Rundown for Thursday, August 18, 2005
First Hour
Clips; new clip
Gas prices
Truckin' Bozo
talked about O&A on Open Road
171
Truckers; Donkey Sausage's
Across America
O&A are in all 3 NY papers
Donkey Sausage
checks in from the road:
Interruption: Opie freaks out
Corrine's trip (end of call)
Assfuck tries
to call out O&A and gets made to look stupid
OnePremier found his uniformed post; Anthony's response (end of call)
People like that
"Farts"
Plug for Bill Burr: Sept. 1-4 at Caroline's
Mid Hour
"Assault on the Media": Brand new one; new and better prizes coming; current leader
Describing the Assault
Buster Hymen's AOTM
in New Mexico; replay
Buster Hymen's communiqué
Replay
Discussing the Assaults (Jimmy flubs out a new Wackbag name)
History of Arthur Chi'en
"What the
Fuck is your problem, man??"
Reporting on the
firing of Arthur
Tim Green of
"A Current Affair" reports on the firing
The tool that is Tim
News chick on
Imus reports
Loving Imus and Bernie
The Arthur Chi'en
update: Arthur's new gig
Than helps out Norton's joke
Happy 22nd Birthday to Derrick
Black Earl's new gig as R&F's producer
Earl's observations
Second Hour
The new (sober) team; Earl's job at WNEW
FMQB's Pest
Press Release; Pest Press Release
(fucking A excellent Pests)
Rick Delgado's latest press
Rolling
billboard
Reading the article
on Rick Tangents: WILD!; farts and shitting
"Christopher
Street" by Rick Delgado
Jimmy continues the article; Opie finishes it up
Bruce Kelly: gets his jingle played and makes a bad joke
Bruce's gifts
Opie needs Bruce
Bruce tells some jokes (end of call)
Mid Hour
Fart?
Bruce Kelly
crying
Maury
Povich's Progeria kid show
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Christa
butchers the joke
Opie notices the problem
Back to Christa: plugged O&A on a radio show (end of call)
Dr. Laura
Butato: Opie's
on Drudge
Cindy Sheehan, Protest Mom and Bush/Iraq
Comment
Comment
Iraq was supposed to be about WMDs, not fucking freedom
Sounds like you
agree with Cindy, so why the bashing?
Was in Iraq
Shut up
Hippie!
Opinions here and there
Iraqi guy on
Big Brother 6
Third Hour
Reality shows O&A are watching; Anthony: "Brat Camp"
Hot chick's lives are so much more interesting
Saw Broken
Flowers; attempts a description
"Separated at Birth" fuck-up
Laptop Stampede
refresher
Woman
interviewed after stampede; replay
"...giving
the man UPS..."
African American appointees to speak?
Tries to call
out Opie with a ridiculous comment and gets smashed
Anthony welcomes the conflict for what it proves
Nyah nyah
nyah, Opie loves his girlfriend!
Gaza Pullout
Why that
comment was so ridiculous
"Boo got
shot!"
Didn't finish
the retrospective on Monday; wife loves Jimmy
Clayton was manhandled during an "Assault" attempt and explains
Buster Hyman's
AOTM: "Excuse me sir!"
Mid Hour
Jerry thinks
he was dumped
Why they had to hang up on Jerry Russo; ban?; phonies
Nancy says:
Women respect Opie more now
Listening in
Japan through SU, thanks to SBlueman
Opie: Can also listen on Audible (some samples)
Teaching English to the Japanese; loves Jimmy's CDs, "Trinkets I Own Made From Gorilla Hands" (get it on Eat a Bullet or Jim Norton.net); see Jimmy at the Comedy Cellar
Signs off with some Japanese dirty talk (end of call)
Caught the
virus in a trucker toilet stall
The Marine
Corps loves O&A
Jimmy does a great job!
"Opie and Anthony Are Back" by Sandy Kane
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First Anniversary coming up soon: idea to celebrate
Idea for Opie
to catch/kill mice
Care Package for all Opie's mouse killing needs; also good for shocking interns
Comment
How the trap works and what to do with it
Ralphie May:
August 20th at the Borgata theater in Atlantic City, August 25-27 at the Funny
Bone in Iowa
Nathaniel tests the mouse trap; Travis takes the shock
Shouldn't be
doing it!
Fourth Hour
Master Po enters with his theme song: tests the trap
Guy from Woodstream
who sent the traps comments
Sam wants to do it if his audio is played
What the Truckers should write in the bathroom stalls
Promising Sam
Back to Ralphie: electrocuting interns
Bob Kelly is in LA; clicking, scraping and secrets
Plugs
Shock!
Another package for the Opester; Jimmy hoo hoos Opie
Saying goodbye to Ralphie (end of call)
Clayton's last day, so Anthony rats him out (sorry Clayton! I HAD to tell Anthony!)
Saying goodbye to Clayton
Jason tagged a
bathroom stall at a rest stop
Ideas from giggly Norton
What Jason wrote:
202, Opie and Anthony, the phone number and call now! (end of call)
Been writing on
stalls since O&A came on ![]()
Stall stickers and marketing
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Laughing piques O&A's interest: the Pregnancy Test Mishap fake commercial
Steve takes a
turn in the barrel; Derrick fucks up
The Pregnancy
Test Mishap
What was Steve thinking? Opie snaps his thumb
Steve taking his punishment?
Fast Freddy:
Ramone!!
The Fart Promo
Steve gets snapped badly
Donkey Sausage
defends herself and her (high ranking officer in the O&A Army) boyfriend;
surrenders his penis to a mouse trap for him (end of call)
Man stabbed
When you travel with little kids...
French Fry Health
Risk
Statistics involving children don't take into consideration the whole picture
Anthony describes a show he watched on the Wright Brothers
"Toyota"
Erik panics and
ends up under the bus... again
"Meet the
Mutts, Bring Fido to Shea Day": what a bad idea; Opie switches teams
Wants to shove
his cock in the mouse trap
Lawyers
Stop teasing
the last day audio
Setup
August 16, 2003,
the last O&A Show on WNEW
Commenting on
the audio
Will continue tomorrow
Live Read: Game
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