Rundown for Friday

Rundown for Friday, July 15, 2005

First Hour

Clips; new clips

Celebrities who won't be on the show

Old Dirty is supposed to come in today; Andrew will be doing the News

Run-in with Bruce Kelly yesterday; Bruce's cock; Jimmy's hog pictures

New Harry Potter Book

***SPOILERS*** Doesn't start out very well; Harry Potter's latest story ***SPOILERS***

Ideas for the lines at the book stores

July's "Assault on the Media" Contest: Vote for your favorite!

Jimmy: Wedding Crashers in the paper; Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson

Harry Potter book

Big star? Call in!

Big Kev is at the Comic Con in San Diego today; Andrew

Jessica Simpson

Richard Cheese, big star!: "Shit Dick" is a smash hit; the show at the Bowery Ballroom went well (end of call)

No way Jimmy's orange is an orange; Sam's fault

Howard was bashing O&A yesterday

What Howard was talking about yesterday

"Shit Dick" by Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine

The Yankees

Anthony won the Mega Million Computer Lottery Draw!

Day Late for the Bit Guy

Fuck the Yankees

The Sikhs and the MTA

Andrew enters the studio: Cab being robbed; strangest thing to happen in his cab

Andrew's Equipment Manager job; getting to know Andrew

Second Hour

Stroller Saves Baby in Supermarket Collapse

Sam interrupts; how many injured?

Rehnquist: Not Going to Quit

Cameron Diaz's naked pictures

Its the "st" that gets him

Brad Pitt Hospitalized

News ticker or...?

Woods Leads British Open by One Stroke

Tongue Twister: Steve reads, then Anthony; Andrew takes a whack

Joke

Tongue twister

Str not so much of a problem?

Medical Examiners Office; interrupted for jokes

Baby talk, baby talk!

Back to Big A's last story for this hour: Man Dies after Sex with a Horse

Andrew enjoys Karaoke; some songs for Karaoke

Suggestions for Andrew to sing; no more info on the Horse Fucker story

Choosing a song for Big A; Anthony reads the Horse Fucker story

There needs to be a road show; setting up the song

"(I've Had) The Time of My Life" by two mentally challenged persons

"O&A Party Rock"

Its Friday!; Spread the Virus!; Andrew's working on his Karaoke outside the studio

Jimmy needs advice, begins ragging Ben

Opie interrupts: wants the guy from "Murderball" on the show (trailer)

Back to Jimmy's problem: Dust won't come out of the cracks; Professor Anthony comments

Use a waterpik

Speculation on what that would do; what Jimmy wants to do to the guy

Wet vac attachment

Anthony: oops! story from his HVAC days

Bombed joke

New Character bombs

Andrew practicing?; Aruba

Jimmy is going to see a play

Listening in on Andrew practicing

Moving on: News Teases and Fear Mongering

Kids... pools; hidden dangers

News fear

Sounds kind of legit

Ticking time bomb... toxic cloud!; replay

Hatred

Listening in on Big A

(Somewhere in here is the start of the) Third Hour

Replay of the time bomb tease; cigarettes and soda

Scare Tactic of the Day

Have to hang with your kids at the Mall?

Hatred; Hawk and dumps

Protecting your skin can mean breaking the law??

Info on the soda warning label

Breaking the law

More info on the Mall and sun block stories

What do you expect?

News teases that get your hopes up; Jimmy jokes

Make it home alive!; replay

Continue the "Assaults on the Media"

"90 lb. lead hat"- greatest line ever!

Warning on soda and all the sex offenders next door

How ridiculous!!; replay of the tease; incredulousness; replay

Sex Offender Ghetto

Schindler's List lines

Already have that...

Daily Show's fear teases; the Odeon in Cleveland

Block party at...

Replay of the sex offender tease

Thinks he knows where it is

Its in Wilmington

Will get to the bottom of this story; Andrew will soon be karaoke-ing

"Special Ed" by Stephen Lynch

"Guess Who's Back"

Getting ready for Andrew