Rundown for Monday, November 07, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Monday shows; MSNBC interview today

Bill Burr is in studio: Blackberry vs. Treo vs. the telephone

Using the phone, now and then; Anthony's many phones and chef

Bill's in for the day and then off again to the Patriots/Colts game and L.A.

Sports break

The NYC Marathon yesterday

O&A Banner at the NYC Marathon

Jason and Theresa having sex on the caller's bed in California

Theresa grunts and describes herself; switches positions and barks some more

Pennsylvania Polka knocks them off

Mid Hour

Tornado

Theresa is back: orgasm

Back to the Tornado: no predicting them like a hurricane

Interviewing a tornado survivor

Trailers in Tornado Alley

What the survivor did when she heard the news

White trash products suspected 

Close calls

Bread baker

Man Glued to Toilet, Jay Clark... more later

Ben: Pictures of the pirates 

Cruise Ship Attacked off Somalia

"Hot, Hot, Hot" mocks the poor

Somalian Pirates

BIV: Arrgh me primatees!

Cruises

Today: Glue Story; Controversy on Wackbag; Bill Burr

"Foot thing on my foot!!!" -Jimmy

Radio's armchair quarterbacks

Paris Hilton

The average listener and message board listeners

Second Hour

Anthony's post in this thread

Racists

New prizes for the AOTM contest

Big ASS Member: what the news story was about

The controversy and why it shouldn't matter

No Filter Paul: More on the controversy over the latest assault

Paul and Big ASS Member's Assault on Ch. 7

Love for Paul and BAM

The end of car chases and cuffing perps

All game

All reports could be done from the studio

Geraldo Rivera's new show

Teachers

The Corzine/Forester race heats up: dirtiest campaign ever

Positive Corzine ad

Forester the Flip Flopper (Mid Hour)

Flip Flop Ad

Ad

The family of the candidates get involved

"It was an abortion NJ"

The Godfather on network television

No Filter Paul: How Paul and BAM got directions to the assault

The reporter's comments (end of call)

Assault weapons law in NJ?

  "The Godfather Series" for television

Assault rifle definition

Needing to take a piss break; Opie's acid wash jeans; Anthony cuts out

Shortness of the break

Other Assault weapon definitions

Anthony's guns and swords

Anthony: shot his AR15 at the Range this passed Saturday (pictures and videos here)

Why doesn't the bottomless law expire?

Commenting on the video

"Ridiculous" gun; crazy-packing gun shop owners

Opie's 7 year old nephew's Football game

Anthony: the two 16 year old sharp shooters at the range

Bill's cup as a kid

Third Hour

7 year old soccer team

Football for 7 year olds is hysterical

Bill's childhood exercises

Gym Classes: Presidential Physical Fitness Test; Square Dancing

The innocence of youth

Tara-dise talk coming up, but first:

Man Sues Home Depot for being glued to a toilet seat

Interview with the glued man

The groaning

Bill Murray from Caddy Shack

Being taken from the toilet

Interruption: How can you not acknowledge that??

Opie's cruelty; the meaning of "Get you on the show one day"

The lawsuit against Home Depot

Scumbag lawyers

Its like JonBenet Ramsey

What?

Who wiped his ass?

Gluing story

Another Gluing Story

Mid Hour

Interruption: Last Marathoner crossed the line

More about the gluing story

Juror on the case: describes the case, the gluing and the removal

Moving on: George Carlin, then and now

Interruption: Terri Garr

Time is a bitch

FHM has a pullout of O&A

Terri Garr's movies and nudity

Excepting Podcasts soon and listener vote for the best O&A bit on

Starting the Carlin audio: problem with the CD player is promptly fixed by Opie

Carlin's HBO special

Anthony: Its babbling!

Carlin continues

Bill gives respect

Carlin: words words words

Anthony: keeps going!

Comment

Not funny

Walk outs on Carlin

Read that when he saw it

Ripped off Bill Hicks?

Anti- government rant

Anthony: Not the George Carlin of old, its old George Carlin

Bill can't trash Carlin

Fourth Hour

Anthony prefaces his opinion a little late

Piece of George

Comparing Carlin to AC/DC; Robert Klein's sucktitude

More of George

Trashing comics and Anthony's clothes

Don Imus

TV shirts

Bit of George

Where's the jokes?; the Carlin debate winds down

Anthony mocks Bill

Up next: Tara clips and the new Family Guy episode last night

Aries Spears gets a taste of Opie breaking shit, w/Patrice and Vos

Jimmy's plug: Caroline's on Nov. 23-26

Wishing the show had another hour; Bill's lame town touring

Tara-Dise and flaming wreck TV like "Breaking Bonaduce"

Thoughts on Tara

Tara: Dream

First read?

Tara: Billion dollar idea

Its already out there; radiation

Mid Hour

"Tara" talks about radiation

Tara: Friends

Sincerity?

Tara describes... something

Tara sees nothing

Tara: Will you Marry Me?

Loving hatred for the Tara

Tara: "Is that a submarine.. I mean a glass bottom boat?"

How to be married to that

Tara: The Louvre and the "Sex in the City" places

Anthony: "I don't want her alive"

Tara: babbles

Tara Art

Tara: this round is on her

Tara's commentary on various places

Tara: looking at herself in a tabloid

She was looking for herself

Tara: The Euro Tunnel

A bridge is not a tunnel

Where in the World is Matt Lauer

Tara's stupidity

Suggestion for Tara

Tara in Disney's Epcot

"Glass Water Boat"

Tara: The Red Carpet

Tara's retardedness and Carson Daly's genius

Tara: Partying

Must be grand

Watching a clip of Tara having sex on film

WDIL: Tara sounds like Corky;

Bill Burr is fantastic

Bill Burr: Rascal's Thanksgiving weekend in Mont Claire, NJ

Heading to the Patriots/Colts game, then L.A.

Friendly bashing