Rundown for Monday, December 12, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Conversations with Patrice Oneal

Opie: Last week means nothing; David Lee Roth and demo tapes

Radio and Anthony's driving in segment from Friday

Doing a radio show and David Lee Roth

Doug Stanhope: lives in Bisbee, Arizona

Being up all night and on mushrooms

"Girls Gone Wild" 

Bating.org and the legalities

Anthony said "CD" instead of "DVD"

Nitpicky crack heads

Bisbee, Arizona

Doug Stanhope and www.myspace.com/dougstanhope

Friends on MySpace

Mid Hour

Marketing whirlwind that is MySpace

Doug's fear/hatred of NY (end of call)

Listening celebrities?

White Noise and credits; the hated call to Cablevision

Unfunny joke

Really getting a kick out of the caller's flop

Was in The Exterminator

Looking for his credit

Bigger than Doug? Call up!

Caller loves NY (end of call)

The Exterminator

Wants to do Tissue Time

On her way to work; hot

Trying to get a guy: sounds like White Noise

Chick's phone sucks, will call back (end of call)

Wacky News Alerts; Department Store Santa's

New News Teases later today; Anthony's Def-Con

Wacky Underwater Santa

Christmas Gimmick's: upside down Christmas Trees

Back to: Underwater Santa

Santa has no material

Tease: Home Invasion in Anthony's neighborhood

"Ding! Fries are Done"

"Drill Diva"

See O&A at J&R Music World at 23 Park Row in Lower Manhattan at 12:30 this Wednesday, Dec. 14th

Anthony was pulled over on Friday: pulling over

Patrice's dickness to cops(Second Hour)

The Keith Card

PBA cards

Home Invasion in Great Neck

Jimmy's "get off the phone" trick

Anthony's invasion preparedness

The Anthony's Home Invasion Game

1 in the front, 2 in the back

Magazines read by Anthony and Patrice

Black magazine:  Momma jokes; white guy voice

Black magazine: Smooth R&B/Soul Quiz

Baby Monitor

Black magazine: Book reviews

Ethnic names

Black magazine: Bathing Apes sneakers

Bad oxymoron joke

New pronunciations for pajamas and Target

Bathing Apes

Isn't Anthony afraid he'd shoot his girlfriend?

Mission Impossible: Noisy as a motherfucker

Who is being invaded

Interpret "Boo Got Shot"?

Black spokesperson offends Patrice

"Boo Got Shot"

Patrice: Nobody understands that!

"Boo Got Shot Translation"

One person does not make the whole race; white/black bums

Ambulance call

"UPS"

Call from Fargo

Loving Fargo

Caller: Don't forget Gangsta Fag! (end of call)

"Have a Herky Jerky Christmas" by Brother Joe

"Smack My Bitch Up" remix by Dru Boogie

Wed, Dec 14 after the show: Meet O&A at J&R Music World

Buddy left him Tissue Time w/Michelle and now he's hooked on O&A

That's Spreading the Virus

Caller: very laid back and not a blight on white people (end of call)

What that guy sounds like

Turned a Howard listener onto O&A

Indian caller

Tangent: Indian Robert from Optimum Online

Caller: new car w/XM and now hooked

The Caller's accent (end of call)

Disturbed in studio tomorrow

News Tease: Santa's helpers more interested in cash than kids

Line cutting in the black community; Opie getting cut in line; waiting for no man

Gangsta Fag yo!

Setup

"He Wants It" by Gangsta Fag

Shocking

Wiping off on kids' toys is too much

Not that bad

Nothing like listening and getting walked in on

Second Hour

"Closet" by Gangsta Fag; paused for comments a few times

Song to anger Eminem

The Gangsta Fag meeting

"Run from the Faggots"

Bill Kirkland from Ohio can't take it

The Bush states can't take the fag

Back to: "Run from the Faggots"

Getting beat up by a Fag

Gangsta night at the gay bar

The DL

Rapists/fags

Comment

Marcellus Wallace getting raped in Pulp Fiction

Opie reads the question

Funny shit

Mid Hour

Funny? Frightening!

Suck a dick or... game; jail ideas to stop rape

Shocking!

Fag rap

Opie reads the comment: Tissue Time

Thanks to Joe Rogan for Gangsta Fag

Suggestion

Andrew "Dice" Gay

What if Gangsta Fag had arms like Tookie?

Dice Gay rhymes and such

Live Read: BoDog.net

NY, w/Patrice

Patrice is coming to Philly and Houston in January

O&A will be at J&R Music World across from City Hall on Wednesday after the show

Boston Strangler: Million Pest March outside the K Rock studios this Friday

200 confirmed Pests will be there at 10am: get in touch with BS, BAM or Doug on WB

This is a peaceful demonstration people!

Invited into the studio (end of call)

King Kong: tearful ending (Fourth Hour); money making movies

Why Patrice won't be seeing Kong

Big Kev: you'll regret not seeing this movie in the theater

Blend of violence/love

Analogy

Screening in Clifton, NJ at the Clifton Commons at Midnight

Patrice still isn't sure he can take seeing Kong

Kev's plug

Jack Black

Narnia; cut out spider scene

Review of King Kong from the 30s

Stop lying Anthony, you were there

Kev's Midnight Movie premiere of Kong at the Clifton Commons in NJ

All-time box office numbers

Only one part of one movie made Anthony choke up

Gangsta Fag rhymes

Guesses and the fess up

Titanic

Gone With the Wind w/Groucho?

Never admit that!; faggot; faggot

Crying movies

Scene from Platoon

Titanic crying scene

Saving Private Ryan and "Band of Brothers"

Mid Hour

Anthony's impression mists up the room

What makes Patrice cry

Jerry Maguire?

Milo & Otis

Princess Bride?

Braveheart

The Color Purple; Amistad

Crying movies

The Champ

Crying movies

Rudy

Brian's Song

Forrest Gump

What gets to Opie about Rudy

More scenes to cry to

Moving on from the fagginess of today's show

5 year old girl who feels no pain

Awful gets more awful

New Super Villain

No pain, but has a sense of touch

Removing body parts

Take the fingers and save the eye

Patrice's ideas

Grow up to be the anal porn queen

Should've been more doctor involvement

Chester's Liver goes there

Can't feel the urge to pee either

Like that after every Saturday night

Comment

Boxing gloves and hockey helmets

Say ow from Patrice's butt plug?

Bond Villain

Upside down lampshade around the neck like a dog

Layer Cake

First time listening since WNEW

When Anthony stopped watching Bond