Rundown for Thursday, August 18, 2005

First Hour

Clips; new clip

Gas prices

Truckin' Bozo talked about O&A on Open Road 171

Truckers; Donkey Sausage's Across America

O&A are in all 3 NY papers

Donkey Sausage checks in from the road: 

Interruption: Opie freaks out 

Corrine's trip (end of call)

Assfuck tries to call out O&A and gets made to look stupid

OnePremier found his uniformed post; Anthony's response (end of call)

People like that

"Farts"

Plug for Bill Burr: Sept. 1-4 at Caroline's

Mid Hour

 

 

"Assault on the Media": Brand new one; new and better prizes coming; current leader

Describing the Assault

Buster Hymen's AOTM in New Mexico; replay

Buster Hymen's communiqué 

Replay

Discussing the Assaults (Jimmy flubs out a new Wackbag name)

History of Arthur Chi'en

"What the Fuck is your problem, man??"

Reporting on the firing of Arthur

Tim Green of "A Current Affair" reports on the firing

The tool that is Tim

News chick on Imus reports

Loving Imus and Bernie

The Arthur Chi'en update: Arthur's new gig

Than helps out Norton's joke

Happy 22nd Birthday to Derrick

Black Earl's new gig as R&F's producer

Earl's observations

Second Hour

The new (sober) team; Earl's job at WNEW

FMQB's Pest Press Release; Pest Press Release (fucking A excellent Pests)

Rick Delgado's latest press

Rolling billboard

Reading the article on Rick Tangents: WILD!; farts and shitting

"Christopher Street" by Rick Delgado

Jimmy continues the article; Opie finishes it up

Bruce Kelly: gets his jingle played and makes a bad joke

Bruce's gifts

Opie needs Bruce

Bruce tells some jokes (end of call)

Mid Hour

Fart?

Bruce Kelly crying

Maury Povich's Progeria kid show

 

 

Christa butchers the joke

Opie notices the problem

Back to Christa: plugged O&A on a radio show (end of call)

Dr. Laura

Butato: Opie's on Drudge

Cindy Sheehan, Protest Mom and Bush/Iraq

Comment

Comment

Iraq was supposed to be about WMDs, not fucking freedom

Sounds like you agree with Cindy, so why the bashing?

Was in Iraq

Shut up Hippie!

Opinions here and there

Iraqi guy on Big Brother 6

Third Hour

Reality shows O&A are watching; Anthony: "Brat Camp"

Hot chick's lives are so much more interesting

Saw Broken Flowers; attempts a description

"Separated at Birth" fuck-up

Laptop Stampede refresher

Woman interviewed after stampede; replay

"...giving the man UPS..."

African American appointees to speak?

Tries to call out Opie with a ridiculous comment and gets smashed

Anthony welcomes the conflict for what it proves

Nyah nyah nyah, Opie loves his girlfriend!

Gaza Pullout

Why that comment was so ridiculous

"Boo got shot!"

Didn't finish the retrospective on Monday; wife loves Jimmy

Clayton was manhandled during an "Assault" attempt and explains

Buster Hyman's AOTM: "Excuse me sir!"

Mid Hour

Jerry thinks he was dumped

Why they had to hang up on Jerry Russo; ban?; phonies

Nancy says: Women respect Opie more now

Listening in Japan through SU, thanks to SBlueman

Opie: Can also listen on Audible (some samples)

Teaching English to the Japanese; loves Jimmy's CDs, "Trinkets I Own Made From Gorilla Hands" (get it on Eat a Bullet or Jim Norton.net); see Jimmy at the Comedy Cellar

Signs off with some Japanese dirty talk (end of call)

Caught the virus in a trucker toilet stall

The Marine Corps loves O&A

Jimmy does a great job!

"Opie and Anthony Are Back" by Sandy Kane

 

 

First Anniversary coming up soon: idea to celebrate

Idea for Opie to catch/kill mice

Care Package for all Opie's mouse killing needs; also good for shocking interns

Comment

How the trap works and what to do with it

Ralphie May: August 20th at the Borgata theater in Atlantic City, August 25-27 at the Funny Bone in Iowa

Nathaniel tests the mouse trap; Travis takes the shock

Shouldn't be doing it!

Fourth Hour

Master Po enters with his theme song: tests the trap

Guy from Woodstream who sent the traps comments

Sam wants to do it if his audio is played

What the Truckers should write in the bathroom stalls

Promising Sam

Back to Ralphie: electrocuting interns

Bob Kelly is in LA; clicking, scraping and secrets

Plugs

Shock!

Another package for the Opester; Jimmy hoo hoos Opie

Saying goodbye to Ralphie (end of call)

Clayton's last day, so Anthony rats him out (sorry Clayton! I HAD to tell Anthony!)

Saying goodbye to Clayton

Jason tagged a bathroom stall at a rest stop

Ideas from giggly Norton

What Jason wrote: 202, Opie and Anthony, the phone number and call now! (end of call)

Been writing on stalls since O&A came on

Stall stickers and marketing

"Pregnancy Test Mishap"

 

 

Laughing piques O&A's interest: the Pregnancy Test Mishap fake commercial

Steve takes a turn in the barrel; Derrick fucks up

The Pregnancy Test Mishap

What was Steve thinking? Opie snaps his thumb

Steve taking his punishment?

Fast Freddy: Ramone!!

The Fart Promo

Steve gets snapped badly

Donkey Sausage defends herself and her (high ranking officer in the O&A Army) boyfriend; surrenders his penis to a mouse trap for him (end of call)

Man stabbed

When you travel with little kids...

French Fry Health Risk

Statistics involving children don't take into consideration the whole picture

Anthony describes a show he watched on the Wright Brothers

"Toyota"

Erik panics and ends up under the bus... again

"Meet the Mutts, Bring Fido to Shea Day": what a bad idea; Opie switches teams

Wants to shove his cock in the mouse trap

Lawyers

Stop teasing the last day audio

Setup

August 16, 2003, the last O&A Show on WNEW

Commenting on the audio

Will continue tomorrow

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