Rich Vos introduces himself with a crashRundown for Monday, December 05, 2005
First Hour
Clips
The Eggnog Contest: Winner and possibly a new record
TV Face transplant woman
Rich Vos introduces himself with a crash
Wacky costumes for the press
Bonnie McFarlane's opinion of Opie's pants
Howard's faggy picture
Howard's house
and getting beat up on "60 Minutes"
Introducing Vos and Bonnie
Howard: getting
punched by a black kid
Vos: black pool
The addicting world of MySpace: Anthony and Jimmy's friend count and propaganda war
MySpace: trannies; fake Opie got Vos
Eggnog puke clips
Steve enters the studio to the ringing of his phone, again and again
Bear Hunting in NJ
The Gay Bear Convention and "Dice the Bear"
Steve: Chris (Hummercash) will have the Eggnog video up for PC and iPod shortly (here's the pics)
Rich is on iTunes; O&A are on Audibles
Explains the
gay bears
Ventriloquism w/ oral sex
Up next: Movie talk
"Wholesome Family Entertainment"
Jimmy at the Tower Theater in Philly w/ Vos and Colin Quinn. Tickets on sale Dec 10 at Ticketmaster
Costumed photo shoot? No, billboard at MSG
Vos and Bonnie at the Miami Improv Dec 8-11 and at Caroline's Dec 20 & 21
Super fans
[Some spoilers] Anthony saw the worst movie ever: The Constant Gardener
Walk the Line; Ice Harvest & Must Love Dogs [Spoilers]
Kong and the Harry Potter movies; War of the Worlds
Rich's 1990 standup; Rich takes off his teeth
Second Hour
Rich's teeth
The Eggnog Drinking Contest and Tippy Tom's proposition on Friday
Pat from Moonachie: Lost the contest, but holds the record
Awkward
dinner
Pat looks like
Frosty the Snowman
How is Pat not
the winner?
Pat's dog and cats
Pat's daddy
Did Pat
swallow?
The losing Puke
from Friday
Dad, Father and
Pops
Pam wasn't
listening
Pat needs to see his father
Black athletes
Contestant:
double puking
Rich's teeth pop out
The Chowder Eating Contest became the Eating Puke Contest
Patty's
toenails were in the Chowder
Guy who won
never went to New Orleans
Maybe find that show on OAVirus
MySpace
Debbie was in Anthony's Top 8
Hottest girls on MySpace
Debbie's stats
Tissue Time w/Debbie
John is willing
Lost John and Debbie
Chowder Eating Contest (scroll down)
Money Snatch Game is coming back for the Holidays; how the game is played
Vos and Anthony's 70s hair; Vos loses his teeth again
What's going on today on the show
Cancer commercials
Francine
learns not to bring up "The Chappelle Show"
Third Hour
Man breaks into
apartment and tries on lingerie
Sit com moment for the face transplant
Face transplant
woman
Didn't work on
Nip/Tuck so can't work in real life
Snap-ons
Mom won't let
Debbie do Tissue Time
How you know Rich is done talking; Rich's teeth
Another sit com
moment
Snap-on face
guy
How the guy got
the keys
Debbie: family
full of brain tumors
Clear answer on Tissue Time w/ Debbie
Terri wants to
do it
Comments
Wants to talk
to Terri
Tissue Time w/Terri begins with Chris (Mid Hour)
Sounded like
Bea Arthur
Tissue Time
w/ Terri Schiavo
Wants to hear
Tissue Time w/Tippy Tom
Lots of bits to come
Tissue Time on Saturday
Tissue Time
w/Michelle
New name for Michelle?
Explaining it
to the dullards who don't get it
Michelle knows what was wrong with Terri's call
Jay wants to
participate
Lots from
"doesn't get the bit" guy
Tissue Time w/Michelle and Jay
Rave reviews for Michelle; few pointers
Who to tell about this fantastic bit
Tissue Time w/ Michelle and Bob...er Mike
Rich's fantasy
"O&A
Party Rock"
Song by Ghost Machine called "Headstone"
Michelle is
still on the line: Saturday show
New name for Michelle is Beth
Fourth Hour-ish
Clip is played and celebrity is not guessed
Stephanie wants
to talk w/ Michelle
Stephanie gets a new name too
Tissue Time w/Beth and Allison
Rave reviews; spread the word
Jerking it more than once a day
Girl loves the
bit
Why hasn't
anyone done it before?
Setup
Puke Remix
Loves Tissue
Time; found Sidewalk Fishing on a scab site
Copyrights; Rich's bumper stickers and t-shirts are coming
Setup
William Shatner
on Denis Leary's Christmas Special on Comedy Central
When to play Vos doing standup
Bonnie was in "Social Studies" w/ Adam Ferrara; Bonnie's money and where it went
"Free" radio
Mid Hour
"Radio, you
shouldn't have to pay for it"; bunch of "free" radio commercials
How ridiculous and inaccurate the commercials are
"Spread the
Virus" by Khemystri
Harry gets yelled at
Vos and Bonnie's plugs: sticker stop at the Miami Improv
Shaun enters the studio: applying for an internship in a suit
Poker
Live Read:
BoDog.net
Tips for interning
Plugs; Patrice Oneal for the rest of the week, Rich's standup from 1990 on Wednesday
