Rundown for Wednesday, October 5, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Yesterday's One Year celebration

Adam Ferrara is in studio: Agents

Lazlow is also in studio: TV meetings

Not Anniversary, just Congratulations

Anthony and Opie's gifts and radar screens

O&A on XM Radio

Food for the One Year Show

The real celebration is on Halloween at the Hard Rock in Times Square: wear an O&A costume and win prizes!

Schools not celebrating some holidays

Introducing Adam and Lazlow: Ben's reaction to guests

Lazlow gets a crash

Steve's desensitization

Anthony describes the Modern Primitivism "Documentary" for Adam

The fake documentary

Comments: legal ramifications; art form

The fakeness continues (Mid Hour)

Comments: the special effects and accuracy

Anthony: witnessed a shooting; growing up in a Mad Max movie

Lazlow: flaming arrow fun

Anthony: Randy's arrow game

Steve: no topping Anthony with a pellet gun

Adam's plug: Rascal's in Mont Claire, NJ

Pan for gold?; General Custer?

Anthony's vampirism

P. Niggity's "Anthony's a Vampire"

Person who was accidentally shot?

Lazlow and Steve's Anniversary Trailer

Call the Line: 866 WOW ME 05

Adam recreates the Jimmy experience

2 week old listener: What he knows about the show; Needles; advertising

The Yankees; The Jets and Vinny Testaverde

Lazlow saw O&A advertising

Bathroom advertising for O&A

Graffiti some O&A plugs in your next rest stop bathroom

Ben's Sox

Vacations on Lake George

Second Hour

Joe Shareholder: wrote E Lo about Anthony

  Joe Shareholder's email

Joe's job and making Joe looks silly (end of call)

Stocks and propaganda cartoons

Hit 43 stalls with O&A adverts

Setup

911 call for the Lake George boat accident

Validity; Lake George monster?

No.

Lake George

Ogo Pogo

Lake George Monster and Ogo Pogo

Anti-Doug Forrester ads

Anti-Doug Forrester commercials w/commentary

Today: Stephen Lynch coming in 

Adam's Plug: Rascal's in Mont Claire, Thursday through Sunday

Ben: Fez's beer 

Early afternoon drinking; smoking and eating right

Lazlow's 2 part audio

Romantic Moments, Part 1

Romantic Moments, Part 2 (Mid Hour)

Wayne

Today: Celebrity Messages; News Teasers

Howard Did It All

Stem Cell research is legal, just not federally funded

Anthony understands and elaborates

Billy Graham's son's comments: punishment from God?

Terrorists and Bali; microphone = expert

Reporting on Rev. Franklin Graham's comments on Katrina

Controversy 

Reporting on Franklin

Comments: What the hurricane looked like; its all over the Bible!

ALVIN??

Fear mongering News teases

How much will it cost YOU?

The West Side Stadium that was scrapped

Toxic Lead for lunch!

Glass thermos legend

"Are the games your kids play deadly?"

Leaky Plant

Anthony: The real story

Compared to Opie, that tease was nothing

Thin bread vs. Wonder Bread

Third Hour

Evacuation fear

Wacky names; the story

Warning labels

What?!? Warning speculation

Lazlow: Movie trailer music on the News

What the warning is

Plague mice

Images conjured from "Plague"; leeches reinstated?

Cancer warning

Warning

How safe is your college?

Ben's Raw Ass: can't find the warning

Health crisis! Pandemic!!

Winner

Anthony: Doppler names

Favorite teasers

Viper in O-Town

News 12 on Long Island

Dual Doppler with guarantee

Triple Doppler

North and South Doppler

Super Doppler

Titan Doppler 3000; Dopplers around town

Doppler

October's "Assault on the Media" has begun

Rocktober

Kramden Doppler

Favorite News tease

Next: Stephen Lynch; Celebrity Phone Messages

Adam's plug

Tooling Stephen outside the studio

"Kill A Kitten" by Stephen Lynch (Mid Hour)

Joe Shareholder is trying to cause trouble; reading Shareholder's postings

Stephen Lynch is in studio

Anthony's new bullhorn

Anti-Forrester and Corzine ads

Anti ads

Who to vote for and why

Anti- Forrester

The music

"Conga Line of Corruption", 2 versions

"We have tapes"

Tapes from where, the Mob?

Ad

What each candidate has going for them

Over the top people; Lynching

Fourth Hour

Introducing Stephen, who is drinking... of course

Howard's latest rip-off claim

Stephen's new guys

Coming to Broadway: Stephen Lynch in "The Wedding Singer"

Handing out Fez's beer

Beer Fear/anti-beer

Awesome dude, love you dude, cool dude

Album

Mark Teich's commercial

Stephen Lynch at Town Hall tomorrow at 8.... ish

Deciding what song to do

In honor of Halloween

Talking with Stephen

Request and a jab

Choosing the next song to play

Stephen starts, forgets the words or something and restarts "Baby"

Plugs plugs plugs

Celebrity Messages and more songs next

Phone! 866 WOW ME 05

Stephen brings afternoons to O&A's morning

Phil Gordon vs. Anthony for "Rock Paper Scissors"

Celebrity Message Service; Stephen's live Birthday Message

Melanie B. of the Spice Girls: break up message

Setup

Outing message

Mister T

Lazlow: talking Aibo dog

Mid Hour

What else the dog does; Spanish Aibo

(I don't know what story they're talking about and they didn't give very much info)

Lazlow: Drugs online

Problem with the packaging of Stephen's CD

Which song to play from Stephen's CD

"Vanilla Ice Cream" from "The Craig Machine"

US Weekly: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson call it quits

Did Opie get his U2 tickets?

The magical wonder of DVR; awful, outsourced customer service

Gamma-O guys enter the studio: Calendar Shoot Contest

TITS code for O&A's listeners, or 877 Gamma-O-2

Boston Strangler enters while the Gamma-O guys leave

THE Boston Strangler, the Sox/Pats fan

Dinner with E Rock

Poor nervous Boston Strangler gets tortured

Fucking with BS

Crash!

Plugs and invites

Countdown to goodbye