Rundown for Wednesday, December 07, 2005

First Hour

Clips

The AOTM contests are officially over: why they are done

The Star Ledger's report

How O&A feel and speculation on what could  happen

Good luck, Bro

Saw the AOTM: didn't have the air horn near the reporter's ear

Tried to stress the rules

Louis the Tourette's comic was great

The bad timing of it all

The Plan

Suspensions

Comment

Mid Hour

Stupid business to cancel O&A

Patrice tries to rally O&A, but can't

Analogies

The AOTM were becoming done anyway

Opie receives some news and they set up for a 40 minute or so break

Your Mom's Box

Louis Centanni, the comic with Tourette's from yesterday Videos Here (Second Hour)

"Tourette's Whorehouse"

 

 

:23- come back from break and tells what's what and where O&A stand

  Bravo Sierra; don't insult our intelligence

Its not fake 

What E Lo said and the end of the "Assault on the Media"

Mid Hour

Analogies

Previous firings O&A have been through

1010 WINS: Latest on the air horn/Anthony Johnson incident

Moving on: Tissue Time Michelle's picture

Call Jimmy

The Jimmy calls O&A received; translation

O&A still rent thanks to things like today

Patrice's plan for O&A's "next time"; 

Faulting Patrice's plan (Third Hour)

Jimmy

E Lo in the parking lot unscrewing a door

MyFi to E Lo?

The Latest O&A Bit

The O&A Nanny

Anthony's poker game last night

Spontaneous Live Reads!

Cell phone sucks: throw pies

Last sponsor

Patrice and Jimmy or Jimmy and Patrice?

What the Patrice Show would sound like

Comment

What its like

Playing "Can You Top This"

Request a reset

Telling those just tuning in what went on this morning (end of call)

Still not feeling 100% safe; phone calls will be taken after the show and relayed to the audience tomorrow

Patrice gets up and gets ragged

Elmo: O&A shirts 80% off! 

Get O&A shirts here

Elmo's shirts from before the WNEW firing

Patrice needs to pee

Steve enters the studio: Tissue Time with Susan next

stickers balls promo

Rich Vos at the Miami Improv Dec 7-11

 

 

Just got XM in Canada

Canada (Mid Hour), Canadians and their anthem 

Wild Susan

Describing Tissue Time; looking at Susan's picture

Getting the guy, Ben, set up

How much spunk can Susan gather?

:38- Tissue Time with Susan begins

Sounded like Jeff Spicoli

Deposit 25 cents for the next 3 minutes

Thought Michelle was better

Shared that with her husband

Susan is hanging out

Holy shit: typed cum 

Back to Susan for her plug: deciphering the noise heard

Patrice asks Susan about black guys

Susan beats Michelle

Susan's plug: Naughty Butt Nice

" Show Us Your Boobies"

 

 

Vos was supposed to come in today but he totaled his Mercedes

How do you come up with such amazing ideas like Tissue Time?

How they got the idea

Michelle: missed Susan

Liked Michelle better

Did he make a joke?

Rich Vos: the accident (Fourth Hour)

Rich's life that flashed before his eyes

The car; Rich's teeth

Injuries

Rich will take pictures and send them (end of call)

Sounds like calling out of work

Back to Michelle: choosing the guy

Michigan trucker gets nixed

Tennessee man doesn't make the cut

Michelle: at home and naked

Guy panics and hangs up

Setup

Steve's latest: "Tippy Tom Sings the Hits!"

Calls for Tissue Time crashed the phones

Live screening

Live screening: Professor Anthony flubbed

Michael: dispute over whether or not to use him

:16- Tissue Time with Michelle

Disturbing exchange

Leo Laporte (and Patrick), the Tech Guy hosts enter the studio: Hasidic Rapper outside the studio

Tits sell

Podcasts

"Screensavers"

"The Tech Of"

Military Tech

The new Blackberry; best phone/tech to watch TV

Mid Hour

Regis and technology; Leo will be on tomorrow

Kelly and her husband are tech savvy

Mac vs. PC

New game, "Fear"; "Silent Hill"; scary games

The IT guys and computers

Darren's Boot Nuke to erase everything; True Crypt to make an invisible hard drive for plausible deniability

How to destroy a hard drive

Good to buy: TVs, but not Plasma, probably not LCDs either

The way to go: Projectors

Pros and cons of hi-def; BOSE

Console games trying to be computers; patches

Patrice's conspiracy theory

Console vs. PC gaming

Best Cell phones; non-flip phones

Spy phone

Patrice asks for something good and sneaky and fun

Bootleg movies

Going to the movies

Thanks all around

Patrice in tomorrow and Friday

This Week in Tech; tomorrow on Regis

Just in case: Your Mom's Box