Howard cries
about being a douche fuck all his lifeRundown for Friday, December 02, 2005
First Hour
Clips
Howard cries
about being a douche fuck all his life
Assault on the Media: the rules and hatred of; the prizes
No
Filter Paul is in studio: Sonny Forelli is also coming down
The "assault" on WABC Ch. 7 and Bill Evans
"Low in the ratings"
Paul crashes a couple of times
Replay; replay
What does and doesn't piss off a reporter
Congratulating Paul for winning November's contest and being in the lead for December
Official
winning Assault of the contest
Third place and the runner up assaults
Big A
December's contest prizes: $500 gift certificate from Outlaw Steaks; Nintendo DS; Jagermeister guitars passes and tickets to see Disturbed; (missed a prize); dinner w/E Rock; admission to watching the show live
You don't spend
too much time on the Assaults; fix the replays
Mid Hour
The Replays are being fixed: the Dickie Goodman segment; Anthony's call to E Lo
6 Dickie Goodman parodies came in
Best one
Today is the 2nd Annual Eggnog Challenge (coming soon: the Homeless Shopping Spree)
NFPaul reads
a feedback
Skinny-fat Paul
32 minutes was spent on the AOTM
Howard's
a puss
The Assault on
WABC
Francine
learns not to talk about "The Chappelle Show" to Bill Burr
The Anthony and Jimmy Show
Tippy Tom is outside the studio
Keith the Cop: The Homeless Shopping Spree is December 20th
Homeless headphones
Ben and Paul's clothing; the Eggnog contestants
Keith: finding Tom; other homeless characters Keith is trying to get
The lack of respect for homeless PEOPLE
Homeless sidewalk shitting
Tippy Tom enters the studio: The Original
Tom's diseases; much more coherent than last time
Tom's first Shopping Spree
Keeping warm on the L Train
Second Hour
The Mole People
What Tippy wants for Christmas
Correcting Opie
about the L Train line
Tippy Tom sings some Tom Jones, Frank Sinatra and Gray Wolf's song
Tom's an itchy fella'
Tom's finale: The Doors
Tom doesn't want to leave; who Tom looks like
Spoon enters the studio: Pink hat favors
Getting beat up by chicks; Thief
Homeless work ethic; where Spoon eats
Becoming homeless
Spoon sings
Sounds like
Hendrix
Spoon exits to drink
The Eggnog contestants
"Shelter
Me" by Gray Wolf and Dru Boogie
"Ramone, Fetch the Nail Gun"
Pat from Moonachie: the star
New long sleeve O&A shirt
Pat's MySpace funniness
Weight ranges of the contestants
Mid Hour
Pat lost his cockiness
Eric "Badlands" Booker enters the studio: Competitive eater
Booker's rap album
15 minutes
are up
Pat makes a joke or two
The Christmas Dinner Extravaganza w/ Pat
Sweet Science of
Competitive Eating by Badlands Booker
Badlands Booker's cholesterol
Way to make
Pat feel crappier
Pat's got this
Will, another competitive eater enters the studio: records
Will from Brooklyn talks smack
This is your
house Pat!
Going down...
Will the
Salesman: pulling for Pat, but saw Badlands at Wing Bowl
Badlands: MySpace
Title cannot
change hands, break out the chair!
Tony, Eggnog Challenger: joke on Pat; from Central Jersey
Eating strategies
Gift bringer Joe: entered the contest last year
Pat receives his gift
Chris, a Paramedic from Delaware: big guys this year; puking exhibition
John from Connecticut,
last year's runner up: Hopes Pat loses
Kev Slider: was
all for Pat, but has to go with his bro Badlands
Jay gives some
Keitel lines
Dice from last year: used to look like Dice
Sean from Jersey: smallest contestant at 170 lbs.; estimated drinking ability
Rules: Double Shot of Eggnog a minute until tap out or puking
Bear Hunt
Eric "Badlands" Booker dwarfing Pat from Moonachie
Setting up for the contest; prizes
Getting all the contestants into the studio; last contestant says hello
Dice plugs Jesus Pants and Pat crashes
Anthony is uploading video/pictures to his MySpace as the contest happens
Pouring logistics
:12- The contest begins
Brands of Eggnog
Sean and Dice begin to struggle?
Third brand of Eggnog
The contest continues
:25- 1st Tap Out: 14 competitors to go
Some of the contestants are having trouble
:29- The shot comes too fast for one contestant and we have the first puke
Maneuvering a contestant to the pail (Mid Hour)
:32- 2nd and 3rd Tap Outs
:37- 4th Tap Out and 2nd Puke
Badlands: Worst puke ever
Tippy Tom comes back into studio and leaves again
:42- Taps Out and pukes for affect; dueling pukes
:43- Another Tap Out and more barfing
The entertainment value of this year's contest
Tips from Badlands
Puked in his
truck
:48- Someone boots
The remaining contestants talk smack; rapping
:51- Speed rounds start
Comment
Pat bombs over and over
The barf smell hits Anthony
Sonny Forelli
from the bathroom: contestants puking
Continuing the speed rounds
Some struggling among the remaining contestants
Pictures on Anthony's MySpace
Fourth Hour
Badlands farts
Roots for Pat
Pat can do it!
More farts and the contest continues
Pat's
representing the O&A Army
The stench in the room
Daddy loving
Denise sprays some Lysol and the contest goes on
Mispronunciations
The phones all encourage Pat
Denise describes what she hears
New records are reached
Puking ensues
A winner is declared; more throwing up
Denise can't take it
Time to play Make Bill Puke?
Kudos to Pat and Badlands Booker
Ingested calories and fat; prizes and who gets what
Saying goodbye to the runner up
Prizes for the Runner Up
Applause for Pat
"But Pat,
he's the champ!"
Talking with Badlands
Who Officially
"Hungry and Focused 2" at Badlands Booker or IOFCE ; Badlands Booker's MySpace
Extra prize for Badlands from Denise?
Crippled Joe:
What Pat is like
Badlands has to dump
The closeness of the contest; new puke sounds
From the
bathroom: Badlands, Tippy Tom and Spoon are all dumping
Loving Paul's latest AOTM
Assaulting
WABC's Bill Evans
Guys from "A Christmas Story" are outside the studio; Big Kev tells us who they are
Jet Blue
Landing: Canted, w/ Patrice Oneal
Mid Hour
Zack Ward; Ian Petrella; Scott Schwartz, the "A Christmas Story" guys, enter the studio: getting together
No residuals and no money
Introducing themselves and their characters; ages they were and ages played
Scott Schwartz porn career; working with Dice and at the Comedy Store
Working in porn
Question
Working with someone
Enjoys Scott
and his Affleck jokes
Ian Petrella: Maskapital
Pittman High School showing the movie w/ a Q&A
Scott go to
Bridgeport HS?
Live Read: Jagermeister Music Tour
Tom Jones
Porn story: razor burn
Tippy Tom enters the studio more inebriated than before
Tom meets the stars
Tom strips
Anthony makes a reference and crashes
Shout out
Pittman HS tomorrow and Sat from 2-6 in Pittman, Jersey and Simply Awesome in Pottstown, PA
Stuff to bring to for Zack Ward to sign
Jimmy is going back to LA, but see him at the Tower theater in Philly on New Year's, tickets on sale Dec. 10th
Tom feels disrespected and sings
