Patrice Oneal
is in studioRundown for Wednesday, November 09, 2005
First Hour
Clips
Patrice Oneal
is in studio
"Desperate
Housewives" cast member fired for indecency
Replacing actors in prominent roles
Bloomberg
reelected in NYC
Becky on
"Roseanne"
Corzine beat our
Forester; the Bloomberg/Ferrer race
Conspiracies and the Mother of all Conspiracies: JFK
How'd Bernie
Goetz do?
Ben: Info on Bernie
Recreation in
Australia
Mayor Menino
won again
Boston
Mayor Menino:
"The Bear.... the Barn"; "golden spoon"
Opening up the
Mass Tike polls
Self deprecating
humor from Menino
Hack comedy
mumble mumble
"...purposes"; "homelessness"
Conspiracy
Mumbles Menino
Opening up the
shoulders
Mumbling on the
phone
How is he still in office?
Boston
Strangler: voted for Menino
Cunt-haters in Boston
"Firefighters used as weapons"
"Prostrate
Cancer"
Who ruined it
to make Menino mayor
Sexism and Racism and the towns of Boston
Opie misspoke
Archie Bunker's joke
Pictures Peter
Griffin from "Family Guy"
Remake of Blazing
Saddles
Question
Response: crickets
Laughing at
Menino; mumbling; "dedicate this black.... remember...reminder"
From Southy:
Why he didn't vote for "that bitch"
"remember...reminder"; "skates of the ducks"
16 years
"candidation
or seek"
What he meant to say
"peacefully
way"; total mumbling; "I am alumnus"; mumble mumble;
"minority majority"; "Reagan said"
Who'd beat Menino
"call
911"; "delegration for standing by to us"; "diddly
dunk"; "fries my nose"; Sox talk; did his duty; "I don't
have the intelligence"
No Cunt Vote
Keep Patrice
Second Hour
Third Mic's name will always be Jimmy
"Give her a
Kick..." by Jack Black
Anthony was watching movie trailers last night: King Kong directed by Peter Jackson; movies that do or don't stand up to the expectation of the trailers
Brokeback Mountain w/ Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger
When gay gets uncomfortable
Seems Like
Old Times: Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn
So what's the Alan Alda movie?
Oscar
contender
Same Time, Next Year; Jake's rise to Oscar
Pieces of the
Brokeback Mountain trailer
Manly faggots
Anthony can
relate
Anthony and
Richard in the Treehouse
More info on Richard
Mid Hour
Anthony's doe eyes; attracting a gay man
Setup: upside down Christmas Trees
Good Day in NY:
Dumb banter between the News readers
Catering to middle America
Comedy like the sun and getting comfortable in entertainment
Lewis Black
describing the Voyeur Bus Incident on Imus
The Voyeur Bus
What Imus said
before the TV was turned up
Radio and O&A; go to OA Virus to hear the Voyeur Bus show
What Lewis said
Thoughts on Lewis Black not being on the show live
Get
Your Stickers!; Anthony's entitlement; Opie's sticker sighting got a
listener a t-shirt
Line: 1 866 WOW ME
05
Third Hour
Terrell
Owens
Frightening black people; Survival Face; line into scariness in Harlem
TO's lack of belief in himself; black/white thing?
TO's statement
of apology
Patrice's advice for TO
Agent: TO wants
to play, w/commentary and advice from Patrice
Hear Terrell
laugh
When will TO play again?
Travis: info on TO's status after the suspension
TO being set up
Coming up: Chimp attack victim audio; tonight: "Trading Spouses" Part 2
"Gay Per View"
Howard Did
It All
Jimmy will be back in a week and a half for a week or two; Patrice will be in tomorrow and Friday
Man attacked by chimps; tangent: animal cuteness and seal clubbing
Elephant
hanging
Seal picture before clubbing; chimp picture
Recapping the chimp attack
Back story on
the attack on St. James Davis
Primal instinct
Mauled
Boring!
Very graphic;
interviewing St. James
Who he looks/sounds like
The Tyra Banks
Show: Anorexic Twins
St. James: used
a 2x6
Slow motion
Can't punch
out
Looks like?
St. James:
Surgeries
Asshole surgeries
Fourth Hour
Something to
laugh about
The wife
Bitterness?; Moe
the Chimp
Animals bitch each other up; feeling the man's pain
Steve from
Yellowstone impression
"Enemies
Become Friends"
The big reveal will be on Friday
Show Us Your
Boobies
The Virus is Spreading to Canada and Direct TV; online internationally
911 call from the Tornado in Indiana
Natural disasters and ignorance back in the day; asteroids; racism and geography
Stupid areas to live/build in
Cities on
Indian villages
Indians
Anthony and Patrice debate: White guys vs. Indians; Slavery; entitlement
Patrice: Black people have no closure
What they didn't get to: Tyra Banks and her stuttering show
Background on "Trading Spouses"
"Trading
Spouses": The crazy Christian nut's relationship with her husband
"Trading
Spouses": The crazy Christian nut talks to and hears God
"Trading
Spouses": The crazy Christian nut's reaction to a psychic
The money twist
Than: puking for no reason
WDIL: Reigning
mayor of Boston; Godfather line; Patrice; make Patrice thank you for bringing
his race to this country
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