Rundown for Wednesday, November 30, 2005

First Hour

Loving the new opener

Weather and technology here in The Future

and Canada

Bush's "Total Victory"

First Canadian listening legally

Knitters are trendy

Jimmy's Saturday show at Caroline's w/ Opie and Rob Bartlett; Jimmy's warm up comics

Than is sick

O&A references on Imus

Rob Bartlett in "The Odd Couple"

Man who says he knits

Mid Hour

Jimmy's PETA friends 

Dad taught him to knit...

Burnt testicles relationship

The replay's were screwed yesterday so she didn't hear the Arch Enemy

The Arch Enemy

Jimmy should've showed cock

The "Broad Minded" gals

The phones shut down

Broad Minded: ex-fiancé

Chatter Cunts

Broad Minded: talk about Jimmy

Jimmy wasn't feeling it

The phones die again

Steve's body hair

The new King Kong trailer 

Jimmy and Anthony's drive together in DC

Mitch from Montreal: still listening illegally; corrects Anthony, but he's wrong

Human Resources King Kong joke

Making up endings for King Kong

Setup: the newscasters

Knitting 

Penguins

Knitter wannabes

"Knitter" jokes

Talking to a knitter

Knit dicks

Talking to knitters

The anchors

Bobby Big Rigger: Knitter line

Knitter line

Knit T cells

Knitter song

Knit one, pearl necklace

Knitters

The phones crap out for a third time

Second Hour

Get your stickers

Knitters 

Request things that haven't been played in a while

Setup

"Jimmy's Sex tape"

Promo: Thank God for

(mostly dead air)

 

 

Jimmy's free food 

Ramone!

Knitter? or Knitta?

Dugout Doug: Dec 16th is the Million Pest March from K Rock to Sirius

Howard's pussying out of his walk

Meet up on Wackbag and the Secret Website

Doug (and others) on live chat/video streams

Opie's MySpace friend, Doug

What Anthony has seen/heard on the video streams

Anthony's Top 8 (end of call)

Anthony's MySpace friends and plan

Pat's friends

Christmas dinner with Pat

Friday is the Eggnog Drinking Contest

John Maneilli wanted to talk to O&A about Bitter Waitress: Celebrity Shit Tippers

Mid Hour

Opie's tipping according to a Pest; Anthony's tipping also according to a Pest

Anthony's true tipping habits

"Sting-y" Opie?

Anthony's abundant mail

Jimmy's advice column answers

How to properly do the Dickie Goodman bit

An O&A show staff board?

Quick shit stories from O&A

Norton and Friends Jingle by Bent Nick Betty

Cosmo magazine's Dating Insight

More Cosmo next on this slow News day; News teases

Anthony and Jimmy: Sexy things to do before sex

"Whip'em Out Wednesday: Show us Your Boobies"

 

 

Prizes for the Assault on the Media Contest

Setup; what Jimmy wants to hear

Big A's first AOTM

Mike from Dracut in Lowell, MA

Describing the video

Steve describes Big A's video; Steve's breakfast

Opie and Lumines trips a guy

Told you not to get it

News Teases

Tangent: Peanut Butter Kiss Kills Teen

Bird Flu cure kills!

Hidden Danger!; replay

Unable to figure out the Danger

This bit is never funny, get over it!

Eddie gets banned

The danger?

Spouse Spy Kit

What the Hidden Danger really is

 The Rat Out Kit

Kids affected in South America and Georgia

What?

Atheist Camp

Big news in Ohio

What's Missing from your Home can KILL you

Guesses; carbon monoxide poisoning

Home Defibrillator

Rape Zone

Rape jokes

Informative

Saturn in the shot?

Allowed to rape?

Knitters in the Zone?

Banned Eddie

Rape Zone and Rod Serling

Opie: episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

Statutory Rape Zone

Bush is giving a speech

Could the hands that feed you KILL you?

Bush is still introducing people

Who's watching you?; Choking Game

Listening in on Bush's speech, w/ songs and clips

Fourth Hour-ish

Live Read: Bodog.net to learn poker

Looking forward to poker in Vegas

866 WOW ME 05

"Nutcracker Suite"

 

 

O&A advertisement in a bathroom stall in Alabama

Funny names

Jim's Pop Culture Quiz, Round 2

Interruption: Animal Attack Victims: the chimp attack victim

Jimmy's Quiz score so far

Continuing the Quiz

Jimmy's Score

O&A take Jimmy's Quiz

Black Sabbath question

New AOTM signs fall flat

 

 

Anthony's MySpace Friends and new Top 8; Jimmy's MySpace

Jimmy's plug on MySpace: New Year's Eve in Philadelphia

Video going up on Anthony's MySpace soon

Help a Rascal Part 2

Tomorrow's guests: Jay Mohr and maybe Jeff Ross

Eggnog Drinking Contest on Friday

Top 8 fiasco

Fez enters the studio: lost weight and feeling better

When Jimmy found out

Bob Eatman still hasn't called Fezzie

Food for Fezzie

Thanks to EAT Madison for the food today

WDIL: Knitter; good knitter's a dead knitter; never hear about eating pussy after knitting

Jimmy shows Fez a picture

WDIL: Wants into Dakota Fanning's pants

2005 Most Violent Video Game?