Patrice Oneal is in studio todayRundown for Tuesday, December 06, 2007
First Hour
Clips
Patrice Oneal is in studio today
Asian Bird Flu
Comment
"Where Are They Now?" for diseases
Credible news back in the day
Legionnaires
disease killed 16
AIDS and disease fear
The Future: transporters and live forever pills
End of the world fear
Stupid spending with a credit card as a kid
Mid Hour
Patrice's work and being unrecognizable
Up next: the storm
"Ramone, Give Me Your Sleeve"
Patrice is loved in DC and has no idea how to respond
w/Amy
Anthony's cleaning crew and guns; fireplace people and his paranoia
Second Hour-ish
Anthony's home defense
Shotgun but not
a vacuum?
The girl's weapon
Opie: lots to do today
Mucinex
Puke Remix
Angry Baby
or Joe Pesci, w/ Bob Kelly
Patrice has nothing to promote; not good at making money
Mid Hour
Snow storms
Snow storm non-story
Than: what they're really saying
4 wheel drive isn't good enough
Ruler check
Not that bad
Describing the video
Storms and music for them
"Let it
Snow" w/commentary
"really not that bad", "not that bad"
Its nothing new
Few inches
No, it was barely an inch
"My hair was wet!"
"Not that bad" is news?
Reporter makes an awful joke
Has nothing
The Today Show:
Howard is the first "Shock Jock in Space"
ATTACK!!!
Howard blames
the FCC for 10 years of bad radio
O&A's past 10 years; how is it a good deal for Sirius?
Are people
just waking up after being asked "which way is norf?"
Getting mugged and waking up for Christmas
"Which way
is norf?"
New "which way is norf?" jokes
Up next: Bear Hunt audio
Setup
Third Hour
Denis Leary's
opening monologue from his Christmas Special on Comedy Central
Outside the studio: Comedian w/Tourette's
Josh and Shar:
opening for Bon Jovi tonight
The typical band shot
Shar the bass player
Josh's phone sucks
Opening for Bon Jovi in Pittsburgh thanks to some contest
What kind of music they play
Husbands/Wives in bands
What the songs are about
"Saturate" by Kairos
Reviews
I laughed I
cried....
http://www.kairosband.com/; www.myspace.com/Kairos7
Patrice gives best wishes to the drummer
Shar's look; saying goodbye (end of call)
Originality and music today
The Cranberries,
the white love story theme music
Mid Hour-ish
Rolling Stones' list of annoying songs/guilty pleasures
Wang Chung
Safety Dance
What's left to do on the show today
Patrice sidetracked the show
Loved Tissue
Time
Billy Joel
out of Rehab
Opie took a pic wearing Patrice's jacket
Bear Hunt in Jersey: aren't there too many people?
Top of the Food Chain
The ones living
on bear property are the ones against it
Killed a bear
Patrice doesn't agree w/ bear killing
Pavlov's bear;
bear meat
Aliens
Bear Hunt (Fourth Hour)
Patrice's idea for culling the population
Bear Hunt
Hunting and the cow holocaust for meat
Hunter's Harassment Law
How many cows killed in 1998 for beef
Live Read: Jagermeister Music Tour
Projected
total number of mammals and birds raised and killed in the US this year
Fish
"Coffee Diva"
Tissue Time: need ladies for the start of tomorrow's show to talk dirty
Anthony: Waking up at 4:50 to piss this morning
Louis Centanni, the comic with Tourette's enters the studio: his children's book, "Little Twitching Timmy, the Turtle w/Tourette's"
Tourette's Syndrome
What Louis does to calm the Tourette's
Timing how long he can go without ticking
Racial slur ticks
Bill Burr
look-alike
Betting on how long Louis won't tick for
Mid Hour
Was on Leno's "Stupid Human Tricks" for his loose skin
Taking more bet; starts the clock; stopped for talking
Starting over; dead air while we wait for a tick; debating who won
One more time; how long Louis went that time was exactly the middle
Louis twitches and ticks while the guys in studio make some serious bets
Last bet's winner is announced
What are you
doing?
Call him "Twitchels", dubbed so by Nicole Ritchie
Tissue Time for Twitchels?
The kind of dirty talk Louis likes
Get Louis Centanni's book: "Little Twitching Timmy, the Turtle w/Tourette's"
Louis starts his act and is interrupted; starts again
Safety worries interrupt
Louis continues, clips
Book on tape?
Twitching, buzzing and ticking
Sleeping with Tourette's
Dice with Tourette's
Louis: Story about Nicole Ritchie
Twitching ticking and laughter
Plugs for Louis: get his book at the above websites or call (888) 232 4444
