Rundown for Wednesday, July 20, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Lazlow in today, also Carlos Mencia

Barry Williams, aka Greg Brady's, divorce

Danny commits a successful "Assault on the Media" 

Danny receives his congratulations

 

From the WB11 Newsroom

Get your stickers!; Rate My WOW

Opie's dehydration issue; cold medicine

Phone cuts out

Stealing "Assault on the Media"

The Shining lines

Stolen "AotM"

Orlando's thievery 

Info on Big O and Duke in Atlanta

Back to Orlando: "can't rip me off"

The attack is ordered; replay; clips and replays

Jim Phillips rips off O&A almost word for word

Mid Hour

Top Priority: Relentless attack is called for wtks's Jim Phillips

To quote KevSlider on Wackbag

"Jim Phillips
www.wtks.com
1-888-978-1041
3-7 eastern time FUCKING ATTACK PEOPLE"

Commenting on the audio

Carlos Mencia enters the studio: gets a description of the "AotM" rip off 

WB11 in NY doing the story on the man hiding in the outhouse

Horse fucking story

Cold Pizza's Kat from WWF

Nigger vs. nigga

Comedy Central; offensiveness and lawyers

Man in tank of outhouse story

Pictures of the guy; better ways to get a ring

Holding on to a wedding ring; getting into shit for a ring

The emails sent by the Pests to Carlos

Second Hour

The Pests

Friend lost his finger

Got the idea from Schindler's List

Ben's Raw Ass: Jimmy?; called the number but fucked up a little

Dugout Doug: The Monsters and Carlos; got on with the Monsters

Carlos and Jimmy talk comedy; saying goodbye to Carlos

"Its Whip'em Out Wednesday"

Paesano of Mulberry Street

 

 

Monster's email subscription; leave Mencia alone

Border Judge: What else the Phile steals

"Banana Phone" by Raffi

Clint from Wackbag: Monsters aren't worried about O&A in O Town

O Town roughness

The group "O Town"

Jimmy talks about Opie

Monster's are reversing the attack; "O&A have 4 listeners"

Mid Hour

Counting how many Bombs and Flubs in the new installation

Tangent: Nathaniel's nickname; Sam's heritage

Clips of similar Sam's; Dru's opinion

Failed "Assault"

"One shade of Black" NBA player

Ben: why Mike's "Assault" failed

Mike: why he couldn't "Assault"

Dean from yesterday

Pat Battle; oops

Setup

Dean doesn't get his photos

Dean in Steve's studio

Pat Battle

 

Band in Jersey: "Pat Battle"

Pat Battle

Dean: On the street, explaining show

Dean's craziness

Wants to promote the show today

Third Hour (somewhere around here)

Danny: pissed at the listener's Pat Battle/Pulp Fiction audio

The New Paid Employees' version of Pat Battle/Pulp Fiction

Ideas for the Promote the Show Day

Ben: Monster's want to fight Opie

The waiter/waitress thing at the Brooklyn Diner

Jimmy's matinee this afternoon; inviting Steve

Mash Up: "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles to GNR's "Paradise City"

 

 

Rave reviews for the Mash Up; loves the Promote the Show Day idea; rating shades of Black

Lazlow and Dru Boogie are in today

Anthony's Dell disaster is coming to an end: recap; tricks Anthony resorted to

Lazlow's similar experience; Laz and Anth commiserate

Dru Boogie's latest remix

Props to Dru (mix) and Danny (guitar riff)

Lazlow's boys; Opie's niece

Assignment America: Email Steve with audio of your kids cursing

Calling Anthony out

Anthony responds rather mildly; Lazlow's emails

Lazlow's show intro

The trouble Lazlow caused

Blog Bit

More trouble Lazlow got into

Anthony reads from the Infinity rulebook and everyone comments on the ridiculousness

Steve's "Assignment America" stinger

Assignment America! Creatively cursing children!

***SPOILER Harry Potter being spoiled in Canada SPOILER***

Howard Did It All

 

 

Amanda lets her kid curse

Assignment America!

About Steve and Lazlow

Praise for Lazlow... and Steve

Fourth Hour

The latest anti-GTA craze; commercials against Hillary

Jimmy got Harry

Anthony: Nathaniel, the Go-Getter

Erik's been gone all day

Describing Flubs and Bombs; more categories?

Li'l Jimmy's flub

Request from the listeners for the "Bombs and Flubs" bit; Jimmy obliges

FLUB: Anthony

FLUB: Jimmy

FLUB: Anthony

Comments

FLUB: Jimmy

FLUB: Jimmy

FLUB: Opie

FLUB: Jimmy

Anthony's visual flub

FLUB: Jimmy and Jimmy again

Why the flubs came first

BOMB: Anthony

New bit for Nathaniel; Opie wasn't listening

BOMB: Jay Mohr

BOMB: Jimmy

BOMB: Jimmy... and then Anthony... its a little confusing

Nathaniel tries to explain

BOMB: Jimmy with Anthony right behind

Jimmy ends the bit

"Its Whip'em Out Wednesday"

 

 

Mid Hour

The Anthony and Lazlow Show?

Jimmy's perfect birthday at Ozzfest yesterday

Question for Lazlow

Tech talk with Lazlow: iPods and iRiver; eJamming

No more chat rooms in Australia

Speed downloads: one movie in 6 minutes

Shared cable networks

Anthony: Optimum Online commercial; new search engine problem

Lazlow: Phones

Bit

Tech specs

From the Prep Sheet: Tease, Patients reached hacked message center

Lazlow: Remote Breast Check machine; Robot fetish

Woman Admits Having Sex with Both of her Sons

UN looking to take over the Internet

China

Lazlow's response

Don't forget: Assignment America! Creatively cursing kids

ATTACK!!! 888 978 1041, wtks's Jim Phillips on from 3 to 7pm

Thanks all around

Lazlow's production for next time; trip to Alaska