for xmas, activate it before they unwrap it so they can use it right awayRundown for Tuesday, December 13, 2005
First Hour
The Plague that is O&A
If you're getting someone
for xmas, activate it before they unwrap it so they can use it right away
Morning to Patrice Oneal
Commercials on regular radio
Patrice for 4th
seat
This is a
long commercial
Activation responsibility
Andrew Dice Gay
rules
Alas, yesterday doesn't count
Cruises and the siren song of the sea
Face actor
The guy killed
on the cruise
Too sketchy for a suicide
Once you're in the water, you're done
GPS badges
Disappearing Cruise Ship Patrons
The thoughts leading up to the Heave-Ho
Mid Hour-ish
Audio of missing people
Disappearing Cruise Ship Patrons
How to off your loved one unnoticed
Throw her off
before or after the beach?
Anthony continues to laugh at Patrice's joke
Trained to find
people in the water, but its useless
Ocean depths
Marianas
Trench?
Professor Anthony
Keeps saying
"sailing under International Flags"
Average ocean depths and the Trench; exploring the depths
Open Water
Opie thought it was "good...alright"
Anthony: Size and scope of the Earth
"Survivorman" on the Outdoor Life Network
Coming Up: Steve is shivering; cover of the NY Post, "Bad Santa"; News Teases
Stay Tuned for THE SECRET
O&A have a secret
Lizardman outside the studio: what he was on
Lizardman's appearances on TV
Where did it start?; living your art
Most painful part?
Penis piercing; Lizardman's gal
Eyebrows? Who does that? Eyelids?
Second Hour
Denis the Lion Man; not as spiritual
Split tongue
Blockhead talent
Performing
Lizard Juice
What Lizard Juice is
"Show Your Tits For Jesus"
Lizardman sets up for his act, which will be on Opie and Anthony and Foundry later
Sticking things up and through his nose and into his head
Where it goes
Hook right through his head
Scissor fun
Power Drill skull fuck
Old Lizardman
Snorting a condom and flossing
Act not being performed here: darts to the body
Exposing his chest and back
Patrice makes an observation
Not an entire body of scales; tattoos
Pulling Patrice with his earlobes
Pulling shit and pushing himself to his limits
What he doesn't like to do
Hanging from Meat Hooks
Not a "trick"
No more Fire
Girl who can't feel pain
How Lizardman's parent's react
One more nose stunt
Cost of the tats?; who does them
Scorch: The
Naked Militia and their Christmas Party
Format
You can stick a finger through his nose
Jan 4-Feb 23 on the Jagermeister Music Tour
www.myspace.com/nakedmilitia has promos
The Naked
Militia's intro
3rd week in January: coming to XM?
Would you let Ron Jeremy Violate You?
Feels for Meals and Money Snatch
Would you let
Ron Jeremy violate you?
Sam the Intern (NotSam.com)
Going live with Scorch and Paulie in Syracuse
Lack of nakedness in The Naked Militia
Lizardman's affection for Scorch
Terrestrial radio and having no Program Director
Need to blow off music and be a talk show!
Sam's blackness
Curses
Scorch went to commercials
Sam's black high school girlfriend and ethnicity
Saying goodbye to Scorch, Paulie and The Naked Militia (end of call)
Patrice nails it
Thanking the Lizardman
Last stunt: writing with his nose
Jagermeister Music Tour w/ Disturbed and Dope: Jager.com and Disturbed1.com
Emcee's and is sponsored by the Jagermeister Music Tour
Secret coming next
Soup Nazi
Headlines
Thoughts on Lizardman
Tease: The Santa tease Anthony brought up yesterday
Calling all Pests!!
Third Hour
The Secret is Revealed: Free Lunch at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square- on Howard!
Spread the word
to the homeless and downtrodden
Half a Hulk Face MySpace
Feels like a
kid again with his decoder ring
"I
invented the soup kitchen"
Alert the Media: FMQB; ALL ACCESS; RR; INSIDE RADIO; JOHN MINNELLI; David Hinckley doesn't care
Help the homeless get a free lunch
Dugout Doug: Firing rumor
WOW Sticker Stop from K Rock to Sirius
Thanks to http://www.njscreenprinting.com/
Signup with BS, BAM or Doug: send them a PM
How to dress for your free lunch tomorrow (end of call)
Opie leaves Anthony and Patrice rudderless
Empty CD case
What that announcement did
Yesterday's Mall Santa story news tease
Answer to the tease
What do you expect??
"Ho Ho... No Photo"
Not the girl in the booth's fault
Price of pictures
Hating everyone in the story
"That's the way we stay in business"
Now its a business??
Comment
Love for Tookie
Mom complained and got a free picture
Order of hatred
Danny describes the mother and kid
Rest of the clip
New order of hatred
If you bitch, its free!
What bitch
gets her pic for free and still goes to the media; probably suing
Christmas shopping and gifts
Patrice's gift fish
Gifts to not give Patrice; Anthony's favorite present (from me, oh yeah, I rule)
Opie's leavings for the homeless
Flowers for Patrice
What would cost
more?
Patrice is more normal than before believe it or not
Patrice's love
"Nutcracker Suite"
O&A Show
Remix
Patrice doesn't like to run around to perform
Howard is giving out free lunch at the Hard Rock on Friday in Times Square
The Pests; fucking with Howard
Caught the
Virus in Canada
First rule of
Pest Club...
Fourth Hour
Pal Talk; getting in with the Pests
O&A will be at J&R Music World at 23 Park Row across from City Hall; giveaways
Has the Virus
at work
Brokeback Mountain and Oscars; Setup
David Spade's
interview of Jake Gyllenhaal
Opie smells bit
:08 Andrew Dice Gay
Better names for the "gay cowboy" movie
"Audio" from Brokeback Mountain *wink wink*
Starring Imus
and his Fag Cowboy Hat?
Quick Imus
"Audio" from Brokeback Mountain
Speculation about being on the set
Movie names
"Audio" from Brokeback Mountain
Scene from Brokeback
Mountain
New scene
Movie name
The plot of Brokeback Mountain
Heath Ledger
talks about doing gay love scenes
Interruption: Manly voice; what it sounded like on set
Bunch of queers
Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal
Heath Ledger
interview from the beginning
Gay love scenes
Disturbed will be in TOMORROW at 9am thanks to a mix up
Mid Hour
Brokeback Mountain
acclaim
No Oscar for Jake
NY Post: Bad
Santa; 'Slay' Bells Ringing
Moving on: Anthony needs references for a Pistol license
If you live in Nassau County, contact Anthony here or here
Bad Santa pic on the Front Page of the Post
866 FU
LINE 1
Steve's shakes and robe this morning
Setup
Norwegian singer
stage dives badly
Setup
Revenge against
campus thief
Slap video Anthony likes
Setup
Whiny kid gets
his car towed
Live Read: Game Fly; friendly teasing from Opie
Thanks to Patrice who will be back tomorrow too
