Rundown for Monday, November 28, 2005
First Hour
O&A sound terrible
CALL Fuzzy and bassy
Greetings from Washington, DC with crappy sound
Guests today: Al Franken; women from "Broad Minded"
Friday was a day off
Thinking about Christmas gifts; the age of Millionaire
Anthony: Thanksgiving family reruns; no health talk with meals
Opie: Thanksgiving's sour stomach greeting
Jimmy's remedy
Opie's Thanksgiving dinner in NYC
Thanksgiving's Unlucky Lotto: Balloon meets lamppost
Mid Hour
The Thanksgiving Parade coverage
CALL Father confessed an affair
Family quiz
CALL Not experts
Pat from Moonachie's Thanksgiving and the Eggnog Drinking Contest
A Very Pat from Moonachie Christmas: gifts for Pat
Jimmy's Thanksgiving and Pat's life
NEWS Move over Puggles, its the Pan Dog
Coming Up: Anti gay PSAs; Space Hitler; Dickie Goodman type submissions
Anthony: Parade song
Promo: O&A from DC
GET INFECTED: Aries Spears, w/Patrice Oneal and Rich Vos
BREAK
Second Hour
Some silence back from break into Opie talking about the train ride to DC with a PSP; Jimmy and Anthony's useless Blackberries
E Lo enters the studio: radio voices and Brother Wease
Anthony's drive up from NYC; the morning pick up by Don Wicklin
Meetings after the show
Tangent: Radio firings
Back to the meetings: marketing; PR; E Lo time
"Ask E Lo" begins
CALL Pictures in Vanity Fair?
CALL Not on DirectTV guide but on everything else
No announcements on the Arch Enemy or anything else
In depth meeting about Canada
Farid and Citadel
CALL Christmas music on XM 82
5 channels play 5 different styles of Christmas music
Music channel changes
CALL Song title problems on DirectTV
CALL Threesome with the wife?
CALL Pothole?
Sports banter and some teasing
E Lo promises big announcements
Promo: Bush on O&A
SONG "Give the Virus 2 Me"
BREAK
Spread the Virus
"Boys Beware": Short, anti-gay film
AUDIO "Boys Beware"
Gays have come a long way; Steve describes the video
Dickie Goodman and the parodies that came in
SONG (sort of) Dickie Goodman's "Mr. Jaws"
Space Hitler
Third Hour
Dickie Goodman parodies
SONG Space Hitler parody by P. Niggity
TV Pan dog
Counterpoint: NEWS Dogs maul woman to death
The rest of inbred's song
SONG Mr. Norton and Friends by Rob
Very favorable comments
Setup for the next parody
SONG by Johnny Griswold (go figure, this one's not of Foundry)
CALL Black man: horrific!
Dickie Goodman trivia
CALL Dave in Georgia loved it
Setup: awful
SONG Ant and the Dolphin by Carmine in the Bronx
Almost killed the bit
The Mad Mexican rerun
The Mad Mexican enters the studio: Chicago hat and jacket
MM doesn't disappoint
MM's singing gift
"Broad Minded" gals Christine, and Shari are outside the studio: reading the bios
HOURGLASS Celine Dion in New Orleans
BREAK
The Take 5 Channel and "Broad Minded" women
Tangent: Lifetime movies
Shari, Molly and Christine's "Broad Minded" description
Shari and Christine enter the studio: showering and lesbo tendencies
Why Molly isn't here, plane travel and kids
Useless army of staff members proves not so useless
SONG 9 year old sings "Shelter Me from the Storm"
Kids and babies
Tom and Katie's constant sonogram monitor
CALL Surprise ending to the song
Terrible Christian songs like Lil' Markie's
Fourth Hour
Favorite Jimmy joke
CALL Like Night Calls without the sex
The "Broad Minded" Show's restrictions
Christine's Sex fast
Dee Dee's slutiness
Jimmy's birthday and creating a love connection
The word panties
Today on "Broad Minded": tell all book on Michael Jackson; Murder Monday; Cheerleaders Gone Bad
Monday- Friday 5-7pm on Take 5 Ch. 155
Jimmy works it with the gals; mule viewing later?; Jimmy's ass
Thanking the ladies; Al Franken in next
Promo: Live from DC
Call the WOW Line: 866 WOW ME 05
Very short BREAK
Al Franken is in studio: readers of his book
Coming off hypocritically
Bush and Iraq
USO tours for Al and Jimmy
Al: running into Sly Stalone
Kuwait and Baghdad
Mid Hour
Presidential ideas: Joe Biden; Hillary Rodham-Clinton, Giuliani and McCain
Believing the intelligence that started the war in Iraq; the War
Plug: Franken's book "The Truth (with Jokes)"; noon to 3 on XM 167
Saying bye to Al
Jimmy shows his brains
Christine comes back into the studio: TV show; the fake bio
No junk, but maybe a hook up?
MARIO MUSIC: Date?
Trying to convince Jimmy Christine is the real deal and pictures are promised
Fez is back today
THE END