Rundown for Monday, July 18, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Howard's fake radio this morning

Howard from this morning

Live shot; auditions as a new character

Same bit 

Only ones reporting it as real

"We're so good"

***SPOILER The Harry Potter spoilers "Assault on the Media"; special event for the kids SPOILER***

Scooby-Doo 

The Flintstones 

Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Doo 

Comment

Flintstones stars

***SPOILER Nick in Dallas: Harry Potter "AotM"; replay SPOILER***

Scooby-Doo

Ben at the Boston game 

Mid Hour

Ben and Opie at a Mets game

Ben at the Red Sox game

Al Leiter picked up by the Yankees

Ben's hog

National "AotM"

Kissing?

"AotM" at the Speedway

Who is in the lead for July's "Assault" contest? Vote now!

Man Commits Suicide After Spoiler

Jimmy's hatred for Owen Wilson; the Team America uncut sex scene

Owen Wilson kicked out of school as a kid; Page Six's blind item

***SPOILER Stop it! SPOILER***

***SPOILER Nick in Dallas: Harry Potter "AotM" SPOILER***

"D&D" by Stephen Lynch and Mark Teich

Bob Kelly's knee breaking audio

 

 

Tiger Woods Won the British Open

Tiger, sex and golf (Second Hour)

Harry Potter's sales

Erik is dressing for success

Ben's hog is so big...

Drew Carey's big dick jokes

Where the audio comes from and reviews

Katie Couric's interview of JK Rowling

Queen Latifah 

Katie Couric's outfit

Old ladies: makeup and hair

Tomorrow is Jimmy's birthday; coffee order; R&F speculation; muffin cake orders

Starbucks; Opie's bomb of a joke spawns more bombs

Katie's interview

Harry Potter references 

Dugout Doug from Wackbag mars his good name (guess that run is over, eh Dougy?)

Katie's interview

What a muggle is

Back to the exclusive interview

Wishes for Katie; pinned death

Mid Hour

What a muggle really is

People pissed for the spoilers

Back to Katie

Hoo hoo? Tell 'em Fred?

Pappy's swinging version of "Insects"

Mud-blood

Rip off

Jimmy and Anthony get their muffin cakes

Is that Anthony or Howard Hughes

 

 

Frenchie coming in today; Big Kev's Comic Con audio

Big Kev: Comic Con's IDs for O&A

Newlywed Game on "The Today Show"

Celebrities that listen to the show

Exclusive interview with Sean Penn; Spicoli lines

Samuel L. Jackson: Pulp Fiction lines

Cameron Diaz with Justin Timberlake

Jackie Chan from China

Another big celebrity calls from NY

Best Jimmy plug EVER!

Tom Cruise is not alone....

Adrian Brody listens to

Pretty easily stumped celeb

Bad phone

Pat Battle lines from WNEW

Botox

Jimmy's descriptions of his pussy preference

Owen Wilson corrects the paper

Pat Battle/A Clockwork Orange

Jimmy's love for that line

Howard's Commercial

Third Hour

Eddie from WNEW

 

 

Definitions for some Harry Potter terms

"AotM" during the Newlywed Game 

Jimmy changes a phrase for a joke; ripping apart Big Kev

Chamber of Secrets definition

Katie interviews JK Rowling

The Boys revisit the story of the man killed after fucking a horse: the real story

Saw the "AotM"

Shoot the horse?

Horse Gag

Interviewing the real Quint 

The Bestiality Farm

Tries to correct Anthony

Bestiality charges

Need to break before for Kev's interviews; the celebs

"O&A Party Rock"

 

 

The O&A Show: who does this?

Big Kev's celebrity IDs

Aaron McGruder 

Who?

Charisma Carpenter

Clive Barker

Don Levine

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Spongebob, Part 1&2

Erin Gray 

Hal Sparks

Kev's ring tone

Ren and Stimpy

The booker

Priscilla Barnes

Richard Hatch

Stan Lee's ID and interview

The levels

Thomas Jane 

Teasing Kev

Wilmer Valderrama

Big Kev is firmly ensconced in the Barrel

Wilmer's interview

Fourth Hour

El Muerto comments

Small consolation for Kev; booking guests for the show

Wang Chung

 

 

#1 Movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; Jimmy as a Yankee fan

Daily News: Best of 2005

March of the Penguins (talking to someone who isn't there, wink wink)

The Penguins: reviews and jokes

Question for Professor Anthony

Saw March of the Penguins

Other reviews and top grossing movies; Jimmy's penguin movie

Quacking Penguins Jimmy?

Anthony's favorite documentary subject, Hitler: horrific images vs. sensual ones; the Jessica Simpson video

Images

Mid Hour

Penguin noises?

The Dan Band plays "Total Eclipse of the Heart" while The Boys watch the Jessica Simpson video

Jessica Simpson

Making of creepiness

Correcting Jimmy

Joke

"Hogan Knows Best"

Pat Battle/Caddyshack

"Coffee Diva"

 

 

Frenchie enters the studio: waning popularity

Star Wars Galaxies

Comment

Opie does an impression of Charles Kuralt

Penguin noises

We leave you with sounds of poop...

1-866 FU LINE 1

 

 

Frenchie's new restaurant with his brother

Henri and Frenchie argue

Who wins

Jimmy gets another call; Jimmy's doctors appointments

Jimmy receives more calls; who got Jimmy

WDIL: better to give than to receive; what the show is

Jimmy likes a Wackbagger

WDIL: face down, ass up; penguins sound like Andrew

Danny's Line of the Day about Andrew; impersonating Andrew

Henri calls back

Frenchie and Henri show each other the love

WDIL: Harvey Electronics; a muggle is what you leave on her back; Ben hides the good guests in the Chamber of Secrets

Thanks all around

WDIL: jeep jeep jeep to Drew Carey's Dick Jokes

Frenchie's last words