Rundown for Monday, August 29, 2005

First Hour

The Boys took some time off so of course the levels need tweaking

Proving they are live

Fear Mongering and Hurricane Katrina: The expected death and destruction; the Superdome; Geraldo Rivera; the bowl

The Superdome

Emergency Ch. 247 for real news

Newscasters in the Hurricane

Superdome occupants joke

Setup 

"Good luck, Bro!"

Fox News: Shepard Smith mongers from the Royal Sonesta's balcony

Larry King: Worse Case Scenario

TiVo-ing the News coverage

Superdome occupants comment

Geraldo's coverage doomed New Orleans

Religious nut at the Superdome

Clips

"...only hope for survival..."; "frightening... catastrophic"

Tom from New Orleans: experiencing the hurricane; "It's pretty bad"

In Louisiana: "It's bad"

Hudson from Wackbag: the bowl

Well, that didn't work

Real News: Weather Channel 125; Fox: 121; CNN: 122 

No flooding 

Mid Hour

Big News story tease

Win the "AOTM" contest for August?

...head over to the Superdome

Lily White Hurricane Names

 

 

Won't be funny when thousands are dead

O, A and Jimmy respond

Anthony got sick on Jet Blue

Pervert caught by a camera phone (picture); Opie doesn't have what he asked for numerous times

Opie finds the story to read from

Update: The pervert may have been found

What is he trying to accomplish? (Photoshop)

On behalf of New Orleans: "Your Mom's Box"

The Superdome

The Subway Perv's line?

Kudos to The NY Daily News

Friend jacks it on trains

Steve from Jet Blue: (for the record: I wasn't unhappy! I was laughing! What a dope!) Got Anthony's autograph

Anthony's trip through Customs

Coming up: AOTM's over the vacation; Stern rips off O&A AGAIN; the VMAs

Bob Kelly remix

Second Hour

Bill Burr will be at Caroline's Sept. 1-4

 

 

Hurricane Katrina and E Lo

The VMAs were last night: white people

"Suge" Knight got shot

Comment

Spanish Rap: "Reggaeton"

Find it on 90

The acts on the VMAs

Hillary Duff and Joel Madden intro The Killers.... badly

Teasing Opie for his life long use of "tele-prop"

So called talent

Rock is dead

Rockers 

R. Kelly

Jimmy is incredulous

50 Cent

Beef

Cops and the G-Unit

Confusion; replay

F-bombs on MTV

Letting criminals host

O&A's bullshit invite to present the Video Game Awards on Spike; don't hold back Jimmy, tell us how you really feel

Anthony responds

Dane Cook on the VMAs

Dane's fan base

Snoop starts

Tangent: Snoop's complete lack of street cred

Black balled

Anthony's new obsession: UFC and Chuck Liddell (Mid Hour)

Snoop intros Dane Cook

Dane Cook's awful set on the VMAs

Reporter in the hurricane; some audio from the Fox News Channel

Jimmy reads the line-up for Spike TV

Wants to hear a terrestrial friendly show

Jimmy's venomous comments continue

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day, live at the VMAs

Promo: "Ma, Let Me Work!!"

 

 

Anthony vacationed in Atlantis in the Bahamas

Jimmy has hopes for a new flame

Boston Strangler badly describes the Wackbagger's Assault on Baba Booey's signing at Newbury Comics in Boston

Dugout Doug takes over: pamphlets 

Sonny Forelli: can't tell the story better; Sonny's accent

How Wackbag will handle that mess

Third Hour

Joe, a Stern fan argues his dickness

Howard: roasting

Pat Cooper's newfound hatred of Howard

Why O&A will not ever lay off Howard

Joe calls back

Setup

Howard rips off O&A... AGAIN: Howard's Golden Tickets

"Tell 'em Fred" on TV

The Pests 

BREAKING NEWS!! The Superdome roof has blown off

"...ultimate Pat Battle for power..."

"...no danger in the roof coming off"

Drew Curtis is in studio: has tons of stuff

 

 

 

The Superdome roof

New intern fuck up

Talking with Drew Curtis from FARK: talking talking; the pervert picture

Get your own food!

Mid Hour

Response

Drew: The Superdome roof; the hype 

Professor Anthony talks about the Fire Ants

The destruction facing New Orleans

Update on the storm

Alligator's abound: Reporter unaware of the danger last night

Drew: 1,000 word article on "The French Quarter is Dead"

Drew: 13 Surfers Rescued in Texas

Responsible reporting on the roof of the Superdome

Cursing on Fox 

Fire Ants knowledge is widespread; the levees, pumps and cleanliness

"American Pie" banter and the song plays with new lyrics

Comment

What does it mean?

"When the Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin

It never ends; The Big Bopper

Why is this funny? Hilarity ensues

Fourth Hour

Questioning the caller's sexuality; faggotry ensues

Drew: MSNBC continues to report responsibly

The Big Bopper = Deep Voice Guy?

Dissecting the song's lyrics

BREAKING NEWS: Pumps Failing

And the song plays on....; more meaning; still going

Afro picks

Emergency Channel 247 as in 24/7

Anthony fucks up an E Lo joke

Death of another Morning Show (R&F starts Sept. 12): Opie reads a letter from the Mix Morning Madhouse in San Angelo, Texas

The Madhouse signs off with "Your Mom's Box" incorrectly

Reporting while trying to stand in the Hurricane

BREAKING NEWS: A Levee Break

The song plays on; meanings, sort of

1- 866 FU LINE 1

 

 

Comments 

Hurricane damage; stinks in the studio

Drew: 100 Unintentionally Vulgar City Names

Latest Headlines from Fox News

What Minge means

Drew: Flying Spaghetti Monster; Anthony issues a warning; Drew continues

Saying goodbye to Drew

Jennifer in Seattle has a crush on Jimmy; Steve stumbles into the barrel, then sets up the audio and winds up under a bus

Jennifer in Seattle's fantasy

Breaking News: No more guests will be attending the O&A Show today

Hurricane Katrina

Jimmy farts and squeaks

Reporting on what could happen

Joke

Sirius has a portable unit that plays recorded material only- good job Sirius

Jimmy has some audio, but first a fart

Jim's ex calls from jail

A Starbuck's Machine makes its way into the studio area, thanks to the Pests

Jimmy farts on marketing for the Sharper Image ad

WDIL: Anthony is radioactive; Superdome is serving bowl of...

People are trying to fly on CNN

A traveler hits Anthony

WDIL: "Not worth wasting time with the mouth when you could be pushing stool" -Jim Norton

WDIL: Alligators do the best "AOTM": O&A Party Crock!!