

Too tired, but did paperwork?

Jimmy's Saturn Inn

Loves the Gaffigan

Anthony's words of wisdom

Comedy Central Hour Special on October 8th at Chicago's Vic Theater- tickets at Ticketmaster

Some wonderful Hot Teen News

Wheelchair Fred: 21st Anniversary of being in a wheelchair next week

Interruption: Anthony's pronunciation of "longer"

Introducing Jim Gaffigan to WC Fred

Reading from the Penthouse article

Talking with and teasing Fred about his sexual tendencies

Suggestions for WC Fred to make money (end of call)

Discussing Fred and motorcycles

Fourth Hour

Good luck Bro!

Dane Cook: coming in soon, maybe September

Dane is blowing up!; Tourgasm DVD

Bob Kelly is a lonely man; Patrice O'Neal's glass dildos

Dane is doing very well; plugs (end of call)

"Super Bleeder" from Dane Cook's latest CD, Retaliation

Dane's CD's accomplishment

The Shuttle Mother from Queens has a new quote

Mom's quote

The Fucko List and the Marco and Aaron Show

Maury: Our Children Look Different...Please Don't Stare!

Maury and his freak show; O&A's favorite, the Progeria kids

The Armless Girl, Diamond- on Maury

Probably the funniest and most awful 10 minutes or so of radio ensues

Back to Marco and Aaron

Crime Scene Sex

Mid Hour

Jimmy can't stop thinking about Diamond

Bob the Trucker has a problem with tooling on the kids on Maury

Maury: Girl with disfiguring skin condition

Back to the Marco and Aaron Show: definition of Crime Scene Sex

Marco and Aaron

Opie's comment to Peter Jennings

Crime Scene Sex

Fails miserably

Deformed tumor face girl

Back to Marco and Aaron

Enough of them

Surprises for the Freaks on Maury

Jim Gaffigan bows out of this segment

Live Read: Gamefly

Perv Switch Flips on a Plane

Maury always has the Moms, not the Dads

Maury: The Twins, one with Turner's Syndrome; next on Maury

WDIL: Fish

Norton and Anthony feel badly (a little late)

WDIL: Jimmy fucks at the Saturn Inn and Dr. Martin is available for abortions

What Jim Gaffigan learned; despicable Maury

Tim of Springfield is just happy to be there

WDIL: yellow and green make orange; wash your hands after you piss...; didn't hear that; Jim's couch

Thanks to Jim Gaffigan: PLUGS