Rundown for Friday, December 16, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Patrice is in studio today

The excitement going on outside the studio and the building

The Transit Strike that ended last night; Roger Toussaint's accent

Roger Toussaint; strike/no strike

Band of Bothers

Patrice's story

No Filter Paul enters the studio: Making a coffin; blame Chester's Ashes (Paul leaves)

People interrupting Howard

What Forensics say the interruption was

Opie saw Kong yesterday

The action scenes are worth seeing

Yelling "O&A" but Artie did come up

Being honest

Getting Denise in

Kong question

Denise enters the studio: The coffin

Chester's Ashes and No Filter Paul enter: the coffin (all leave)

"Tippy Tom Regurgitates"

Andrew Dice Gay

 

Please don't ban me but...

Anthony's bans

The people outside check in

Likened to Custer's people and the English Redcoats

Picture frame w/popsicle sticks

Patrice have a CD or website?

Patrice Oneal

Ring once if I'm banned...

Warning

Hand print in plaster

Hand Turkey

Bill who?

Bill Burr is a busy man

O&A mentioned everywhere

XM/ Bob Dylan joke on Leno

"Brian Wilson" wearing an "Eat a Bullet.com" t-shirt; happy birthday Jimmy Norton; much love from Imus

Pests have made it to the first check point

Club Soda Kenny: The O&A fans are holding their own so far

Howard's appearance in Union Square

Caller: At the checkpoint (end of calls)

Like cows to slaughter

Erik doesn't feel well

Erik witnessed a hit and run this morning

Big A and Twitchels will do the news

Al Jorgensen's Tall Tale

 

Second Hour

Just looking to bother Howard

Danny: Pests still getting into range

Much love for Patrice

Jimmy's new pics on his MySpace

  Update: Can see some bimbo on the stage

Update: Getting pushed around

Dedicate too much to Howard

Update: 6 of us got through with signs and middle fingers

Reservoir Dogs

Getting Twitchels into studio

Cowhead is outside the studio

Twitchels enters: pretty calm

Red Bulls?

Lou's Tourette's

Update: Dummy calls the cops assholes

"Good luck, bros"

Homeless Shopping Spree at the Palisade's Mall in Nyack on Dec. 20th from 3-7pm LIVE BROADCAST; Bill Burr and Rich Vos will be at the Mall helping

Steve enters the studio: Newest trends in Porno; good or bad?

Twitchels is drinking a Red Bull

The Loudest Orgasm Ever

Setup

Alicia Class (?): Loud unusual female orgasm

Clip of Tom Sizemore

Your Mom's Box?

Flashing?

Was she good?

Patrice answers

Parachuting Pests

Mid Hour

Got a divorce for Christmas

Circumstances

Why O&A aren't happier for her (end of call)

What's going on: Twitchels is loading up on caffeine and ready to rock

Long time listener of both shows

Patrice's story

Patrice/Quint Jaws references

Sign language to get the Intel

Danny: Interesting advertisements above the trains

Jaws reference

Kenny: lots of heart

Twitchels and Big A doing the News last time and up next

"Virgin Mary" sung by Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo 

Sue Johansson's Hermann Munster voice

 

Gavin enters the studio: dressed well

Dugout Doug: quality not quantity

Go to the ESPN Zone if you can't get into the Hard Rock (end of call)

Where Doug is

Gavin loves the Big A

Twitchel's caffeine intake

Second Hour

Cowhead enters the studio: Got fired

Paul from outside KRock: chanting "Whip'em Out" and "O&A" (end of call)

Randal, winner of "The Apprentice": what he'll be doing for Trump

Patrice: Randal's color

Opie's gal loves the Randal

Randal's credits

Setup

Last night's Finale

Randal's analogy

'Them'; black people on "The Apprentice"

Russians

Randal: on no sleep

Support for "The Apprentice"

Saying goodbye to Randal (end of call)

Twitchels is going full blast

Taking bets; deciding how to take the bets

BAM: outside K Rock making a bother; "Jingle Ball" chant

Stern's daughter's play

Twitchels tries not to twitch

Who won and exchanging money

Which Tourette's ticks Louis can and can't do

Taking bets for High Stakes Tourette's

Damien Fahey enters the studio: U2 concert

Louis "Twitchels" Centanni and his Tourette's

Taking bets

Mid Hour

Bets taken in offices everywhere

More people get in on the betting

Twitchels surprises everyone

Who won and restructuring the betting

Taking new bets and learning the variants

Twitchels does his thing and a winner is chosen

How the new rules affected Twitchels

Big A enters the studio: plans for the weekend

Shocking Twitchels

Update from the rally

Talking with Damien

Updates: making an impact

Big A and Twitchels doing the News next

Bear Hunt

 

 

Ron enters the studio: Saw all the Pests getting pushed around

Ron: Not like the Howard of old

Twitchels

"The Apprentice" winner

Ron & Fez killed yesterday

O&A always getting in trouble

Paulie; Earl needs to rule with an iron fist

Earl enters the studio: The Reckoning

The pandemonium on R&F

Saying bye to Ron

Twitchels makes interesting noises and buzzes like crazy

Fourth Hour

Big A's downfall

Twitchels Centanni and Big A begin, restart, re-restart and get to the News

O&A signs were ALL OVER the Howard feed

Updates

Damien Fahey says goodbye; plug: Doing the New Year's Countdown this year

Last night's Conan O'Brien guest

"O&A"

 

Lots of shit going on today

Great shows this week

Shit himself

Kicked ass on Yahoo

Gratuitous use of "st" words

Drugging and betting on Twitchels and Big A

Big A and his job, or lack thereof

Big A's MySpace

No live O&A next Friday

Live Read: BoDog.net

Setup

Mid Hour

Twitchels is contagious; Tourette's through the ages

Jimmy Stewart Tech Support from Matt Besser of the Upright Citizens Brigade

"Ramone, Fetch Me The Nail Gun"

 

Thanks to Patrice who is invited back when Jimmy is here next week

Plugs: Jan 12, 13 and 15 at Caroline's on Broadway and Helium in Philly Jan 25-29

Twitchels

Kenny: Frenchy's problem

Kenny vs. Frenchy

Marc's birthday party and brother

Patrice's story

Spreading the Virus

Update

MafiaLife.com people enter the studio: were at the rally

Anthony's reply on MySpace

Honorary KKK

www.mafialife.com people leave the studio

WDIL: Red Bull gives you brrrrrinnnnng!

Black listeners are underground thanks to the Pests

WDIL: Two Red Bulls and a cup of coffee lost Tourette's Bet.com; doesn't have a lot of money

Paul is back: how it went

Looking good Patrice

WDIL: Pepe LePew is a shit dick!; Humpty Hump won "The Apprentice", adios eyebrows!

Patrice: Jan 12, 13 and 15 at Caroline's on Broadway and Helium in Philly Jan 25-29

Twitchels: www.comedycabaret.com  Jan 7

Thanks to everyone

Big A's MySpace

Jimmy will be back next week