Rundown for Wednesday, August 17, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Jimmy, the mics and Whip'em Out Wednesday

The office and Opie's space

Interruption: Car chase in Newark, NJ; Steve gives some "airspace" info

Greg from Bloomfield relays the Polices scanner that plays in the background

Where Steve's info came from

Steve's info

Teasing Steve; watching the chase and listening to the scanner

The Boys freak out over which channel to watch; the end of the chase

Thanking Greg and his scanner (end of call)

Involved in a police chase

Jimmy's line of the day

When a call goes awry

Bit sucks, its not national

Sonny barely misses being banned; the chase

Mid Hour

All Access has a story about the Pests and The Billboard: way to go Chuckyarla, Dugout Doug, Boston Strangler and NorfCal

The sniping between XM SATELLITE RADIO's OPIE AND ANTHONY and WTKS (REAL RADIO 104.1)/ORLANDO afternoon host JIM PHILIPS escalates with the purchase by O&A fans of a billboard in MAITLAND, FL near the WTKS studios.
The shows' dispute started with accusations by O&A that PHILIPS stole material from them, then led to O&A "Pests" flooding PHILIPS' show with calls and e-mails. The board reads "Mr. PHILIPS, The Pests win, you lose! Good day sir. The OPIE & ANTHONY Army." The fans involved, going by the names CHUCKYARLA, DUGOUT DOUG, BOSTON STRANGLER, and NORFCAL, claim no formal affiliation with the show other than being fans.

Why is Anthony so eager to ban people?

Opie's laugh

Man who's chimp ate his genitalia, returns home

Man's health story annoys everyone

Chimps, were they in Virginia?

Stampede for Laptops

Reporting on the Laptop mob

Mother dies while children watch

Quick mention of Anthony's ex

Tease crashes

Idea for Howard

Anthony gets soaked

O&A don't have the balls?

Howie Mandel: on the new Celebrity Poker Showdown; much worse than Anthony

Question (where to find the billboard); bad joke

Broken Flowers with Bill Murray (IMDB's page on the gal)

Didn't get to the WNEW audio

202 live show on 202

"Howard is a Liar" by Matt from South Jersey

 

Second Hour

Adam Ferrara enters the studio: Anthony's getting lots of pics of Alexis Dziena

Michael McKean: doesn't have to wait on the phone

Remembers Adam; getting old

Why do plays?

IFC, starting on Friday: Hopeless Pictures

The Spinal Tap legacy

Touring with Lenny and the Squigtones

"Creature Without a Head" 

Working on a new Christopher Guest movie For Your Consideration about show biz

Getting into the fraternity; favorites

How do you shill for a shitty movie?

Bob Balaban; Planes, Trains & Automobiles and John Candy

Killer Stern impression and SNL; where he is now

Friends of the show left in Hollywood; Jay Mohr's exaggeration in his book Gasping for Airtime

Scene in Used Cars

Plug; (end of call)

Missed question; bashing Vos

"Toyota Sale"

Whip'em Out Wednesday Remix

 

 

Opie's headphone volume; ear candle

Mid Hour

Opie will clean his ears today

Adam will be at Caroline's August 25-28

The Boys are on vacation next week

Ear Wax Off?

Professor Anthony gets stepped on by Adam; how Opie and Jimmy would do it

The Straws don't work

Mr. Mother Fucker: the Richard Pryor Hundred Yard Dash?

Ear candle doesn't work

Comment

Comment

Nervous speech therapist: who cares what he said, lets tool on him!

Was that commercial real?

Electric mouse trap

Opie gives an update on the mice; The Shining takes over

Argument over the pronunciation of "Bubonic" between Jimmy and Professor Anthony

Opie continues: Glue Traps

Future Serial Killer: killing mice is addictive

Opie's mice

Jimmy's building; smokers 

What to do next?

