Rundown for Tuesday, November 08, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Rich Vos in studio today

France is Burning

Election Day: the races

Which minority for President first?

Prejudices in America

The NYC Mayoral Race and the public smoking ban in NY

Mid Hour-ish

The States have sued and won

The Jersey Governor's Race; McGreevy

Reporting on the Dirtiest Race Ever

Roll of wives in politics

Looking forward to the Concession Speech

Zoe Koplowitz finishes last in the NYC Marathon

Rich Vos: San Francisco at the Punch Line next week

San Fran's gayness

Today's stories: Fake Fireman still on the loose; arrested Cheerleaders

Hanson scheduled to be on the program

Dru Boogie's latest remix (Second Hour)

Has Multiple Sclerosis

MyFi story on Fox from this morning

Fucking idiots

Opie is getting sick

Rich's teeth

Drug addicts and teeth

News that isn't News: Howard's Day Off

Ad for O&A in Rolling Stone Magazine

Bird Flu topping

Diseases we've overcome

How Sauerkraut helps

Stupid cure for AIDS?; drug companies

Its the vinegar

How to contract bird flu

Sauerkraut in the Rolls?

Joke stolen

KFC: Finger Licking Safe!

No Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Bird Flu countries asking for help

Bird Flu and Y2K: All setup with no punch line 

Typical fucking Jew

Deep fried turkey

Cabbage juice

Home remedy of Opie's childhood

Keeping track of Rich's fuck ups

Jock Itch and (Mid Hour) crotch shaving; toilet seats

Cutting corners with shitty products

Vos misspoke

Yambag hair record

Shaving

Shave to look bigger

Opie's throat hurts and needs soothing medicine

Radio reporters

Where Opie may have gotten his sore throat from

Christmas is early this year

Second Hour

Setup

Wacky news reader

Howard Stern ridiculousness

O&A's actual suspensions

Anthony receives a phone call from the body shop while Opie sprays his throat

The problem with Anthony's Cadillac SRX

O&A Billboard on the Jersey Turnpike

Girls saving themselves for marriage

Sex once you're married

Abstinence and religion

Hey Anthony...

I can't get you a door

Happy Birthday

Wife was a virgin almost to marriage

Ass play?

Anthony needs to shit

Car chase

Blue chip is the old Jew color

Anthony's car colors

Periwinkle?

Dayquil

Church made him waste his high school fucking years

Anthony might have to leave

Dr. Steve's phone stinks

Virgin talk next; Anthony flees

Technical Virgin

The Opie and Vos show: Opie's meeting with an enemy

Opie's meeting speculation production

Herve Villachez

Mid Hour

Good ending to the car chase

Tyra's Fat Suit Stunt

Rich's screw ups and IQ tests

Dee Dee: Tyra and the fat suit

"Big boneded"

Online IQ tests

Fat

Fat women in halter tops

First fat woman on Tyra

Abuse as a kid

Hashimoto Disease

Fat Racism

Tyra's lack of a racism problem

The irony of Tyra

Comments

Stokie, not Stogie

Fat < Black

You're a supermodel Tyra!

Being charged for an extra seat on planes

Incredulousness

Fourth Hour

Replay of the 2nd fat guest's experience on the plane: cries

Laughter and airline seats for fatties 

Professor Anthony explains planes

Tyra in a fat suit

So Tyra's a cunt?

Tyra: eating in public

Fatties eating

Dee Dee: has a trainer

Tyra: Mentally exhausting

Stares and crosses to bear

Crying

What Tyra does when the cameras turn off

Dee Dee leaves to do the traffic but will call back tomorrow

Songs for Hashimoto Disease

E Lo's firing communiqués

Saying goodbye to Dee Dee (end of call)

Fat chick kisses Tyra's ass

Fat chicks are expected to be easy

Bravo Sierra

Fat chicks being easy, continued

Easier to bang?

Than: setup to the clips coming up

Dating prejudices from family

Honest chick hung up

Fat chicks and guys vs. fat guys and chicks

Patrice's girlfriend

Mid Hour

"She Gotta Smile" by Stephen Lynch feat. Mark Teich

Howie Mandel's potty training story

Vote for your favorite O&A bit soon

New Ramone for the holidays

Steve enters: the Ramone format

Vos leaves for a phone call

5'11", 300lbs: If you're happy, who cares?

Caller's sex life

Cellulite

Jolly

Vos asks a question and Anthony makes an analogy

The Caller's box

Fag hags?

Asking questions of the caller, who lies through her fucking teeth

Cool fat chick: fat asses

Chick's truck

Saying goodbye to the girls

Fat Girl Eating Contest

Thanking Rich Vos

See Vos at the Punch Line in San Francisco Nov 15-19