Rundown for Tuesday

Rundown for Tuesday, July 19, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Happy Birthday Jimmy!!: going to Ozzfest after the show today

Jack-FM

Henchman: Oldies alive and well

Today: Mother losing her mind; Andrew; Clayton's "Assault" of Matt and Katie; a dozen new pics on Rate My Wow; alligator on LI; launch postponed; hot teacher abused students

The hot teacher's picture and story

Starting off with a hot teacher

Guests on O&A; offered guests; Louie Anderson

Tomorrow's guest: Lazlow

Teased for his voice

"Time to Change" by the Brady Bunch, w/ clips

Mid Hour

Hi-jacking guests

20 minutes, 1st robe joke; robe joke

Crutches

Lazlow's show opener; replay; Blog Bit

Production pieces; hi-jacking guests

Pat Battle

First big celebrity next

Jimmy's doctors

Local celebrity; Ben's hog is so big...

Times for the standard jokes

Stress test questions; Ben's hog is so big...

Waiting time at a doctor

Listening in on...

New clip needs more

Talking; clearing the phone lines

Ridiculous paperwork story

Cock sock doc story

Cock sock

"Suck My Fucking Cock!"

Erik and Reality Shows

Second Hour

What sounds better for the new clip?

Only the Bible Outsells Harry

Says Norton's in studio at 9am

Hi-jacking

TV Edits: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Pat Battle/The Shining

The Penis Puppeteers

Jimmy's bomb

TV Edits: Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Original; edit

Original; edit; replays to find out what he said

Original; edit

Dumping on commercial radio

Apple cake order

The Birthday Boy and Pat Battle

Hi-jacking guests

"Gregg and Tony Show"

"Shelter Me" by Dru Boogie featuring Gray Wolf

Mid Hour

Back to Norton and Friends!

Tom Arnold is in NY

Jimmy is pissed

Birthdays

General William Westmoreland Passed Away

"Longer" and "finger"

Tet Offensive

Professor Anthony: Tet Offensive

Tribute band concert is on hold for Brother Joe

Opie's start in radio

Ozzy tribute; replay

Believer, Ozzy tribute: "I Don't Know"

Reviews

Looks just like Ozzy

Jimmy sucks... no, you suck

Question for Jimmy

Believer's lead singer picture

Got nothing; Opie's talk jinxed it all

Village Person Busted

Good Morning America has nothing too!

Back to the Village People story

Sing-a-long

All the news in under a minute!

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson getting married again

Third Hour

More entertainment news later; setup

Pat Battle

Jimmy has to leave early

What about the Little League story?

Erik talks back

Mom losing it on her son next

Line up for the original Village People

Erik; break the glass bit?

3 Block Radius of Sex Offenders

Bestiality stories; why perv stories are always about men; truth?

Sexually Abused Dog Finds Home

Swedish Animal Abuse on the Rise

Carlos Mencia was just on Howard

Highly disappointing; true friends

Opie hung up on him

Banged Up might have the sex farm's location

Cleaned the sheath?

Anthony answers

Monsters (in Florida?) doing "AotM"

Howard's legit argument that has become parody

Definitely was on Howard; were talking about ripping off, hoo hoo; Howar'd hypocrisy

Mid Hour

Fired for pig fucking

Jimmy's back with a bang; sharing the disappointing news and the list of "dead to the show" comics

Joe Rogan

"AotM" rip off joke

Jimmy's plug for

Video for the horse fucking

How to fuck a horse

Jimmy's birthday plug

Free ticket giveaway

Pat Battle/Full Metal Jacket for Jimmy's b-day

Anthony teases a news story about credit cards

Nathaniel presents "Bombs and Flubs" up next; blazing hot in studio

Jimmy's Dentist Visit

Happy Birthday Jimmy

Anthony starts the credit card story; Jimmy's black card and ass

Describing the horse video

Rich Vos: wishes Jimmy Happy Birthday (end of call)

Jimmy might call in after he leaves

Mom loses it on son

Opie sticks up for the Mom; Anthony's Mom

Opie's flub; last time Mom hit Anthony

Fourth Hour

Back to the Mom

Why Anthony can't sympathize

More of Mom yelling with comments from The Boys

Can't relate to this attitude; Anthony: threat of the belt

Sounds like Mrs. Crabtree

Disciplining his child

Screaming Mom

Ideas for the Mother

It continues

How it started

"Always and Forever" with commentary and the screaming mother

Clean it up for TV; joke

More to the audio- Danny will get it

Beat with a ball; son of a bitch? Agrees

The Dad/Son dynamic; smacking girls

Anthony: smacked by Dad

Father/Son competition

Never underestimate old man strength; wake up to Xmas music

Ex-wife is in same situation, how he solved it; why you can't hit them

Step child? The mother wants his money?

Cop sanctioned beatings

Mother screams and the neighbor gets in on it

The Neighbor

Mid Hour

Screaming and attitude

Comments on the entire scenario

Comment

Mother threatened suicide

Anthony's Mom's cleaning thing

Call back

Wise-guy trauma

Parents left it all up to the kid

Super cleaner; "maybe I'll just die"; "I'm going to kick you...."

Anthony's Mom's creative language

(I couldn't understand this guy with his awful phone)

Clean freak rubbed off?

70s vacuums

What's coming up next and tomorrow

Top Stolen Cars

Mayor Mumbles Menino

Left us all hanging

Credit Card Companies Raising Rates

WDIL: 70s vacuums; bdays are one day closer to the dirt nap and O&A can take nothing and make shit; crazy lady audio saved the show

Dean from Tom's River enters the studio: wants to hand out flyers for O&A in Times Square

Why Dean feels the need to do this; Dean's flyers

O&A Earth Day