Rundown for Tuesday, August 30, 2005

First Hour

Epilogue

Daily News: Killer! Collapsed apartment kills in Mississippi

The aftermath of Hurricane Katrina: It was serious, but not like the news hyped it to be; The Superdome

The Superdome

Front page of the NY POST: Dad Pitt

Subliminal messages in the death toll?

The old hurricane days; defying nature

Guy clinging to a mailbox

Anthony elaborates

Kentucky front page: Governor pardons some people; screener problem
Danny explains

What's taking Delgado so long?

The awful Post

Disgust for wishing the weather "hunks" well

Describing the footage of the man who drove into the water; which news program you're watching

Anthony's life at home: news; moths

Jimmy's plant doctor woman

Opie's mouse problem is done with, but how 'bout those roaches?; Jimmy describes the "living nest"

Electric mouse trap guy gives roach advice

Advice

Building exterminators don't stop the problem

Opie's apartment; back to the caller (end of call)

Saw a man on a lift demonstrating the flood water depth

Reno front page: 6th Grader's First Day Jitters

New Orleans front page: CATASTROPHIC; St. Louis: Calamity

Oil platform shook loose and hit a bridge

The Superdome

Boston headline: Abandoned Corpse

Weathermen

Opie's flub

Opie's t shirt

Starting the weatherman clip

Interruption: Professor Anthony explains millibars

Weatherman loses his temper

His moment to shine; clips; emasculating douche

Replay and comments; dishonesty; teasing Steve

The awful weatherman and the equally awful anchorwoman

Baba booey

Good Morning America: Reactions from the Superdome

Second Hour

Comments turn back to Chad

Atlanta front page has best picture

This Just In: Superdome Toilets Stopped Flushing

Montage of reporters out in the hurricane

Stench of New Orleans

Patti is knocking around

Steve has a new Ramone promo

Helicopters rescuing people

Anthony: Ding ding ding!

New Ramone

Steve's thought process; replay; more thoughts

Coming up: Patti

Setup to the audio going into break

Bombs and Flubs; Tom Sizemore sex tape; new woman getting tazed clip

Steve and Billy argue on air

 

 

"Eminence Front" and Black Sabbath jabber

Failed "Assault on the Media"

Leader in the "AOTM" contest for August; August's prizes from My Radio Store

Lion Suit "AOTM"

Added prize: dinner with E-Rock at Paesano's as well as a trip into studio (someone is hanging out outside the studio) and 30 free days of game rentals from Game Fly; tickets to see Bon Jovi at some opening

3 "Assaults" during the vacation

Sonny Forelli vs. Dan Housely on WHDH in Boston

Sonny vs. Fox

3rd try

Mid Hour

Jimmy reads from the Funny Papers (APortablePhone has them here)

Patti enters with some chocolates for the Show

Patti's thoughts on New Orleans and the Hurricane

The chocolates (Patti leaves)

Sonny Forelli from Wackbag: 3rd AOTM was Premarital Sex and Boston Strangler, not Sonny

Jim reads Harriet Cole's advice for a woman's mother-in-law problem; better advice from Anthony and Jimmy

Coming up: Latest taser story; Tom Sizemore sex tape

Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

 

 

 

 

Old Story: Woman Tased in Florida

New Story: Woman Gets Tased

Comments and laughter

Man says he got tased

Tom Sizemore's resume

Third Hour

Steve gives Tom's history (gets a call)

Introducing Tom Sizemore

Tom talks about rehab

Tom is smart; Tom babbles drunkenly/druggedly

Steve explains

Getting Tom's cock sucked

Movies Tom has coming out

Tom bangs a Hollywood Hooker

Steve sets the scene

Tom moans and pants

Jimmy approves

Tom has sex

Jimmy loves Tom

Tom talks about his crimes and cops

Praise for Tom's turn of phrase; Steve sets up the next audio and gets smashed

Tom and the gals love pussies

Worst dirty talk

Agrees with Jimmy about loving Tom

Steve sets up the next clip

"...break the mother fuckers off..."

What the noise is

Hates the police, argues with the hooker

Changes his attitude

Where to get the tape

Tom has a screaming orgasm

That's how to do it

Bill Burr coming in next

Setup

"Nutcracker Suite"

"O&A Party Rock Remix"

 

Mid Hour

Bill Burr is in studio (playing Caroline's Sept. 1-4): Hard act to follow; Ted Sizemore

New Orleans is flooded and burning

Erik interrupts to hand out chocolate

Ted Sizemore's resume

New Orleans

Discussing the havoc wreaked on New Orleans

Listening in on the News

Anthony reads about what's going on

More from the News

Probably better if the house burns for insurance reasons

Who the guy on the house looks like; damn anchormen

Elliot in the Morning has been talking about O&A all morning

Caller from New Orleans: proving he's from NO; how he and his property are doing

Anthony: how to protect your precious photos

Caller: had set up a Wackbag party for Sept, but that's off now (end of call)

Insurance

Prediction: 6 weeks w/out electricity

Q104.3 did a levee two-fer

Which airlines are closed and heading for bankruptcy

Watched his friend lose everything through security cameras

"Believe it or not" turns into bashing Bob Kelly and his dogs

Bill's plugs

"No Shit Sale"

(Fourth Hour) Wang Chung

Game Fly

 

 

From Jefferson Parish in Louisiana: would've been less damage if they had automated

 Jimmy received a gift from Andy in Seatle

Death Toll in Mississippi; damage; burning house

Dan Turner in Washington supports the show; suspicious omission in the Sharper Image catalogue

Bob "Vampire" Edwards

Jimmy appreciates nothing

Paul Anka steps on Jimmy

Has no idea about Bob Edwards; Pher 4 (?) gave shout-outs

Prices of gifts you'll be sending Jimmy

Opie reads Dan Turner's letter

Original "Phenomenal Jimmy" by Henchman

Erik plugged in the drill: "riveting"

Faster version by Dan Turner

Golden Ticket hopefuls next; Bill's opener

"Good, clean, wholesome entertainment"

 

 

Golden Ticket interrupted:

MSNBC

Over-hyping on the News kills people

Mid Hour

Back to the Golden Tickets: 1 down 4 to go; hopefuls

The Fiasco on WJRR in Orlando: Douche Smack-a-hoe

Erik gets praised and rewards himself with slow death

Bill is taken slightly aback

The Fiasco: Jerome the Gnome

Rescue footage

Travis enters to smash Hawk

Rescuing people from the attics of their homes

Attempts to call Jimmy out on "oooh"

What has the president said?

Bush's Hurricane speech

The Rock N Roll Morning Show on KOMP Vegas: The STD Song

How that plays over regular radio

What did we do?; nothing good; stinks; sucks

KOMP stole

Tom from New Orleans: describes his situation; riding out the storm and the even worse aftermath

Martial Law has been declared in New Orleans

Water, beer, whiskey and shits

Hard times for Tom (end of call)

Conditions in the Superdome

Good luck bro

WDIL: Anthony hates germs, Jimmy drinks piss; Millibars is where they serve Miller Beers; clickety clack bitch

Bill's plug: at Caroline's, call 212 757 4100; HBO special airs Sept. 16

Moaning and slapping

WDIL: Tom needs...; black people like to sit on a porch; suck Tom's dick enough, it turns into a pussy; Erik, Sucker of Cocks, is ridden hard by Opie

Thanks to Bill; Jimmy reiterates his thoughts on the drill

Tom Sizemore cums