Rundown for Monday, November 14, 2005
First Hour
Clips
Bill Burr is in studio today
Opie's womanly breakfast; clothing and just trying to keep up; breakfast cereals
CALL: Free prize
Feminine products and cereals
CALL: Easy out
Not a good enough excuse
CALL: Serenity Cereal
FEEDBACK: Work at Stop n Shop and never heard of it
CALL: Might contain estrogen
CALL: Suck dick for breakfast
Pictures online, but Anthony can't find it
CALL: Special K and Strawberry Special K
CALL: Good Fun Cereal
CALL: Periwinkle box?
"I Will Survive" cereal?
Anthony reads a Blog about Good Friends
Gorilla Munch; cereals
CALL: Either eat or talk
CALL: nuts, no nuts
Opie reviews Lean on Me; favorite cereal; Gorilla Munch's demographic
CALL: Slogan for Opie's cereal
CALL: Bill going to Toronto?
FEEDBACK: O&A in today's Philly Inquirer
The picture of Anthony with Opie's cereal
People outside?
CALL: Abercrombie and Fitch on Opie?
Opie's shirt and necklace
O&A's shopping spree: Anthony's wardrobe and shirt; the last promo pic
GET INFECTED: Useless reporters in the papers
Vos & Bonnie: Punch Line in San Francisco Nov. 15-19
BREAK
Thanks to XM for the advertisement
Cleaning out CDs, DVDs and clothing
Retarded Porn; Steve's opinion
More crap to get rid of
CALL: Nathaniel from outside the building
Esteban
Leaving the studio to watch the items disappear: reminder of the items; who looks at/takes what
Second Hour
Taunting the people on the street
Than: Placement of the items
People walking by; taunting and placements of the items
The Dildo finds a home; kids almost ruin it
The DVD gets picked up
Ending the bit (:19 after)
SONG: "I Broke My Knee Man" Remix by Dru Boogie
Jim Norton: Caroline's on Broadway Nov. 23-26
BREAK
All 5 items went; will hone and mold that bit
The angry janitor and 50s insults
CALL: Best bit at XM
Video on Foundry: Sidewalk Fishing
CALL: Howard said he invented Best ofs
TV: Go Lean! commercial
How about reruns?
Mid Hour
CALL: "any of those keys open a door to your dreams?"
Francine is around to do the News
AUDIO: NEWS: Michael Jackson is moving to an island
Jackson's 1/4 of an acre of kid touching land
CALL: Describes the islands
CALL: The sexuality of the men
Cops?
CALL: 104 ft x104 ft = 1/4 acre
Mars: why the cops are around
Ben: who called the cops
Taking a lesson from Superman II
The bullhorn?
CALL: Billy Mac: Sound Device Permit; littering
CALL: Lawyer Kev: Sound Permit; littering?
The Porn on the streets
CALL: Call Howard, he's done it before
CALL: Profanity = Disorderly Conduct; Harassment or Aggravated Harassment
Puking question
Bill Burr's line was the clincher
CALL: Porn problem
This will come back
Francine has a suggestion
CALL: Balls
People who have been arrested for The Show
Parameters for the bit are marked
Cops coming to XM: new rules learned from the show that shan't be talked about
Danny's dildo dropping technique
Third Hour
Opie asks for a good picture of the O&A Billboards for his personal collection
AUDIO: Howard invented Best ofs, from this morning
Negotiations for broadcast shows with Infinity
Howard's replacements; what Infinity should do
AUDIO: What Howard was told about his previous shows to date
Opie makes a brilliant suggestion
AUDIO: "Nobody did best of before I did"
Congrats Howard, you'll have to actually work
Saying Hi to Opie, Anthony and Bill
Killing Francine over her Chappelle Show comment
Francine leaves the studio: disbelief from Bill
Francine with the News; The Tyra Banks Show
E Lo will be stopping by; update on the Enemy
Bill Burr: Rascal's in Montclair, NJ Nov. 23-27
O&A to buy Howard's tapes?
Don't miss the Ron and Fez Show today if you are a fan of theirs
Like Sands Through the HOURGLASS: Bernie and Phyl's in Boston, w/Bob Kelly and Bill Burr
Jimmy's "Lucky Louis" tapings at 3pm and 7pm on Fridays in Hollywood- Call Toni at 323 860 8128 ext. 2214
BREAK
Francine apologizes to Bill and continues to be brutalized
Francine's look today
NEWS: Fence Going Up in India
Francine's airplane knowledge
NEWS: Failed Suicide Bomber
SHAME ON YOU: Daily News: Dressed To Kill; NY Post: Dressed To Kill; NEWSDAY: Change is Good- Free Parking
NEWS: Sex Lives of Your Children
Butt sex with Francine; "Ray Romano" and "Imus" chime in
NEWS: Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
Sexual harassment at Francine's job; Francine's new job and aversion to blowjobs
Celebrity NEWS: Kathleen Turner's Statement on America's obsession with youth
CALL: Guy attempting to get in a shot
Celebrity NEWS: Michael Jackson's Private Island Paradise
Capital of Saudi Arabia?
Caller: Steve missed his shot
Sports NEWS: Terrell Owens
Sports Scores
Francine's Football knowledge; Francine's top notch schooling
Francine brings up the Chappelle Show again
CALL: Steve is still waiting for an oppurtunity
Fourth Hour
Opie: Coming up Next
Caller: Its over, Steve missed his shot completely
"Match Wits with a Half-Wit!" starring Francine and Anthony
Bill Burr at Rascal's in Montclair, NJ Nov. 23, 25-27. Call (973) 243 8080
BREAK
Bill's plug and lonely Thanksgiving
AUDIO: NEWS: Radio Host Kills Wife
SONG: "Always and Forever" plays with the complete audio
CALL: Congrats on Direct TV starting tomorrow
15 million potential listeners on Ch. 827 (end of call)
Changing channels
CALL: Host that killed his wife was arrested on air
What it may have sounded like
The Regular Guys are ripping off the movie trailer bit
AUDIO: 911 call from a 66 year old woman shooting an intruder
AUDIO: Granny talks to the news
Gray area was taken care of nicely
AUDIO: Interviewing Granny: wounded him only
Kill vs. wound
AUDIO: Replay of the 911 call
FEEDBACK: Anthony in a few years; future if you leave the panic room
Bill makes Anthony uncomfortable
AUDIO: 911 Call from a drive thru for a wrong burger
AUDIO: 911 has no car to send
AUDIO: 911 operator is a smart ass (Mid Hour)
Comments on the audio
Listen to R&F today if you're a fan
"Jim Norton's Sensitivity Handbook"
BREAK
Coming Up: Tyra Banks Show audio
Today's Shopping Spree
Short Round of Gay or Not Gay
Fancy Man Socks
I had to cut the rundown short. The last 20 minutes was The Tyra Banks Show's Stuttering Special and WDIL
Bill Burr's plugs
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