Rundown for Wednesday, November 16, 2005
First Hour
(I missed the first few minutes thanks to the buffering of XM's online stream)
FHM girl
FEEDBACK Saying hi to a Direct TV listener
Things to get to: Steroids; bear hunting; Paris Hilton
Bill's HBO Special aired again last night (On Demand also); The Container Store exists
The Photo Shoot yesterday: what the pics are for; what they wore
Interruption: Carrot Top in the latest FHM
Limos and the ride to the photo shoot
CALL Just started a limo company: Gold Coast in Atlanta
CALL Feeling real sympathy
Nothing to do with celebrity
Back to the limo ride
CALL Limos get ripped off
Mid Hour
It was paid for!
Karma
The FHM people are invited in: Carrot Top
How she was chosen for Miss FHM
Bill teases Anthony
What Miss FHM does
The Suit with Miss FHM
Delving into the FHM pictures and the shoot
Publicity; champagne
Previous jobs
Lauren Harris, Miss FHM 2005
Hottest Girl Next Door... to what?
How she got where she is today
The cut sign is given; saying goodbye
PROMO "Its Whip'em Out Wednesday"
GET INFECTED Soup Nazi: tasteless headlines
BREAK
Happy WOW; DirectTV; details for WOW and bringing back Hummer Tuesday?
Reviewing the Miss FHM interview and banning FEEDBACKers
O&A whored themselves nicely
Second Hour
All over the place talk: Celebrity Navigation System Audio, Miss FHM on Fox and Friends and Bruce Willis put up $1Million for Bin Laden
Celebrity NEWS Paris Hilton's kinkajou
Why is Paris a celebrity?; new season of "The Simple Life"
Anthony starts to describe the navigation systems
Interruption: Bill Burr yawns and attacks
Tangent: The Palette Jack; working for a living back in the day
CALL Anthony would be scared of the old him
Anthony's hatred for the work he did
CALL Opie obviously hasn't worked a day in his life
Opie's "jobs"
CALL Got high and sliced his ear off
The danger of sheet metal and nail guns
CALL Electrician Fight Club
Fighting on the job vs. Human Resources
Anthony's job security; Bill's construction job
CALL Shit in a bucket?
Makeshift toilets
CALL Sleep days and nail gun fights w/duct tape bandages
CALL Manual Labor
CALL Stuck in a bucket
Little guy Anthony worked with
SONG "WOW" by Anthony and Brother Joe
BREAK
TV Miss FHM does the Weather on Fox and Friends; interview
Celebrity Navigation Voices
Tangent: Naming a Star after someone
Travis has a star
CALL Bought a star for his parents
Anthony reads from Star Registry website
CALL Own a copyright, not the star
Anthony reads an Astronomer's answers to questions about naming stars
CALL Bought a $250 star
CALL Own pieces of the moon
Putting out the word for clips of old movies/TV shows talking about "the future"
Comic's bit about "Star Trek"
CALL Black hole named Robin?
CALL Corey fails miserably
GPS Navigation systems
Third Hour
Interruption for Breaking News: CALL Howard invented MTV's Unplugged
Howard's "inventions"
CALL What Howard is saying
FEEDBACK Johnny Carson called it "best of"
CALL Invented calling it in
Phoning it in
CALL Invented "Everybody Hates Chris"
Stunning
AUDIO Howard's claim of inventing Unplugged
Howard has lost his mind is almost ready to be pitied
FEEDBACK Thanks a lot Opie, I lost my hearing
Previous use of acoustic guitars
CALL Earl: The WNEW Library of acoustic sets
The WNEW AM days; telling Earl what Howard said
AUDIO Replay of Howard's insanity
Recordings of acoustic sets
FEEDBACK BBC's acoustic sets from the 60s
Ben: 'BCN's acoustic stuff from the late 60s and 70s
Howard lost his mind (end of call)
CALL Why bring Stern up every day?
Answering Blood Fart
This is what O&A do, if you don't like it, cancel the service, flush your XM down the toilet and go fuck your mother
FEEDBACK Howard's semantics; Bill ain't saying shit
Call Howard and let him know he's a fraud
Ever getting to Mr. T and the Nav systems?
CALL "The Little Rascals" performed live on the radio... acoustically
"Howard's XM Commercial" set to music
Erik: Khemystri's submission
Anthony rants
"Howard's XM Commercial"
HOURGLASS "Howard Did It All"
BREAK
Mid Hour
FEEDBACK TiVo O&A on DirectTV
CALL Scott Ferrall: Loves the DirectTV; Fox Sports Radio Bash on XM 142
Says a unique hello to Bill Burr
Sports sports... beer or pussy
What Ferrall is up to and going to Miami (end of call)
Scott's wrap ups
Finally: GPS with Mr. T
AUDIO Example 1: Mr. T
"Mr. T"
AUDIO Example 2: Mr. T
Completely off the cuff
CALL Should get the voice of KITT from "Night Rider"
AUDIO Dennis Hopper, the Easy Rider
eeek... CRASH! What happened to Hopper?
AUDIO Burt Reynolds
uuuuhhh.... what?
AUDIO Replay of Burt
Clips
Norm MacDonald's Burt impression
CALL Ripping off NYC Cabs
Big A's navigation
Wacky Big Sandwich Bit
Interruption: TV Puggle on Regis and Kelly
Than gives the setup for the Big Sandwich
AUDIO Guinness Record for calories in a sandwich
Hack joke; praise for Than
AUDIO "Diane Sawyer takes a bite, hilarity ensues" -Than
Ben is a hack
Than passes the buck
Steve: Norton Furniture spot in Cleveland
AUDIO Furniture commercial
"Kung Fu"?; no credibility
Concern for Steve's safety this Bear Hunting Season in NJ
Thinning the human herd
AUDIO Bear Season in NJ
Sounds from the Bear Hunt
Fourth Hour
Than sets up the audio
FEEDBACK Space Hitler
AUDIO Entertainment Tonight's Fat Suit Bit
Comments
AUDIO Tyra's opening to the Fat Suit Bit
AUDIO Replaying ET's opener to the Fat Suit Bit
Complete ripoff!
AUDIO ET: Getting around while overweight
AUDIO ET: Asking for directions
Its NYC!
AUDIO ET: Lack of service; letting herself shine through
Fat Suits are not that convincing; blaming fatties
FEEDBACK Directions to Saks? Follow O&A's limo
Opie: setup
AUDIO Tyra: Being stared at in the Fat Suit
What she looked like
AUDIO Tyra: "I was so hurt you guys"
"you guys"
AUDIO Tyra crying
Fat rules
Opie: setup
AUDIO Tyra gets comforted by a fatty
Tyra and the Fat Suits
Tyra's last show about Supermodels
CALL Tyra judged people on their looks in "America's Next Top Model"
FEEDBACK Pat from Moonachie: I'll get a fatty to console ME!
AUDIO Tyra Show: Fitting inside the box
Bill: Goes both ways; be jolly or lose weight
Tyra is alive and well on XM 55's Take Five at 8am and 4pm eastern
Closest O&A have come to a Supermodel in studio?
CALL Eddie Murphy SNL Skit
Extreme obesity (clip Anthony mentioned- NSFW); Bill's favorite part of Sideways
FEEDBACK "Big girls" yesterday and "fatties" today
Comedy portion of WOW: Big gals
Anthony wants an animation and Photoshops of "Space Hitler"
WOW LINE: 866 WOW ME 05
SONG "Whip'em Out Wednesday: Show Us Your Boobies" (Mid Hour)
BREAK
Drinking in the younger days of manhood
(I missed some of the end of the show)
THE END