Rundown for Thursday, July 28, 2005

First Hour

Lazlow's opener; the latest "AOTM" by Tim in Springfield

Professor Anthony recites how many days in each month

Problems with the Shuttle?

Talking about the situation and the space missions

Duct Tape

Jimmy's Saturn doesn't work: cars and breaking down

Bigfoot footage

Anthony, Jimmy and the caller argue about the moon landing

Jimmy's gay

In awe; "Master Blasters" on SciFi

Mid Hour

E Lo wasn't busy working yesterday; Satellite radio is often talked about on Allan's board

After the Break: E Lo; Watermelon contest; Wife wants back pay; Grandma sues Rockstar; more audio from Ozzfest; Jimmy wants to wish someone death

Anthony's Home Defense System, w/ Adam Ferrara

Charlotte Church booby pictures

New info on the cruise overboard guy? MURDER!

Mother of the astronaut doesn't know anything

Mothers and the trades they make you learn

Still doesn't know anything

The Mother? Or Sol?

Eric Logan: Location Check

E Lo was so busy "working" yesterday

Announcement: Deal with Napster (end of call)

Second Hour

Jimmy and Opie gloat; Announcement about 202 on Monday

Problem with the Harry Potter spoiling 

***SPOILER Harry Potter being spoiled SPOILER***

"Smack My Bitch Up/Sandy Kane" remix

Setup to the Ozzfest audio

Skin cancer PSA

Domestic violence PSA

Special needs kids PSA

Anyone blow off Jimmy?

Drown the Clown's laugh

Jada Pinkett Smith

Paying to play Ozzfest

Jada's music

Will Smith's changed lyrics

Not right

$70 for 2 t-shirts

Merchandising; union pros and cons

Anthony and Jimmy argue and discuss with a caller

Mid Hour

Interruption:  Clayton's "Assault on the Media"

Back to Norton and the caller's discussion; question (end of call)

Continuing the discussion

A moment of silence

Otto&George are coming in today; Grandma suing GTA next

Jimmy's "dress" interview of Zakk Wylde, w/ Bill Burr

Laugh-a-palooza article pisses off Jimmy

Greg Giraldo

Jimmy's interviews

Jimmy interviews Bill Ward

Humble gentleman

Question

Ward's humble, self effacing attitude

Setup

Jimmy's homo-erotic question; Bill Ward's answer

Maybe just the question?

Jimmy drools and Bill Ward rules

Where did the load go?

People are Saying: Jim-my Norton... SHITDICK!

Complementing the set list

Jimmy points out a gem

Third Hour-ish

Interruption: Clayton returns from his "AOTM" and describes the journey

Back to Jimmy's Bill Ward interview: Messing up and moving on

Will you play with me?

Would you go back and fix any song?

Jimmy's eagerness; replay

Sounds like Chris Farley

Interviewing your idol and listening to them

Comment

"1974"

"Open minded"

Jimmy will probably get his chance

Honesty

Met his idol

Reminds him of The Incredibles

More interviews tomorrow

Jimmy's interview, cont'd

Rave review

Meeting up again

Not playing "Into the Void"

He's just as crazy

Answer

Absolutely crying

5 when it came out!

Can't say anything

Opie's line to Peter Jennings; nobody has anything to say

Jimmy's hatred for a piss ant who wrote an article on Ozzfest

Question for Jimmy

Mid Hour

Met an idol

Article on Ozzfest in The Post by Dan Aquilante

Arguing opinions with Jimmy

Dan Aquilante debate with the caller, Jimmy and Ben

Jimmy gets Calmo Comedian'd

Jimmy left early

Opie reads Dan Aquilante's older Ozzfest review

Calling out Jimmy

Otto&George are outside

The Iron Sheik background

Derrick gets mad at Erik and Steve backs him up; getting to the bottom of Erik's "organization"

Opie's OCD; Erik's organization according to Opie's thoughts

Iron Sheik liner

1 866 FU LINE 1

Fourth Hour

's earnings report: will have over 6 million subscribers by the end of the year

Stocks

Dugout Doug: Party at the Fat Black Pussy Cat in NYC tonight for Donkey Sausage's birthday

Otto&George are in studio: says hi to all and Big Kev

Otto's anti-socialness and non-mainstreaming

Otto's part in The Aristocrats; predictions for the movie; filthiest teller?

Andy Dick might be in tomorrow

Jimmy's invite becomes O&A's guest; enters to do the Arian News

Interviewing Big Ass Member before getting to the News

Shit dicks

Mic technique needs improvement

Watermelon Eating Contest

BAM's heritage confounds

Hate Crimes

Racist Jew

Crash him

This guy's a piece of shit

BAM's solution to the problem

Sexual Assaults

Comment

Racist against the racist

Mid Hour

Jewish man doesn't like BAM

Can't be from Elizabeth

Not a tough guy

  Man arrested for rape

Talking with BAM; Master Po enters the studio

Aaron gets put in his place by Po

Smashing Steve

Reviewing Aaron's segment

Travis's new job, TravisTV (anyone want to make a little picture for this segment? I can't think of anything good): Love in Action

What Love in Action does

Curing gay

Curing gay

How to get off the gay

Inclusion

The religious angle

Cured man

Guardrails

Engaged in behavior they don't want to be engaged in

Cold turkey?

Faith won't allow it

Should a person be forced into the program?

Thanking Otto

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