Rundown for Thursday, November 03, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Opie promises the Drilldo

The Rockettes are on strike

Danny's failed Assaults on the Media

's Country Music deal

Useless newspaper guys

Finishing up the Country Music article

Opie's brother is in studio: Wordy Gurdy and other games in the paper

Wordy Gurdy: Baby Sinker

Wordy Gurdy: African American Truck Driver

Mid Hour

Wordy Gurdy: Hurl a Midget

No Filter Paul: didn't win

Cringe Humor show at the Laugh Factory on 42nd Street: Jimmy, Colin, Vos and Bonnie, maybe Than

Info on Cringe Humor 212 586 7829 ext. 1 (end of call)

Wordy Gurdy: Low T-Cell Count Norton

Erik guesses and falls into the barrel

Wordy Gurdy: Kicking a female in the groin; Bug on Patrice Oneal; what you're doing right now sucks

WG: Bulimic Stalker Patti

WG: Chest Log

The NY Post's Front Page: Meet the Puggle; WG: Hug a Puggle; hybrid dogs

Not Chick Kick!

Spgook

Afericans

Blatinos

Post's Pg. 3: Rosa Parks

Bad joke

Stupid headlines in the papers

"Weird, But True" in the paper

Lindsay Lohan pic in yesterday's paper

Newspaper tricks

Setup

Drilldo

"Stop ruining the show Erik!"

 

 

 

Intense!

Assholes! Dicks!

Caller: Funniest ever (end of call)

Tangent: Use your fake name; Cock Hog; Liddy makes an appearance

Great name, bad call

What goes on in Tennessee

Other people hearing the Drilldo bit

Opie: Clue #2 for the Speculation (Wackbag's speculation thread)

Additions to the Fucko List and Opie's words

Anthony has a new gun, the Wilson M4T Tactical 

The logistics of getting a gun/carry license

Iambic pentameter

Dumps: Jimmy's dump pics and videos; Anthony's (Mid Hour)

Coming Up: New Doug Forester ad

Green Poopies

"The Opie and Anthony Show"

 

 

"Brian Wilson" on Imus

Santana on the Today Show

Steve's shirt and Santana's thievery 

Worst speculation ever

Ban ban ban ban ban

Santana

Rob Thomas and Santana's "Smooth"

Doug Forester

Ad

The ad race

Anti-Doug Forester ad

Discussion

Legalize marijuana candidate

NJ Weed Man

John Corzine's ad

Discussion (Third Hour)

Today's guests: The gang from Co-Ed Magazine 

Setup

Co-Ed mag's interview of O&A

Things Wicky needs to be working on and things O&A want to do

Elmo: Assault on the Today Show; crookery

Feels for Meals

Than: What the Today Show sign said

The Money Snatch

Scorch: The Naked Militia, pizza and burgers

Now on Rock 105 The Dog

Talking to some Oompa Loompas

Simulcasting in Syracuse

Steve from Yellowstone: Oompas get in a plug; Ramone!

Scorch signs off (end of calls)

"Steve's" lines

Sunday's marathon

Mid Hour

Attention Whore Marathoner

Scorch: cursing on the Syracuse airwaves and the Oompa Loompas

Zoe the Marathoner

The Oompas

Question (end of call)

Coming up: Co-ed Mag interview; Jeffrey Ross

Finishing up the interview

Ben fucked up

Vos misspeaks again

Jimmy's plug

 

 

Jeffrey Ross is in studio: Tonight at the Lowe's on 42nd- screening of Jeff's Iraq USO video

Jeff's schooling

Jeff's time in Iraq

Being bumped from the Today Show

If you're going to the Cringe Humor show, you'll be next door and can see Jeff's screening

Jeff's movie, war, politics and the fucked up media

"Off to War" on the Discovery Times Channel

Performing in Iraq

Werewolf in Iraq

Soldiers/Reservists in Iraq

Absolutely true

Fourth Hour

Comment from Jeff

Reservists

Outdoor pool

The pool

"Patriot Act" at the Lowe's on 42nd and 8th

1-866 FU LINE-1

 

 

Why Opie isn't going to the screening

Bob Kelly: sleepy

Phones ringing and werewolves in Iraq (end of call)

Hatred for Bob's call

Opie reads Kevin Federline's words

Werewolf sighting

"Y'all Ain't Ready" by Federline

Thoughts on Kevin Federline's rapping

Steve's phone's ringtone

"Monster Mash" by Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown

Mid Hour

"I'm no Kin to a Monkey"

Prussian Blue

Gotta see the video!

Many clips about Prussian Blue on Primetime Live, w/commentary from The Boys and Jeffrey Ross

Ethnic Cleansing: The Game

Stupid Primetime and the adorable little racists

"Victory Day" by Prussian Blue

"Ethnic Cleansing" commercials

More on this tomorrow

See Jeffrey's movie tonight at 7pm: sneak preview! at the Lowe's on 42nd