Rundown for Thursday, December 1, 2005

First Hour

Clips

MySpace updates: Friends; new video on Anthony's

Dugout Doug: Who are the unworthy people in Anthony's Top 8?

MySpace Lotto

Jimmy's friends

Place holder Opie

The Fake Vos

Weapons for the next mission

Doug the psycho on the video chat

Cameras

The new Mantra

Doug fails at getting The Boys (end of call)

Sickness in the staff

Assaults on the Media

No Filter Paul struck again

No Filter Paul: lunatic

Charges

Paul's latest Assault

Paul describes his assault

Sonny Forelli: Paul's a liar!

Mid Hour

Opie reads Sonny's post on his Assaults on Fox 25 in Boston

More on Sonny's failed assault

2 awful accents (end of Sonny's call); what it sounds like

Replay of Paul's assault

Anthony's latest MySpace Lotto winners: Muffler and Nikki

Jimmy's MySpace Lotto

International AIDS Day today; Jimmy's robe

"You Have AIDS" from "Family Guy"

"Everybody Loves Raymond" parody

 

 

Ben's attire

Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights

"The Touch" w/ clips from Boogie Nights

Dickie Goodman and the parodies

Setup

"Bitch, Whore Chef" by P. Niggity

Interview with Opie by Snapman on Wackbag

Andrea Yates Interview by Brother Joe

Review for Joe

Jimmy reads from the book, SINfulnyms; author on at 8:15

Dickie Goodman's Interview w/Santa

Second Hour

Dickie Goodman's "Santa and the Touchables"

Dickie's awfulness

"Kong" by Dickie Goodman

Jokes: Dickie's suicide

Idea for a Dickie parody

More by Dickie

"Head Like a Hole"

More by Dickie

2 Greatest Hits Albums: Opie reads the 40 tracks on Greatest Fables 

"Energy Crisis" by Dickie Goodman

How it should've ended

Comment

Author of SINfulnyms on the phone and Jay Mohr in studio next

"O&A Show: The Remix"

Vote for your favorite moment of the O&A XM show: oabestof@foundrymusic.com

 

 

Jay Mohr enters the studio: Seeing Paul McCartney

Neil Diamond's shows

Love for Stephen Lynch's bowling ong

AIDS Day

U2 Concerts; Bono's politics

Support for Jay

Mid Hour

The acronym book and author

Full Metal Jacket and Jimmy's impressions

Author of Sinfulnyms, Steeling N. Clausey: many acronyms in his book

Steve from Yellowstone

cigars&scotch: Good idea for the book

Question for Jay

"Opie" argues w/ Steeling

Ben from Boston... er, Steve from Yellowstone

(end of calls)

Jimmy saunters back into studio

Happy AIDS Day: "Everyone Has AIDS" from Team America: World Police

Howie Mandel's Potty Training story

 

 

Third Hour-ish

The computer crashes the music

Jay: Scott Stapp

  Kevin Federline's rap

Fart contest 

Oscar doesn't appreciate the O&A bathroom graffiti

Camel Toe, Imus, Brian Wilson, etc

Rob Bartlett as Brian Wilson asks for O&A's staff

Jay on Imus

On Atheists; appreciates Opie and Jimmy

Banter

Jeffrey Ross enters the studio: Jay and Jeff's double teaming of a waitress

Little Jersey reunion

Jay going to be funny?

Jay is funny

Poker stars

Jay's girlfriend

Props from The Trucking Bozo

Jay and Stern

Jeff Ross at Caroline's today, tomorrow and Saturday

Rich Vos and Bonnie

NASCAR material for Jay

Miller Busch material for Jay

Jay's Michael Irving column and panic attack on stage

Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd commonality?

That joke was on Mancow

Walken doing NASCAR

Call to Howard, who thinks its Jay

Ragging Baba Booey

Howard: compares Jay to Jim Carrey

Jimmy

Howard: Star Search

Cringe Humor doesn't like Jay

The rest of Howard

Jimmy's Leno appearances

Reading Jay's review on Cringe Humor; other reviews

Patrick, Cringe's owner

Stephen Lynch's bowling song

Ross at Caroline's: call 212 757 4100

Stephen Lynch's "Almighty Malachi: Professional Bowling God"

 

 

Poking logs

Black joke by Ross

Than's leaving for an audition

Fourth Hour

Than practices his audition, again and again

Favorite Jeff Ross line

Flea Man defends Cringe Humor with a plug 

Farts

Paula Abdul on Tony Danza 

Problem with Jay Mohr

Stallone's Cop Land

Jay's best appearance

Camel toes 

Live Read: BoDog.net

Robert Patrick:  "Strange Wilderness" w/ RP and Steve Zahn, a comedy

Knows Jay; mutual kids' school

Lonely Street w/RP and Jay

Introducing Jeff Ross

Movies Robert Patrick has been in

Actors he's worked with

RP's Chris Walken's impression

RP's brother Richard Patrick of Filter, now working with Velvet Revolver

Being on "The X Files"

The Country School

Gotta be friends with the RP!

Giving out radios

Where RP lives

Anthony wants into the Country Store

Saying goodbye; see RP in Walk the Line

Request: call from RP's brother, Richard (end of call)

New friend!

Gary Oldman

Jeff's plug: Caroline's tonight through Sunday

Paul Mooney

Hate mail Jeff received after talking about Prussian Blue

Gary Glitter faces the death penalty for child rape

Midget hater

Jay would've shown his cock

Jay's book

Michael Irving article on SI.com

Great Jay Mohr bit on SNL

Jimmy's a racist Jew

Praise on the phone lines for Jeffrey Ross

Than: how the audition is going

Question for Ross

Thanks and plugs (I have no idea what Jay was plugging)

Tomorrow: Eggnog Drinking Challenge