Opie's one
week transformationRundown for Wednesday, July 27, 2005
First Hour
Praise for the new opener
Clips
Spread the Virus; levels and mic technique
The Machinist w/ Christian Bale; Murderball (today's guest)
March of the Penguins: more than you ever thought to wonder about Penguins
Opie's one
week transformation
Predators and penguins
Penguin joke
"Good
Times" Marathon this past weekend
"Good Times" was more awful than remembered
David Duke
checks in
Episodes of "Good Times"
"Opie had
the hots for Florida" from WNEW, w/ Stephen Lynch and Mark Teich
"Black
Girls" by Stephen Lynch
"
Remix" by Dru Boogie
Just played
that Lynch song before the show
The Space Shuttle
hit a bird
New Camera
Cell phone cameras; disposable video camera
Loss of a tile
Tiles
Unknown piece of
debris
Its okay, it didn't hit the orbiter
Talking to the
shuttle
Second Hour
Groundhog's
Day clip for the shuttle
Awful songs from Mission Control
Mark Zupan,
star of Murderball
Limited release will be increased soon
Describing the movie
How Mark wound up in a wheelchair; QuadFather
Mark's injury; how he got into Rugby
Wheelchair basketball; Amputee-in-a-box
Sex-lives among the Murderball stars caught on tape
The Para-Olympics
Insensitive morons
Keith, the Motocross Guy
Opening in more theaters (end of call)
First question a man thinks; speculation
Bill Burr's outside the studio- helped interview at Ozzfest yesterday
Paul Provenza, director of The Aristocrats in studio at 10am
Jimmy went to the after-party; Steve is hungover
Bill Burr in studio
has an announcement
soon
Mid Hour
Steve blew up the bathroom
Jimmy, Steve and
Bill's Ozzfest experience
Backstage problems
Pete, the
O&A/Ramone fan
Steve and the fans
Bill's interview
of a fan
Bill Burr's website
Shaking hands in the heat; audio worth playing?
Steve interviews
O&A's fans
Sweating
Erik's eating
habits
Steve climbs
into the barrel
Setup
Jimmy's
interview of Zakk Wylde
Jimmy's hatred for his own voice
Question
Describing Ramone; "Ramone, Clean This Up"
Zakk loves homo humor
Jimmy's question
is played over and over
Poor Nervous Norton
The answer
Why Jimmy talks so fast
Who Jimmy
sounds like
Jimmy or Rain
Man?
People are
Saying: He's just scared
The now infamous
Dress Question
The interviews
Third Hour
Jimmy gives thanks
Whacky radio:
fake moaning for Def Leppard tickets on the Half-Assed Morning Show
More interviews after the break
The /Napster deal
Hotline? Earl
"It's
Whip'em Out Wednesday"
Kudos to the
wacky radio caller
Perfect execution
Bill has to leave to tape a sitcom
Anthony's reality show guilty pleasure, "Hell's Kitchen"; "American Chopper"
Gordon Ramsey of "Hell's Kitchen" coming in on Monday
Saw Bill Burr's
show in Baltimore
Performing while some cunts have a party; audience responsibility
Comedians that are actually "dangerous" and "edgy" hacks; saying ripoffs
Erik comes up with
some info and winds up crushed under the bus
Severely drunk
O&A fan does an impression, makes some jokes, says some shit
WOW shot in the pictures; (Rate My WOW) awful Hooters girls
Bill's interview
Not exactly the expected attitude
Mid Hour
Interview
continues: Bill can't get anything going
Most un-rock rock band; children's names
Band does a PSA
Bill's interview
of the band "Shadows Fall"; PSA
Bill interviews
the lead singer, Peter Iris from "In Flames"
PSA from Peter
Setup
Drown the Clown
gets dunked
Drown the Clown
berates a woman
AAHH, ahahahhaha!
More berating
Can't perform on
demand
Berating a man
Howard Has
Done It All
Bill's Plugs: Nashville August 10-13, Labor Day weekend at Caroline's Sept 1-4
Bill's excellent CD, HBO special coming out August 16th and PSAs
Brand New
"AOTM" by Zamboni from Wackbag
The "Assault on the Media" contest is still on
Watching and describing the tape, find it on Opie and Anthony later
Fourth Hour
Zamboni (aka
Tim from Springfield, MA) talks about his "AOTM"
Jimmy enjoys some mailed in food
Bill needs to leave for his wacky sitcom; catch phrases mean everything; "and as"
Plugs: Bill Burr playing at Zanies in Nashville (Bill leaves)
Tim
from Springfield's "AOTM" (look for it on Opie
and Anthony later)
Perfect!!
Paul Provenza enters the studio: discussing the last time Paul saw the boys
The Aristocrats, the movie and the joke
Being banned and unrated; the list of comedians
Rita Rudner; keeping it interesting
Bob Saget; Jay Marshall
Talking about the movie/joke
Cartman
performs the Aristocrats joke
Reactions to the movie
The Aristocrats is mistaken for The AristoCats
The rating; Radar Magazine has a blow by blow of the movie
Opie wants to go tonight; its just language
9/11 humor: good or bad?
Interrupted: Opie can't see it until Friday
Reading from the list in Radar Magazine
See the movie, preferably not at an AMC theater
Secrets
More from the list; where Paul Provenza has been around the world; Kuwait
Paul: Flying from the United Arab Emirates to London during the bombings
7
Words You Can't Say in Kindergarten
Live Read: Game Fly
The
Aristocrats premiers July 29th
Anal Blood listing from Radar Magazine
Future guests and a story to hear