"Its Whip'em Out Wednesday"

 

Adam's plug; renting problems

Third Hour

Why The Show hasn't bought yet; Adam's buying nightmare; "The Job" is on DVD

The Man Balls Eating Chimp

Godfather and Goodfellas lines

Steve: the girls have arrived; Foundry Music; "Assaults on the Media"

Chicken Shit Charlie's AOTM

Girl gives a Godfather line

More lines

Ben: close to getting good prizes for the AOTMs

Bad line

Back to the Chimp story

Godfather line

Reporting on the Chimp, Mo

Erik chimes in with a note, slips and winds up in the barrel

Other parts that were chewed off; speculation 

More reporting

Nightmares

Crash!!

Paul Anka crashes

Comment by Jimmy that O&A missed

Jimmy's pilot with a Chimp

Jimmy describes his pilot

Nightmare

Reporting on the man's recovery

A few Three Stooges lines

Woman lost her thumb

That's even

Wrapping it up

The balls 

keeee-rash!

News teases next and broads next

Howard Did It All

Mid Hour

 

Gavin from England: saying hi

Gavin describes the video on his phone; questions about spontaneous ass sex

Listening to the video

Most certainly gay

Something about the accent that makes it okay

Donna: Surprising number of straight guys like that

Comment

Where the audio is from

Ever had it done?

(Wackbag represents for the umpteenth time today) Gay or not?

Farting leads to NYRMB talk

Allan Sniffen's debate (that is no longer on the board)

Stop reading this shit

They'd bitch no matter what The Show does

Moving on: Fear tactics on the News

Highway closure near you?

The fear

West Nile Virus spreading in your area?

Serious engine problems, is yours one of them?; replay

Skin cancer concern for your kids

Your credit card! Who's getting your info?

Steering into danger

What it will mean for your child

Fourth Hour

Safety risks every parent should know!!

Hottest and noisiest bars and clubs in your neighborhood

Danny tells Nathaniel's take on that last one

In your area

Favorite News Tease

Your home IS! NOT! SAFE!!; secondary tease

Mob tactics; chimp headlines

Pedicure scare

Eat at your own risk! 

End of the bit? Maybe some pre-screening?

The Ear Wax Candles have arrived

The Penthouse girls and club plug

Kevin Kennedy: studio at home

Farrah the Penthouse girl wants to talk, but the mic is off

Professional broadcasting at its best

The Cal Ripkin/Kevin Costner rumor

Shilling for embarrassing products

Jimmy reads Ben's questions for Cal to Kevin Kennedy

(I missed the names of the people they're talking about, sorry) Real questions for Kennedy

The Penthouse girls are introduced: Farrah is described and takes her top off

Farrah asks a baseball question; Kennedy's book; better question from Jimmy; Kevin answers

Red Sox fan?; Farrah likes the Yankees; her breasts

The Penthouse Club, featuring Robert's Steak House at 45th and 11th Ave in NYC

Farrah's on the rag

Who did Steve Avery pitch for? Relief pitch for? Farrah's love for Steve; where Farrah is from

Mars is testing mics

Jimmy determines if another girl's boobies are real

Christine is introduced and described

Red Sox fans; Mets fans

Ty Cobb dating Dion Warwick?

Christine asks a non-baseball question; Jimmy's testing technique is questioned; Farrah is told what she's sitting on

The Liberator

The Private Rooms and (Mid Hour) knee jobs

Kevin Kennedy describes his book while nobody listens

Baseball talk; Jose Canseco's balls

Steroids and home runs

Christine, the Columbian, likes KK

Hear Kevin Kennedy on 175 with Rob Dibble (end of call)

"Thank God for "

 

 

Discussing the girls

Jimmy has a monologue to do in class today: from "Its Like, You Know"

Adam's acting; the girls

Why "Its Like, You Know" failed; the film crew left

The slacks annoy poor Jimmy

Period Art?

Jimmy acts

OJ Simpson and crazy people

Adam saw OJ

Thoughts on Scott Peterson

Jimmy practices

Commiserates with other murderers

Jimmy practices some more

Doesn't want to pay Goldman

What OJ must be thinking

Prozac learned: Opie digs a 20 year old that looks 16; something about Gavin's ass-fuck video

WDIL: Trannies are real go-getters