Rundown for Friday, August 12, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Erik's bagel

Presents from parents

Eddie Griffin might call in today: Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo reviews

Howie Mandel in studio today: easily creeped out; Griffin is confirmed; more Gigolo reviews

Director/writer hit on Opie's gal pal: James Toback's movies

Movie with Heather Graham and Robert Downey, Jr.; 1978 Thriller Anthony?

Jimmy sees an opportunity (Mid Hour)

Legendary pervert

Anthony reads Salon.com's article on The Original Pick-Up Artist

Opie's changing his eating habits

Contradictory statements from Opie

More about Toback

What the guy wants

How the scene would go

Teasing Erik, then Ben

Perfect!

Kiddie porn? CRASH!!

"Would've given props" comment sparks a debate

Could be a good opportunity

Should be flattered and forget it

A n... a n.... a new person in studio? Lessons from slavery?

Sandy Kane remix

Updates: Beauty and The Priest; Pamela Rogers is Sentenced

Jimmy gets the inappropriate bell; teachers getting hired for their ethnic diversity

Second Hour

What ethnic diversity doesn't mean

"Boo Got Shot": UPS (Jimmy's ass speaks); replay of the clip

"Boo got shot! Boo got shot!"

What did she say?

Translation

Report: "Feel bad we didn't call the cops"

Setup: John Montone, reporter for 1010 WINS in NY

Trans fat 

More on the McDonald's French fry oil story

Red-headed women have a high pain tolerance

Running out of shit to discover; how would you test this?

Testing

People are Saying: Red headed mouse?

Past discoveries compared to this one

Red heads have fucked up teeth

This date in 1945: jokes

Sandy Kane: red headed

The Laugh Factory

Phil Spector and Sandy Kane

Sandy's multiple rape experiences (Mid Hour)

Jimmy's shows at the Stress Factory and the Cellar

Question

Sandy's rapes aren't quite believed; Sandy plugs nothing (end of call)

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, O&A style

Poor li'l Jimmy's foot problems

Francine enters the studio: Francine's shirt

Graduated from college and now is working as, "um, I don't know!"

Francine's boss and her potential sexual harassment suit

Khemystri's question

Francine took Anthony's advice on running when you don't feel safe

Francine wants to move somewhere she can feel safe and/or learn to drive

Ben's Raw Ass: maybe Francine can interpret?

Third Hour

Francine's speech

Francine tries to interpret the "Boo Got Shot" clip; Plankton

Dunk tank

Francine didn't like that; E Lo sends a message and gets tooled on

Monsignor's Sex Scandal

Praise for her editorial

Tangent: State Capitals

Hillary Clinton's speech

Capital of Gainesville?

Silence, then brilliance

Capital of Thailand?

"I like Thai food!"- thanks to NYU for Francine's knowledge

Dove's Campaign for "Women with Real Curves" isn't indicative of "real women"

Capital of Chicago?

Capital of Indiana?

Dean of NYU thanks Francine for the plug

MTA 

Editorializing

What country is England in?

Settle a bet: Capital of Atlantis?

Francine is correct as usual 

Celebrity News: Paula Abdul and Corey Clark

Francine's inappropriate student/teacher relations; details

Joe the Trucker: Who won the Civil War?

Who fought in the Civil War? What is the Emancipation Proclamation?

Celebrity News: Shove a Cock Down Jennifer Aniston's Throat; Peter Jennings is Dead

Mid Hour

Ends the News with a Teaser; gets teased

"Match Wits with a Half-Wit"

Nomination for the Golden Ticket

Drunken Cindy Brady

Discussing Francine

Super-foods; Opie reads from a website about super-foods

Today in History: Historical "Soldier Kisses Nurse" Photo is 60 years old

If someone tried that today; time to tool Ben

Today's guests; describing the Golden Tickets

Interruption: the NYRMB post

Scary things the Pests are up to: wrote to Starbucks; purchased a billboard in Orlando; "Assaults on the Media"

Having to skirt issues making O&A worse? 4 words: Pat O'Brien Sex Tapes

Starbucks: their stock and product

Interruption: Bob Saget on CNN

Saget on "Entourage"; interruption: Steve the Bear walked through

Bear lover movie ends just like you'd think

Fourth Hour

Eddie Griffin: Reasons to see Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo

Amsterdam; phone disconnects during the conversation

Back to the bear movie; ***SPOILER Bill Murray SPOILER***

Eddie Griffin is back: Touring with Dice

Rob Schneider's womanizing ways

Deuces reviews; Eddie's filmography; good luck wishes (end of call)

Got for Christmas and loves it

Explaining Life Aquatic with Bill Murray

Doesn't agree with Opie's tastes

Howie Mandel is in studio: talks with the caller (end of call)

The germ issues of Howie and Anthony; taking pictures

Howie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: shaking hands; hotel rooms; door locking

Tells the story of not being allowed to use Purell anymore

Using public restrooms; Jimmy talks about his sexual fetishes

Howie tells one of the best stories I've ever heard

Passing on the OCD

Mid Hour

Why he's no longer on medication and why he talks about it

Inky Binky Bottle of Ink rhyme from Anthony

Where does sex fall in Howie's OCD?

The comedians of The Aristocrats, including Jon Stewart and Bob Saget

Other comedians on the "Young Comedians Special" that Howie was on

How the movie and the comedians are doing; Howie on "Live with Regis and Kelly"

"Hidden Howie" premiers 11pm on Thursday, August 18 on Bravo

Jimmy's fetishes and shame

Live Read: Paesano of Mulberry Street

Plugs

Cursing and satellite radio

Caller wants O&A to show Howie "tub girl"

A little extra